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Barely anyone actually knows this, but Makarov actually really likes fruit. If you want to gain his affection when he already likes you, then a good way of doing so is by bringing him some cut up fruit. His favorites are peaches, any kind, really. He could be having a rough day, glaring at anyone that comes close to him, but if you bring him some peaches, especially saturn peaches, he will calm down a little bit. If you're already pretty close, then he'll return your affections with some of his own. Bring him a fruit salad with some yoghurt, he'll truly appreciate it. He doesn't let very many people know about that either. Not because it's embarrassing or anything, but because no one needs to know his likes and dislikes. If he lets you know about this, then it's a sign of trust on his behalf, silly as it sounds.
im gonna bust
oh god .. Zoro the man you are
finished char ref for artfight!!
hopefully I’ll find the time to attack someone and then stop feeling bored lmao
pls write more about piss kinks maybe with jeongin? 😸
SMUT MDNI
Authors Note: Okay so I originally wrote this as some general thoughts with some bullet points but then it turned into a whole ass scenario. I apologize that it's a bit weirdly formatted, I think it still does the job though! Hopefully, you guys are still able to enjoy it! Word Count: 948 Warnings: SMUT, MDNI, PIV sex, Piss kink, cream pie
Jeongin didn't even realize he had a piss kink until that time you pushed him out of the way to pee while he was brushing his teeth in the bathroom.
He immediately felt his face heat up as he heard the sound of you relieving yourself. The way your face relaxed as you let go sent blood right to his dick.
He was pretty embarrassed about it, to be honest. Why is he feeling like this over his partner peeing?
He didn't say anything about his newfound kink for a long time. He was a bit embarrassed and didn't even know how to bring it up, although you figured it out all your own.
Ever since that day, Jeongin would follow you into the bathroom every time you went in. He acted like it was just to continue your conversation, but the bulge in his pants said otherwise.
It was you who finally brought up the idea of experimenting with the piss kink. Jeongin's face turned bright red upon hearing your suggestion.
"Are—are you sure, Y/N? Do you actually want to try that?" he stutters out.
"Yeah, why not? Seems like it could be hot," you say, shrugging your shoulders.
So, you two figure out a plan. The two of you decide to each drink as much water as you can, filling up both of your bladders to max capacity. Towards the end of the evening, both of your bladders are so full you start to ache.
"Jeongin, I don't think I can hold it much longer," you say, feeling the pressure in your lower stomach. He pushes his hand against your stomach, watching you flinch from the pressure. He gives you the most shit-eating grin, teasing you for how badly you must have to go.
You retaliate, poking him back. His reaction proves he's just as full as you. Not willing to endure any more teasing, he lifts you off your feet and carries you into the shower.
Setting you down in the bathroom, his lips graze over yours as his hands toy with the hem of your shirt, "Are you sure you want to go through with this? We can stop at any time if you want."
You place your arms around his neck, pushing your lips against his, "I'm sure I want to try this Jeongin".
With your permission, he helps you undress. His motions show eagerness, yet he does his best to contain himself, his hands moving slowly but shakily over your body. He gently kisses your neck and collarbone before helping you enter the tub.
He holds your bare body against his, his already hard cock pushes into your ass as he sucks on your neck. You turn around to kiss him, your hand reaching down to stroke his cock. He shivers, partially from your touch and partially from how badly he has to piss.
You pin him against the wall, stroking his cock with one hand and pushing against his lower stomach with the other. He whimpers from your touch, "I know you can't hold it much longer Jeongin. Why don't you just let it go?" His lip quivers, and his eyes squeeze shut. You continue to stroke him as you feel his cock twitch, a tiny golden stream spurts out. "Doesn't that feel good baby? Why don't you let it all out?"
It's like a dam inside him breaks, a strong stream of piss comes out. He moans as you aim his stream at your body, aiming for your pussy.
The warmth of his piss almost makes you lose control of your bladder but you continue to hold it. You feel so much heat building up in your lower stomach from how turned on you are. You rub your clit with your free hand as he continues to release on you.
Slowly, his stream tapers off. His tongue practically hangs out of his mouth as he relaxes, his cheeks are red and rosy.
Looking at you covered in his mess makes him go feral. He pushes you up against the wall, your ass sticking out for him. He aligns his cock with your opening before taking you from behind. The stretch of him puts even more pressure on your bladder. You know you can't hold it much longer.
He builds up his pace quickly, his roughness immediately proving it's too much for you to handle. Piss begins to spurt out of you with every thrust, you feel so overwhelmed with pleasure that tears prick your eyes.
"That's it, baby, let it all out. Feels so good pissing all over my cock, doesn't it?" His hand reaches over your body, rubbing your clit. The lighter your bladder gets the more you can feel your orgasm approaching.
"Jeongin please don't stop!" You cry out. When your stream comes to an end you can feel your orgasm begin. You feel yourself squirt all over his cock as he keeps up his pace.
Jeongin's breath gets shaky as he feels your body tremble, "Baby, please let me come inside, please," he pleads with you.
"Come wherever you want, baby."
With that, his orgasm takes over.
He thoroughly rides out his orgasm before his grip on your hips begins to lighten.
When he pulls out, he turns you around to kiss you, his come dripping down your leg.
"That was one of the best orgasms I've had in a long time," you whisper to him in between kisses. The two of you are both hot and out of breath.
"How about a nice warm shower and then we snuggle on the couch with a movie after?" he suggests.
"Sounds like a great way to end the evening."
Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!
Mhm chezzburgers
Can I have chez burger plz?
Yummy! Yummy! Yummy!
Mhm chezzburgers
Surprised the @foodnetwork hasn’t made a Mukbang or ASMR cooking show???
If you see this @foodnetwork , I started watching mukbangs & asmr before it was trendy - so I’d like to be a part of the first project/show
Thanks babes😘
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doing a jig
finally finished this fucking thang. god. enjoy!!
Boku no Hero Academia || Hitoshi Shinsou Episode 156
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new animal just dropped
like the only thing that will ever be posted on tjis acc apparently but STILL OH MY GOD ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS /POS
I JUST KEDP LOOKIGN AT IT ITS SO GOOD BRO IS MOT DOING GOOD
I read an amazingly well-written DBL fic by @tired-sunny , and I just HAD to draw some fanart for it✨
Artwork and link to fic under the cut for the following trigger warnings!!
TW: CHARACTER S3LF H4RM AND BLOOD!!
- Fanart for The Saiyan In Blue -
To spoil the ending, Shallot’s ok, he’s alive, someone helps him, he’s ok 💙
Sunny, I’ll say it again, your fic made me incredibly emotional, congratulations 👏😭 Totally gonna read it again