here for a good time AND a long time because legally im not allowed to die[22 years on this mortal plane]
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Traveler: The Door Is Locked
Traveler: the door is locked
Venti: i got it! childe, give me your credit card
Childe: okay?
Venti, pocketing it: cool. razor, kick the door down
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Childe: how long do you think i have to live?
Zhongli: five
Childe: five??? five what???
Zhongli: four
childe could also EASILY be beidou
Childe: barbecue time! i have steaks, chicken, beef patties, and sausage what do you want?
Ganyu: im vegan
Childe: try the guillotine
Mammon: ive only had a pact with this human for a day and a half but if anything happened to them, i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
Belphegor: i just got jumped
Mammon: why??? what’d you do???
Belphegor: oh i don’t know let me just go ask them. i swear you ask the dumbest fucking questions