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I decided to make a diagram of all of this craziness and oh. My. God. What is wrong with these people?????? I realized a lot of this is headcannon also this is all c! Not cc! I’m sure i missed something so feel free to let me know.
days twelve-seventeen: cleo, tango, zed, impulse, beef, favorite pet (side kit from ethos s7)
i had to combine the ZIT weekend, it was just the perfect opportunity
An unofficial guide to Hermitcraft for Season 10!
Be sure to check out Skizzleman and Smallishbeans, this season's newbies!
A big thanks to several anonymous contributors, @sudden-memory-loss and @cerealisafunbath for helping with some of the quotes and blurbs!
Transcript / Accessible version here
merry christmas!
the dudes have something to say to yall
Janky Eye Crew™ Featuring: Etho, Tango, Doc, Ren, Iskall and Beef.
Honorary members include: Jevin (does he have eyes?), Bdubs and Keralis (really big, always staring), Mumbo, Grian and Xolotl.
POV: Team Canada is judging you (or at least Pause is).
I completed all of these (excluding xB, Joe and Doc) in one day 2 months ago and it took me forever to get back around to it. Hermits without colour squares in the read more.
Beef! First Beef ever :D
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May 1st
The Hermitcraft tarot card deck I did a few months ago! I am really proud of these so I’ve decided these are gonna be the first ones to make it into tumblr :D
NO ONE TOLD ME THAT BEEF MADE HIS TANGO CARD AHHHH- the word choices are excellent for mr.tangotek I love it, Beef is working so hard in making his card game he’s so cool.
Further proves my theory that Grian acts all chaotic in game but in reality is just some sweet British neighbor that would bake cookies for all of us if he got the chance
All of Grian's signs to other Hermit's in this video.
Excluding Mumbo's because it was kind of a diss on the back of his base. I'm so proud of all the Hermits this season, and i'm so excited for season 10. Can't wait for all the amazing things they will do.
For the last two years I have been writing a story about Hermitcraft. It all started when I read that wonderful Hermitcraft story, "And The Universe Shifts" and the amazing, "Red Sun Never Sets". These stories where so incredible I wanted to see more of that universe so I was inspired to write a fic of my own, a very challenging thing considering I have Dyslexia and struggle deeply with reading/writing. But it's been an incredible journey writing this story, I have pushed myself to the limits as a writer and have gotten some amazing feedback, advice, and corrections from y'all. And just recently I started drawing fart (fan+art) for each chapter, which has been a truely intimidating because I'm not confident in my art skills. But I've really grown as the chapters went on and I'm thankful to have pushed myself. Now I'm working on an animation, something I NEVER thought I could do. This has been very fun, thank you Hermitcraft community for just being awesome and inspiring us to creatively push yourself in building, redstoning, drawing, gaming, animating, storytelling, and more.
Oh, and if you're interested in checking it out, here's the links-
And the Universe Shifts ~
and the universe shifts (ATUS) (37691 words) by aayaptre
Chapters: 18/18
Fandom: Hermitcraft, Minecraft (Video Game)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, Iskall, Scar - Character, Joe Hills, Cubfan, Stress - Character, False - Character, Cleo, Xisuma, Basically Every Hermit, Doc
Additional Tags: Evo AU, Angst, Minor Violence, Grian has a bad time The Fanfic, Hurt/Comfort
Series: Part 1 of ATUS Works
Summary:
"They were playing a game, they called it a game, it was one he couldn’t win. He played anyway."
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Grian's been running for a long time, and knowing him, he's going to be caught eventually.
The Red Sun Never Sets ~
The Red Sun Never Sets (27242 words) by ThaneZain
Chapters: 25/25
Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Major Character Death
Characters: Mumbo Jumbo, Grian, Iskall, Pablo Punchwood - Character
Additional Tags: Rated For Violence, Cussing, Redstoner AU, major character death but not permanent, Psychological Trauma, Recovery, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, idk i need to add better tags now that its two years old, but i still dont know how to ao3, have fun I guess
Summary:
Mumbo wakes, finding himself stranded in a strange, flat world with a glaring red sun always directly above him. He compulsively builds redstone circuits, barely realizing the deadly traps he's creating. When his friends arrive to bring him home, the acts he commits prove how far gone he is and how long it will take for him to return, fully, from the hollow world of the red sun
And my story: Forbidden or Forgotten/ On your preferred reading platform.
Archive of Our Own ~
Forgotten or Forbidden (268172 words) by JeanBasener
Chapters: 43/?
Fandom: Hermitcraft, MindCrack RPF, Video Blogging RPF, third life - Fandom, Empires SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft - Fandom, 3rd life - Fandom, SciCraft
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Oli & His Panda Hat
Characters: MumboJumbo, Evil Xisuma, Keralis, Docm77, BdoubleO100, Hypnotized - Character, HelsKnight, Biffa (Video Blogging RPF), GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF), Pearl | PearlescentMoon, Herobrine (Minecraft), Skizzleman (Video Blogging RPF), Pungence, Zedaph (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian, Viktor | Iskall85, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF), Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF), FalseSymmetry (Video Blogging RPF), Daniel M. | VintageBeef, Astrozoan (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Rendog (Video Blogging RPF), Joe Hills, xBCrafted (Video Blogging RPF), TinFoilChef (Video Blogging RPF), Jevin | iJevin, Bryce | fWhip, Cubfan135 (Video Blogging RPF), Tango Tek (Video Blogging RPF), Welsknight Gaming, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), Jimmy | Solidarity, Taurtis (Video Blogging RPF), Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), Scott | Smajor1995 | Dangthatsalongname, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), GeorgeNotFound (Video Blogging RPF), Alex Edgar | PauseUnpause, Br0dyman (Video Blogging RPF), Joel | SmallishBeans, 3rd Life SMP Ensemble, Natalie Arnold | StressMonster101, Martyn Littlewood | InTheLittleWood
Additional Tags: Friendship, Adventure, Mystery, NoShip, AllHermitsMajorlyFeatured, Fight Scenes, Special Guest Appearances - Freeform, Watchers, Heist, Wilderness Survival, Courtroom Drama, Post-Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Magic, Prophecy, Pirates, foundFamily, Survival Horror, Ratings: PG, Hurt/Comfort
Summary:
Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Tomorrow morning, bring rope!
Xisumavoid whispers to EthosLab: We need to talk.
Tango whispers to ImpulseVS: You ok?
Welsknight whispers to Hypnotized: Bring med stuff
ZombieCloe whispers to JoeHills: Why aren't you answering?!
Bdoubleo100 whispers to GoodTimesWithScar: WHERE ARE YOU GRACIOUS MAYOR?!
StressMonster101 whispers to Iskall85: Haven't seen you, want to get together? :)
Keralis whispers to Xisumavoid: DOC'S GOAT! NOW!
iJevin whispers to Zedaph: Somewhere no one will see us
XBcrafted whispers to TinFoilChef: Need your help!
Grian whispers to MumboJumbo: Thanks for everything, spoon.
Secrets revealed, backs knifed, friends scream. Stretched fine as canvas will Hermitcraft frame the portrait of tragedy? The Hermits must use silly tactics, preserve through hopelessness, and sacrifice everything to protect their beautiful home!
{W/GeminiAndPearl}
Or Wattpad~
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Etho's realization....
How has the tables turned since the old days of Minecrack.
Chapter 9: Hermitcraft Audiobook [Forgotten or Forbidden]
Learn the Alphabet with Etho!
The New Jumbo Mumbo Wallpaper!
Forgot to post this yesterday. (Unless someone is all caught up in my art book on Wattpad lol).
But this. I bet no one thought irl mumbo was gonna be the wallpaper. Honestly I though it was gonna be pog.