Wednesday Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Wednesday: In an effort to be more sympathetic I would like to know how certain emotions feel, would you mind describing them to me?
Enid: OMG that's so sweet of course I can!
Wednesday: Okay, firstly love.
Enid: Oh wow, well i guess love is literally the best thing ever, it's a lightness in like your chest, its the spring in your step when you see their face but it's like also longing, knowing how much you need their cold unsmiling lips on yours, knowing you need to be wrapped in the scent of their long black braided hair, needing to hear how much they love you with their cold and sarcastic voice, needing them to obsess over you like an unsolved crime, and then like sometimes there's a sexual element as well, where you want to tear off their monotone clothes and hold their small frame against the wall as you take in all of their perfect pale skin
Wednesday: Could the sexual element be wanting their sharp claws to tear into you, feeling their desperation for you as they torture you in such a satisfying way, using their wolf-ish teeth to make you feel pain, as they feel pain in their absolute desire and obsession?
Enid: Yeah that like definitely sounds sexual
Wednesday: So... have you ever felt love
Enid: UHH WHAT? no not at all, that's like totally crazy I can't even... like no definitely definitely not
Wednesday: Yes me also i have never experienced any of these emotions. Not one single time, no.
Enid: cool
Wednesday: good
Enid: awesome
Wednesday: yep
Wednesday: Enid, I have another emotion for you to describe, what does anger feel like
Enid: Oh easy, so picture Xavier and-
Wednesday: Thank you, that description was truly visceral, I already feel furious
Yoko: EXCUSE ME ARE YOU STALKING ENID??
Wednesday: I'd prefer the word "haunting"
Wednesday: but essentially, yes
Yoko: hey Enid, I know how hard thid is but we're going to have to move away from the coffin at some point
Enid: No I'll just wait here
Divina: Enid, it uh, it really seems like you haven't accepted what's happened and... listen, I don't want to be the bearer of bad news but, Wednesday's gone.
Enid: She'll come back. She told me she'd come back, she said "Enid, I shall come back", so like, just wait til she comes back.
Yoko (sighing): right sure
Yoko: I think that we shou- OH MY GOD WEDNESDAY WHAT THE FUCK
Wednesday (brushing splinters of coffin from her shoulders): I have come back
Yoko: WELL FUCK ME THEN, I GUESS
Enid: *kisses Wednesday's neck*
Wednesday: what is this?
Enid: affection
Wednesday: disgusting
Wednesday:
Wednesday: do it again
Wednesday: *pulls out a knife*
Enid: oh no
Wednesday: *opens cardboard box with it*
Enid: oh okay
Wednesday: *pulls a gun out of the box*
Enid: oh no
Kidnapper: we have your parents
Wednesday: oh no can I speak to them?
Kidnapper: make it quick [hands phone to Morticia and Gomez]
Wednesday: goodbye you little shits
Enid: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Yoko: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Enid: Not when you're playing with Wednesday, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog".
Wednesday: Your existence is confusing.
Enid: How so?
Wednesday: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
Enid: You know, there’s something weird going on with your face? Wednesday: What? Enid: You’re smiling! I didn’t know you could do that?
Enid: I made this friendship bracelet for you. Wednesday: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Enid: You don’t have to wear… Wednesday: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
Wednesday: [recording videos with everyone] I have no intention of being friends
Wednesday: [playing board games with everyone] You're all just stepping stones to my success
Wednesday: [baking a cake for Enid's birthday] Friends are a distraction
Wednesday: [in a group hug] disgusting
bianca: i got arrested for being too hot.
wednesday: all charges were dropped because there was no supporting evidence.
enid: i'm asking permission to marry your daughter.
gomez: what is this, the dark ages? you know what? since you’ve asked, no you can’t. beat me in a duel first.
Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I’m sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid *accidentally brushes Wednesday's hand with her own* Wednesday: Wednesday: *aggressively holds Enid's hand* Wednesday, under her breath to Enid: Fucking commit to it.
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