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Yoko, arguing with Wednesday: says the goth!
Wednesday: goth is a music-based subculture, music that i don’t listen to and culture i don’t partake in
Wednesday: Enid does
Divina: what?
Wednesday: Enid listens to goth music
Divina: that’s… why?
Enid: i assumed it was what Wednesday listened to and i wanted to get to know her better through the things she enjoys
Wednesday: something you assumed i enjoy
Enid: yeah, but i actually really like it, the songs are super romantic even when they’re not trying to be
Yoko: … so, you’re saying that shes goth?
Wednesday: more so than i am
Enid: 🎶 all i ever wanted, all i ever needed 🎶
Wednesday: whatever you want
Enid: anything?
Wednesday: anything you want, cara mia, ask and it will be yours
Enid: be nice to our friends?
Wednesday: oh sweet lucifer-
Enid: you said anything!
Wednesday: you are a vile creature!!
Enid: hey Wednesday, how did… what are you doing?
Wednesday: stabbing
Yoko: piercing
Enid: what
Yoko: remember when Wednesday threatened that she had a spell that could make outcast skin penetrable like an ordinary persons?
Enid, laughing: you’re using it to let Wednesday pierce your ears?
Wednesday: it’s for science
Enid: sure it is, love. can i go next?
Wednesday, with a hint of excitement: yes.
Enid: pink or blue?
Morticia: Enid, Wednesday, what are you girls doing?
Enid: hello Mrs. Addams! we’re giving Ichabod a makeover!
Morticia: a makeover? darling Ichabod is a tree
Enid: I know! he needed some TLC
Morticia:..
Wednesday: it is an acronym for ‘tender loving care’, disgusting by the way, just say tending
Enid: look. Ichabod, would you rather the pink scarf or the blue one? one shake for pink and two shakes for blue
the tree shakes once, wednesday who is sitting in his branches reading a book isn’t phased
Morticia: ..
Morticia: very well, dinner is ready so finish up here
Enid: oh! thank you!
Enid: Knock, knock.
Wednesday: *sigh* Who's there?
Enid: Cat raised by a cowboy.
Wednesday: Cat raised by a cowboy who?
Enid: Meowdy, Partner...
Enid, having a conversation: she’s allergic to roses
Wednesday, was barely paying attention: querida, haven’t we talked about telling our enemies our weaknesses? not to do it?
Bianca: enemies?
Enid: what weakness? if she even thinks about it i’ll shred her to pieces
Wednesday: very well
Wianca: what.
Yoko: you get used to it
Wednesday: And someday I'll tell you about the time I stabbed a cop.
Enid: Wednesday!
Wednesday: What? He stabbed me first!!
Yoko runs out of the room crying hysterically
Divina: She didn’t mean that!
Bianca: Damn it, Wednesday.
Enid entering the room: You made Yoko cry on her birthday?! What did you say?
Wednesday: What’s wrong with saying “you’re one year closer to death” huh?
Wednesday: I’ve decided to take your advice about dealing with my enemies and kill them with kindness.
Enid: That’s really great, Willa. I’m so proud of you.
Wednesday: Apologies. I feel I wasn’t clear.
Wednesday, pulling out a massive hunting knife: Kindness is the name I gave my knife.
Wednesday, glaring at Tyler: I'd love to stick my knife in your artery right now.
Tyler, smirking: My restraining order against you would advise against that.
Wednesday: You little-
Enid, stepping in: Wends, just leave it.
Tyler: Thankyou Enid.
Enid, retracting her claws: That doesn't mean I won't do it for her.
Divina: Right, I know we always talk about how Enids rubbing off on Wednesday but we need to talk about how Wednesdays rubbing off on Enid.
Yoko: I know right, I literally saw her digging a grave yesterday.
Bianca: That's not even the worse of it, I saw her covered in blood. Enid. Covered in someone else's blood.
Divina: It's scary stuff, honestly.
Yoko: I heard we have the best lawyers in Jericho.
Divina: I hope so. Or we’re going to jail.
Yoko: Don’t say that. Have faith.
Wednesday and Enid walks into the room
Divina: Oh god.
Yoko: Wait you two?!
Wednesday: Yes. Im your lawyer and Enid here is my partner.
Enid: Hi! I’m her partner! In both senses.
Divina: Oh god we’re going to jail.
Yoko: When did you even go to law school?!
Wednesday: Who said I did?
Yoko: Yeah, we’re going to jail.
Wednesday (to bianca):
Bianca:
Wednesday:
Bianca:
Wednesday (calls Enid):
Enid:
Xavier: My head hurts Wednesday: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity
Wednesday: I'm going to stab you in the face
Enid: is this an angry stab in the face or a sexy stab in the face?
Xavier: *breathes*
Wednesday:
