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Bass Practice Routine of a Mediocre Bassist (ADHD Edition):

1. sit down to practice and contemplate life

2. warm up struming hand with 20 reps of petting the cat (very important)

3. sit on my phone and get distracted watching various bass tab videos

4. finally get up and do actual warm ups

5. get distracted again while looking for wherever my gosh dang pick went

6. remember the big expensive object hanging off you

7. mess around for 5 hours goofing off with different riffs

8. realize ive been at it for 6 hours and i missed dinner (mom called down to me hours ago)