here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Mammon: Self Care Is Actually Getting Into Fights With Randoms In Dark Alleys
Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys
Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically
Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting
Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands
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MC: once would be nice
Belphegor: no