Okay But Like Evan Told The Rest Of The Misfitsif You See My Shadow, You Need To Run, And At The Time,

okay but like evan told the rest of the misfits “if you see my shadow, you need to run,” and at the time, sam, dream, and jammer were like “okay, yeah we hear you.”

and then his shadow shows up and NONE of them give an inch.

“i’m gonna have to break that promise because WE found him.”

jammer and dream landed the final two blows of physical affection, but sam held that fucking line.

this teenager stared multiple eldritch horrors in the face and told them that they were beneath her notice, “that’s our best friend and I Don’t Know You,” lawyered another one out of there “he’s a minor, the agreement is nullified,” and scared a third into fleeing because It Did Not Want To Be Perceived By Her.

godDAMN I LOVE SAM BLACK

okay watching escape of the bloodkeep i did NOT expect john feathers to be a fucking EAGLE

OH THEM GETTING REAL AND FANCY WANDS WHEN IT ACHIEVES THEIR FINAL FORM I’M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

are they all going to be in the same house? is dream going to force poor evan to be in the scorpion house? i’m,,,oh boy,,,why did they let dream go first i’m so nervous for them

i watched the mcrib scene again and boy, still just as funny as the first time. 

Im so happy they’re in the goat house,,,oh my god,,,i love them,,,GOD IF IT’S LIKE HUFFLEPUFF AND NEAR THE KITCHENS MAYBE MY SON EVAN CAN FINALLY EAT SOMETHING??? CAN EAT WHENEVER HE HUNGIE,,,,I’M,,,CRY,,,WAIT NO DON’T MOVE HIM,,,TALKING ABOUT HIM SLEEPING IN A NICE WARM PLACE I CRY