I Lost My Shit At That Line Man - Tumblr Posts

okay but like evan told the rest of the misfits “if you see my shadow, you need to run,” and at the time, sam, dream, and jammer were like “okay, yeah we hear you.”

and then his shadow shows up and NONE of them give an inch.

“i’m gonna have to break that promise because WE found him.”

jammer and dream landed the final two blows of physical affection, but sam held that fucking line.

this teenager stared multiple eldritch horrors in the face and told them that they were beneath her notice, “that’s our best friend and I Don’t Know You,” lawyered another one out of there “he’s a minor, the agreement is nullified,” and scared a third into fleeing because It Did Not Want To Be Perceived By Her.

godDAMN I LOVE SAM BLACK