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levimoid

3 years ago

Book!Regis: “Frankly, the way you humans sexualise us vampires says infinitely more about your own sexual hangups than it ever said about real vampires…”

Also Book!Regis: Single-handedly responsible for keeping a notorious succubus from visiting any of her usual paramours for their entire winter in Toussaint.

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eskel-and-goat

5 years ago

Book Eskel: Where’s Netflix Eskel?

Game Eskel: I thought you were watching him...?

Alzur’s Legacy Eskel, bursting into the room with his sword drawn: NETFLIX ESKEL HAS ESCAPED!!

[thumping noises above them]

Book Eskel, drawing his sword: Dear god, he’s in the vents...

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