Story Starter #34

Story Starter #34

“Do you ever wonder if God’s actually playing a resource management game?”

“Man, just go to sleep already.”

I would adopt one in a heartbeat.

Especially the Flumph. Always trust a Flumph.

Adopt a D&D monster today!✨💖

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If you like No Man’s Sky and/or ambiance videos, be sure to check out my YouTube channel HonestScribe Geekery. This time, we’re hiking a grassy planet inhabited by mechanical fauna.

My latest No Man’s Sky Relaxation video! Stare into the eye of an abyssal horror, if you dare...

Character Idea #2

Give a character a job you were good at and make them terrible at it.

OR:

Give a character a job you were awful at and make them even worse.

G.I. Joe Crack Fic Ideas

Be sure to credit and share a link if you use any of these. I’d love to read them!

-Cobra Commander takes up knitting and stabs someone for insulting his handiwork. (Granted, his Joe voodoo dolls are truly hideous, as are his sweaters...)

-Snake Eyes gets tired of always wearing the same mask and goes to a costume store. He freaks out random Joes with his new selections.

-Storm Shadow, missing the tastes of home, just can’t seem to find a decent Japanese restaurant. He’s never been one for cooking, but he decides to whip up a dish himself. (You decide whether this results in success or failure.)

-Zartan leaves Cobra to seriously pursue a career as a rock star. He finds out he’s actually better at girl pop, instead, and unexpectedly becomes a new sensation. (Bonus: The Dreadnoks, realizing they’ve lost their leader to legions of adoring fans, decide to put a stop to this. But one of them becomes a fan themselves.)