here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Xingqiu: You Get Turned Back Into A Baby But Retain All Your Skills And Memory, What Do You Do?
Xingqiu: you get turned back into a baby but retain all your skills and memory, what do you do?
Razor: eat a nickel
Xingqiu: a reminder: you have retained all your skills and memory
Razor: eat a nickel
Xingqiu: ok
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Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys
Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically
Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting
Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands
Xingqiu: guess what number im thinking of
Xiangling: 420
Xingqiu: no, that’s really immature of you. someone else guess and please take this seriously
Chongyun: 69?
Xingqiu: yeah it was 69
Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu
Childe: how long do you think i have to live?
Zhongli: five
Childe: five??? five what???
Zhongli: four
Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!
Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!
Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now
MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me
Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that
MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no