Why Am I Like This Omg - Tumblr Posts

so my sister once went on a sleepover and watched open house (it's a horror movie) and basically its about a serial killer who lives in the basement of this family's house and eventually kills them all. 

naturally i'm terrified  and i thought there was a serial killer in our basement and so to combat this my brain created Steven the Invisible Telepathic Friendly Serial Killer that lives in my basement and every time i go downstairs i say hi to him in my head so he doesn't get lonely