Im Watching Escape From The Bloodkeep And I Just Keep Thinking Like. Maggie And The Ferocious Beast But

i’m watching escape from the bloodkeep and i just keep thinking like. maggie and the ferocious beast but that’s not correct because maggie is the ferocious beast. what a queen. i love her. 

are they all going to be in the same house? is dream going to force poor evan to be in the scorpion house? i’m,,,oh boy,,,why did they let dream go first i’m so nervous for them

imagine sam braiding evan’s hair and she braids a yellow ribbon into it so that everyone knows he’s part of the goat house, so that people know if they fuck with a fellow goat they will get the horns. and imagine dream getting jealous and pulling enough out to braid a strand of his hair with a pink ribbon, so that they match. his braid and her coon tails. and jammer holds his hand, because they’re bonding, and evan looks ready to cry and he’s got to be ready to pull his friend into a hug should he cry. 

OH THEM GETTING REAL AND FANCY WANDS WHEN IT ACHIEVES THEIR FINAL FORM I’M!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“You’re not going anywhere, alright?” and “We’re gonna handle this together” i’m sobbing. jammer is so kind; he is the heart and soul of this team and it’s just so nice. the pilot program team has my whole heart. 

and evan’s “they can erase everything else but they can’t erase family on six” my h e ar t

so. not where i expected this episode to go. i’m loosing it lasdkghskldhg. just. evan and dream’s convo after teleporting off the scuppers field had me dying of laughter