So If Lucifer Eats Everything With A Fork And Knife, What's Gonna Happen When He's In The Bedroom With

So if Lucifer eats everything with a fork and knife, what's gonna happen when he's in the bedroom with Diavolo?

Is it gonna be like-

Diavolo: You ready? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Lucifer: Just gimme a sec

Lucifer: *pulls out a fork and knife*

Lucifer: k cool let's go

Diavolo: *visible confusion*

"What's otaku supposed to stand for? Only Talk About Koro-Sensei's Unicorns?"

- Beelzebub in a conversation with Leviathan, probably

Headcannon: Lucifer is scared of MC

POV: You're marrying Lucifer

Easy Ways to Tick Off Mammon

Tattling to Lucifer

Hiding his stuff

Basically the press-the-doorbell-and-run thing except it's calling his name and bolting

"MAMMON HOW COULD YOU!?!!?1?1?!" in public when he literally did nothing

Spending time with any of his brothers

Getting affectionate (sounds like he'd like it but nOpE)

Correcting his typos

Wrong "your"

Looking at his baby pics

Extra pepper on his plate

Microwaving the food too long

Not microwaving the food

Paying him in Monopoly money

mixing the fkiNG FORKS, KNIVES AND SPOONS IN THE SAME FKING COMPARTMENT HOLY SHI-

Taking his towel from the bathroom while he's in the shower

"Yo Mammon, did you pay off this month's debt?"

b r e a t h i n g

Comparing him to Beel in physical strength

Challenging him to something he will obviously lose at

"Fking tsundere" (I shouldn't be talking, I'm one too)

"Beep beep, I'm a sheep. I said beep beep, I'm a sheep."

- MC, probably