here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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MC: When I Asked You To Bring Me Something Back From The Beach, I Meant Like A Conch Shell
MC: when i asked you to bring me something back from the beach, i meant like a conch shell
Mammon, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that
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