"What's Otaku Supposed To Stand For? Only Talk About Koro-Sensei's Unicorns?"

"What's otaku supposed to stand for? Only Talk About Koro-Sensei's Unicorns?"

- Beelzebub in a conversation with Leviathan, probably

"Beep beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep beep, I'm a sheep."

- MC, probably

How the Brother's Would React to Catching MC at a Club Alone

Lucifer

"MC, what are you doing here? Better yet, why are you here alone?"

You should be asking why he's here

He'll get pretty angry and drag you out of the place

When you get home, 3 hour lecture on why should tell him where you're going before you leave

Mammon

"MC? What are ya doing here? Not like I care or anything just, why are ya here? And why're ya alone! I told you that wherever you go, I go!"

He'll get all angry and stuff

Lol he'll just continue partying with you

5 hour lecture and getting hung to the ceiling when you get home because Lucifer's hella angry

Leviathan

"MC? Oh no, you should not be seeing me here! I was never here! Wait, why are you here?"

Why is Levi at a club

He'll try and get you out of the club, fail, rant about anime, get drunk, leave with you

You'll sneak into his room and watching anime for the rest of the night

Lol an all nighter suck it Lucifer

Satan

"MC? I didn't expect to see you here. Why are you alone? You could've asked for my company, you know."

Super chill and immediately joins you

Yall party all night and sneak into his room at 3am

He begs you to stay with him in his room for the rest of the night

Oh wait is that Lucifer's footsteps

Screw it, run to your room. Every man for themself

Asmodeus

"Oh my GOSH! MC, I'm so proud of you! Uh, why are you alone? You should've invited me."

Proud mother

Nevermind, whiny toddler

You party till dawn and take your own sweet time walking back home

Lucifer isn't even mad, he's so used to this already

Beelzebub

"MC, is that you?"

Why is Beel in a club, he's too pure to be here

Oh wait he was looking for you all around town, nevermind

He'll drag you out of the club and take you back home

Lucifer doesn't even care at this point

You crash with Beel and Belphie for the night because why not

Belphegor

"MC? What are you doing here?"

Belphie why are you here

Oh are you trying to piss off Lucifer again? Understandable, have a great day

You have a couple drinks and leave

You get home and Lucifer is so done. He's getting ready to sell every single one of his brothers, his son and you

Like for Beel, you crash with the twins because why not

Why does Barbatos look like Duolingo

So if Lucifer eats everything with a fork and knife, what's gonna happen when he's in the bedroom with Diavolo?

Is it gonna be like-

Diavolo: You ready? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lucifer: Just gimme a sec

Lucifer: *pulls out a fork and knife*

Lucifer: k cool let's go

Diavolo: *visible confusion*

"Y/N, forgive me, please. It was my fault."

Spoiler for an upcoming fanfiction 😏

Hint: It's an Obey Me fanfiction