Okay Watching Escape Of The Bloodkeep I Did NOT Expect John Feathers To Be A Fucking EAGLE

okay watching escape of the bloodkeep i did NOT expect john feathers to be a fucking EAGLE

okay but like evan told the rest of the misfits “if you see my shadow, you need to run,” and at the time, sam, dream, and jammer were like “okay, yeah we hear you.”

and then his shadow shows up and NONE of them give an inch.

“i’m gonna have to break that promise because WE found him.”

jammer and dream landed the final two blows of physical affection, but sam held that fucking line.

this teenager stared multiple eldritch horrors in the face and told them that they were beneath her notice, “that’s our best friend and I Don’t Know You,” lawyered another one out of there “he’s a minor, the agreement is nullified,” and scared a third into fleeing because It Did Not Want To Be Perceived By Her.

godDAMN I LOVE SAM BLACK

“You’re not going anywhere, alright?” and “We’re gonna handle this together” i’m sobbing. jammer is so kind; he is the heart and soul of this team and it’s just so nice. the pilot program team has my whole heart. 

and evan’s “they can erase everything else but they can’t erase family on six” my h e ar t

Im so happy they’re in the goat house,,,oh my god,,,i love them,,,GOD IF IT’S LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND NEAR THE KITCHENS MAYBE MY SON EVAN CAN FINALLY EAT SOMETHING??? CAN EAT WHENEVER HE HUNGIE,,,,I’M,,,CRY,,,WAIT NO DON’T MOVE HIM,,,TALKING ABOUT HIM SLEEPING IN A NICE WARM PLACE I CRY

okay i wasn’t a hundred percent feeling the art this season but like?? episode 2′s art has really been fucking doing it for me. the blood cobra scene?? oh my god,,,it’s glorious, it’s so good i’m in awe

i’m watching escape from the bloodkeep and i just keep thinking like. maggie and the ferocious beast but that’s not correct because maggie is the ferocious beast. what a queen. i love her.