Yoko Wednesday - Tumblr Posts

Enid: Okay, Wednesday. Repeat after me. "I will not..."

Wednesday: I will not...

Enid: "...dress up as Santa Claus..."

Wednesday: ...dress up as Santa Claus...

Enid: "...to scare little kids."

Wednesday: ...to scare little kids.

Enid, looking satisfied: Good!

Wednesday: I will dress up as Krampus and terrorize naughty children into better behavior next year.

Enid: NO! WEDNESDAY, BAD!!!

Wednesday, shrugging: Too late. I've already enlisted compatriots to dress up as Icelandic Yule Lads and assist.

Yoko, running up beside them: I'M GONNA BE 'DOORWAY SNIFFER'! DIVINA’S GOING TO BE SHEEP-COTE CLOD!

Enid: How did you get Divina to agree to that??

Yoko, looking proud of herself: Me and Kent teamed up to talk her into it.

Enid, sighing: Of course you did.

Wednesday, grinning darkly: Jericho will finally be rid of juvenile crime. Just you wait.

Enid: Wens, you're not Batman, you're a menace to society.

Yoko: Same thing.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

Yoko: Uh, Enid, why is there a note on your mirror that says "fatten the beast"?

Enid: Oh, that's just Wednesday's way of reminding me to feed the stray cat we found outside.

Yoko: ...

Yoko: Your girl is fuckin weird.

Enid, with a lovesick look on her face: I know 😍

Enid: I just got a text from Divina. What did you do??

Yoko, looking nervous: Well, she asked me what song reminded me most of her, and I answered honestly!

Enid: Oh, come on, it couldn’t have been that ba-

Yoko: I said it was the Ice Fishing theme song from Club Penguin.

Enid shaking her head: Yeah... this one's on you.

Wednesday, sipping her espresso: Enjoy your exile on the couch.

AO3: SorcererOfSolitude

Yoko: if it excites and scares you at the same time? just go for it do it live your dreams

Bianca: alright

Bianca: i'll do it

Bianca: i finally will

Bianca: i'm going to slap Wednesday

Yoko: NO-