Mom & Dad

mom & dad ♡

at the end of the day i think the reason we’re all so obsessed w jon snow in the books is the inherent comedy of the Chosen One being sent to magical boarding school and just hating every minute of it. he’s not realizing his full magical girl potential he’s just exhausted. mans is TIRED. there’s a literal giant camping out in his front yard and he’s stressing over salt beef. there is an uber hot magical witch actively trying to seduce him and he’s just like ‘omg ygritte had red hair… im going to kms’. he is actively becoming a wolf. like straight up animorphing into his pet dog. and he doesn’t give a shit he’s like ‘hm that’s weird’ and then he gets distracted smelling satins’ hair again. easily the most character of all time. god.

nothing is funnier than alliser thorne to me like he had sooooo much beef with this 14 y/o emo loser as a grown ass man. jon made one (1) joke about his DOG and thorne was like ohhhhh he has to die. he really said i want that twink obliterated 🙏 no thoughts no prayers just violence. me and this eighth grader are mortal enemies. very well adjusted! good job!

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

Sofie Whitewolf, daughter of Jon and Serana Whitewolf. She is studying under her adopted parents and grandmother to become a mage. She has a natural aptitude for Alteration and Conjuration magic, but excel in all areas or magic. She is a Nord, making her a natural in frost magic as well. She is also being taught to use daggers, Jon gives her the Blade of Woe her got after destroying the Dark Brotherhood. Jon also gifted her the Aetherial Crown.

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