Xingqiu: You Lying, Cheating, Piece Of Shit!

Xingqiu: you lying, cheating, piece of shit!

Chongyun: oh yeah? you’re the idiot who thinks he can get away with everything you do. welcome to the real world!

Xingqiu: im leaving you, and im taking razor with me!

Bennett, picking up the monopoly board: i think it’s time to stop playing now

Mammon: self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys

Asmodeus: no self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on makeup if you like it or taking a nice warm nap stuff like that basically

Satan: self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel their bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.

Leviathan: self care is taking your birthday cake so i can eat the frosting

Beelzebub: if you touch my birthday cake i’ll make you eat your hands

Xiao: had it not been for the laws of this land, i would have slaughtered you

Childe: all i did was ask where the bathroom was

MC: let’s not forget that one time you literally killed me

Belphegor: how many times am i gonna have to apologize for that

MC: once would be nice

Belphegor: no

Belphegor: finally, you’ve freed me, MC. thank you

MC: you’re welcome, belphie :)

MC: ...why do i hear boss music?

Belphegor: i just got jumped

Mammon: why??? what’d you do???

Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions