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got my copy, so I'm bringing receipts 🥰
So you're telling me that in the same episode: Zeff offers food to Garp, we see Sanji offering food to Nojiko but also flirting with her, and after we see these two old men share a bottle of wine that Zeff says he's been "saving for something special". Do you see where I'm going?
Usopp isn't a bad hear me out, talk to me when you've reached my level.
GIVE ME YALLS WORST HEAR ME OUTS
MINE😭😏:
JUST HEAR ME OUT OK??😭
so the head chair of the webinars I am attenting has noticed my eagerness and my enthusiasm (attenting every talk, interacting with lecturers and attendees,taking notes) and he is gonna add me to more webinars lists for free because he shall offer me more opportunities (his words not mine). being the first person to recognise my efforts and talents, in like, forever, he had me almost breaking down in front of a lot of strangers and a couple of my profs. you've healed such a big part of me today prof M. you don't even know thank you
the feminine urge to go missing
elon it’s me, your guardian angel. taylor swift has endorsed a political candidate you don’t like—you have to tell her you will make her bear your child. use the social media website you paid 40 billion dollars for. tell her you’ll put a baby in her goddamn belly. that’s normal behavior and it will definitely get everyone on your side
I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP TAG PAPYRUS
so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??
so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??
so you're telling me that, on oct 3rd, 2022, at an mcr concert (the band that inspired stephanie meyer to write twilight) gerard way went on stage for the encore wearing a TWILIGHT EDWARD TSHIRT, with robert pattinson's face on it, proceeded to call robert pattinson hot, and then, AND THEN played fucking VAMPIRE MONEY??
AaAaAaAhHhHhHHHHHHH
Me duele la cabeza
*Gasps in Destiel*
An Actual Excerpt from 14x06
Dean: Silver stake through the heart, that oughta do the trick.
Jack: And that’s…love?
Dean: *smiling* Uhhhh…actually, love can get crazier than that.
EXCUSE ME BUT DID DEAN JUST ACKNOWLEDGE THAT BEING STABBED IN THE HEART QUALIFIES AS LOVE?
*dies*