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I’ve been seeing a lot of the cannibal sanji au’s and like I’ve been thrown down the dark amazing old man Yaoi hole of zarp (garp x zeff) and like I wanna see a dark fanfic of zeff and sanji both being into human flesh and they sell it at the Baratie. Like maybe when garp and zeff are eating and flirting zeff casually drops in the middle of dinner ( or like in the middle of pounding into the marine if like there’s a spicy scene) that garp ate human flesh. I just wanna see garp be in horror and have a full mental breakdown and zeff acting like nothing happened and like acting like a married couple. I can’t write but I really wanna see a dark fic about my otp, plz someone write one plzzzzzz
So you're telling me that in the same episode: Zeff offers food to Garp, we see Sanji offering food to Nojiko but also flirting with her, and after we see these two old men share a bottle of wine that Zeff says he's been "saving for something special". Do you see where I'm going?
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Why not ?
Sorry for the grammar.
（ｏ･ω･）ｏ Sanji x Reader ｏ（･ω･ｏ）
I am a very picky eater. It caused me a lot of trouble when I was younger. So sometimes I leave my home to explore the sea on a little boat. It isn’t the best experience of my life. Almost every time risk my life. Because of the water or just because I didn’t eat since days. When I return home, I am so hungry I eat the food that my parent gives to me. As it’s the only for me to eat what they cook they don’t say anything.
But when I was a kid, I found a restaurant on the east blue. I was hungry and told myself "Why not ?" So I got in and sat at a table. Almost instantly a boy came to me with a note pad in his hand. He asked me what I wanted. I asked him where is the menu, before my eyes his face contorted in one of panics. Sorry, he screamed before running away.
He came back five minutes later with a menu and gave it to me. I smiled and thanked him. I make my commands and he return in the kitchen. The food I asked for is something very rare to found and really hard to make. Most of the time the cook ruined it and I can't eat. But when the boy came back with the food, when the smell came to my node, when I could see the food. I knew. It was good. So when the plate was finally on the table I started eating. The boy presented himself as Sanji and as the who cooked my food. As I were the only client, I offered him to sit with me. He smiled to me and sat before me then we started talking.
That day I didn’t have anything to pay. So, the chef made me work in the kitchen and clean it. It wasn’t what I preferred doing but it was still funny !
Since then, I came everywhen I can. But since I was a kid back then it wasn't very frequent. Each time I came Sanji make me something new, but it was okay because he always finds a way to make me eat it, in my eyes Sanji and Zeff are culinary genius. Now that I am an adult, I had definitely abandoned my old home to live on the Baratie and work with them. For Zeff If it’s a girl who do the services it will bring more clients so I serve the clients.
Now Sanji and I are in the kitchen talking while he cooks a new recipe he created. Once he finished, he turns to me a smile on his lips and a spoon in his hand. "Why not ?" And I open my mouth trying again his delicious food.