here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Childe: I Think I Mightve Ate Xiaos Almond Tofu
Childe: i think i might’ve ate Xiao’s almond tofu
Childe: how long do you think i have to live?
Zhongli: five
Childe: five??? five what???
Zhongli: four
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Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
Asmodeus: remember to drink water babes!
Mammon: no
Asmodeus: then become the dirt i walk on
Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine
MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell
Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that
Asmodeus: this is literally the most boring party ive ever been to. can we leave already?
MC: Asmo, it’s my grandmother’s funeral