Wtf Is My Life - Tumblr Posts
Back after years of radio silence.
Today I woke up and chose chaos so y'all get to listen to me rant about something from my childhood that haunts me to this day.
When I was a child I lived in an old wooden house that didn't have any glass. All the doors and shudders were solid wood and the windows were just screens. Because of this plenty of random bugs and animals would end up getting into the house. This was always very annoying but there was one animal that always terrified me to my very core: the tokay gecko.
This little shit:
Now some strange people out there may think it's cute. But you know what's not cute? This 12" thing staring at you from your bedroom ceiling screaming at you at 3 in the morning. I cannot put its call into words but let me just say that the sound it produces rattles your very bones and sends chills down to your soul.
My parents once told me a story about a neighbour's cat's encounter with one of these things in order to stop me from trying to pet one. The thing to note about tokay geckos is that when they bite you their gaw locks, stopping them from being able to let go. So this cat got bit by a gecko, freaked out, and then ripped the entire body off its leg. The thing was that the head was still attached to the cat. So when the owner got home that night they saw their long-haired white Persian cat covered in gecko blood with the head still attached to his arm. The only way the owner was able to remove the head was by taking a screwdriver and prying it open.
So anyway that was my childhood.
Moving on is hard , but you can do it once you realize that's kinda like the only choice for you.
Universe has literally left me no choice.
Holy shit
I just realized psychonauts had Invader Zim swearing before Helluva Boss.
My attempt at drawing a banshee. One of my monster girls series characters. Fair warning, I don't have good quality art supplies and my art is kind of shit. Everything I post is only done in pencil, crayola colored pencils, crayons, and markers, the occasional acrylic paint, and office depot brand felt tip pens. I don't have any digital art software besides Microsoft Paint, and most of my work is done on notebook paper during or shortly after class. Don't expect beautiful, professional looking stuff from me because I'm simply too cheap to buy good art supplies. The only sort of exception to this rule is what I've done in art class but I don't really own those materials. I'm not a professional artist. I'm not an art student or anything like that. I will gladly take constructive criticism and the like, but if you come expecting to see some beautiful blending and meaningful colors this is not the place to come. I'm lucky if I get the basic shape of the eyes and arms right most days and if you ask me to draw a hand I will laugh in your face. I just wanted share my random drawings and their backstories with the tumblr world, and go on long rants about fandom and storytelling, and maybe me putting on costumes in the middle of June. We'll see where it goes. In short I just want to have fun and sorry for the long post. Hello tumblr, I have become with crazies.
This past week of college for me [100% accurate representation]
Day 1: didn’t leave the dorm, watched a shitty movie, contemplated life
Day 2: Class, ate a whole bag of Reeses PB cups, saw a kid walked by with Smash Mouths, Allstar blasting from his backpack
Day 3: Professor didn’t show, possibly aced that chem lad, sang badly in the shower
Day 4: *email received from TA* “Thanks for the questions, also don’t forget the paper is due tomorrow.” It was supposed to be due the next week, there was lots of panic
Day 5: worked out, 3rd day in a row that I hadn’t talked to anyone except my roommate outside classes
Day 6: Lonely, Dining hall had a High School Musical themed dinner, questioned what I am doing with my life, had super meaningful conversations with strangers that I will never speak to again.
Day 7: Had a conversation with my professor that made me feel smart, a lady asked me if I was engaged because I had a ring on a chain around my neck #stillsingle
Kid just told me: if you were a zombie, it would be so much easier to get money from you