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Turns out pretty damn bad! He told the story on Tango's stream.

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2260252044

The story starts around 48:50

I won't be using Alaska Air if there are any other options available.

another failed partnership from the needy boys

FINALLY THIS IS FINISHED!

I drew the Ranchers! 💚💛❤

Thinking 'bout who I want to win this season since session 7 is out today, and honestly? I think I have my 3.

Gem - it's her first season and I think it'd be fun (though maybe unlikely considering the twitter posts..)

Joel - HOOHHOHOHOHO THE SYMBOLISM imagine if he won with the sword made from the diamond Lizzie owned. I think I'd actually sob.

Tango - been watching him this season and I'd love it if he won! He deserves it! (Also yes, immense brainrot and bias has led me to this choice, what about it?)

For the hermit ask: 🧥🌻 🪻

"Who’s new skin is your favourite? "

I'll be honest - I haven't seen many of the new skins yet, but I really love Scar and Keralis's skins! I honestly kinda want the Zookeeper outfit myself, and something about Keralis's silly little floral shirt just does it for me 💙

"Which POVs will you be watching the most this season?"

Planning to watch Tango, Xisuma, and Joel mostly, maybe Grian and Mumbo? Depending on free time (exams, bleckh!) and interest in storylines/builds/etc I might watch some more (Doc's villain arc seems fun, and it's great to see Iskall and Stress back on the server, too!), but I want to branch out!

S6 and S7 I only watched Grian (old comfort and all since I watched him before HC and discovered the series from him), S8 I watched Grian, Mumbo, Iskall, Scar, and Xisuma (ended up burning myself out trying to catch up on so many episodes, though), and S9 I watched Grian and Mumbo, so this time I want to watch some new people!

I wanna catch up on Tango's S9 episodes and all of the DO streams, too! (Still haven't seen the DO crossover stream due to lack of time to do so, but I really wanna!) I sorta have a newfound interest in Tango's videos - he always seemed like a really fun guy to watch but I never really took much interest until Double Life and his dynamic with Jimmy. I watched his Secret Life POV and he's honestly amazing!

I'm planning to watch some Hermits that I don't typically watch, but still stay inside my comfort zone, y'know? I've been watching Joel for YEARS before Hermitcraft, ALLLL the way back to Crazy Craft videos (maybe earlier?), Xisuma's season 8 was super fun to watch despite burnout, and Tango's sparky personality and amazing build ideas always keep me entertained! I think it's gonna be a great season overall! (This turned into a really long answer, oops! I'm just super passionate about HC!)

"What are some things you hope to see this season?"

Not really sure! I tend to enjoy things as they come along, and don't really have set expectations for new seasons. I suppose new dynamics are always fun, especially with Joel and Skizz on the server now, and I'm hoping to maybe see another war of some kind or the obligatory revival of tag, haha!

Maybe some more minigames? Obviously not necessarily as complex as DO/DO2 or the TCG, but it's always great to see Hermits having fun, and seeing the love, effort, and creativity is what makes this series worthwhile for me! 💙

Day 4 of the August Wheel! Today is TangoTek (aka my favourite Hermit)! 💙

Life Series Incorrect Quotes

Martyn: As top in this relationship, I think we should- Ren: I can't believe you're pulling rank on me.

Impulse: Are you sure Skizz's even gay? They barely even looked at me.

Skizz: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Impulse: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Impulse: Would you like me to tutor you? Tango: That was smooth.

Gem, in Impulse’s bed: Morning… how’d ya sleep last night? Impulse, knocking Gem off: WHAT THE HELL?! Gem: Ow— Impulse: What were you doing in my bed? You were supposed to sleep on the air mattress on the floor! Gem: I had a nightmare. Impulse: You had a nightmare? What are you, five years old? Gem: Listen, I needed to feel comfortable and I was getting this perverse power dynamic vibe from me sleeping on the floor and you sleeping up there- Impulse, in a royal accent: Why yes, how high and mighty I am up on my twin XL! Gem: That is not what I meant— Impulse: Silence in the presence of your king, who sleeps a lofty twelve and a half inches above the ground! Gem: Listen, I’m not ashamed. I slept comfortably when I got up on your bed and I’m sure you did too. Impulse: Yeah, okay- Gem: You know what? I wanna know. How’d you sleep last night? Impulse: …That was the best I’ve slept in a while. Gem, gasping: The king slept comfortably with a peasant in his bed! Impulse: I did not consent to this- Gem, dramatically: But my liege, our love is forbidden! Impulse, on the phone: Hi, is this the front desk? Yeah, there’s a bed bug in my room and she’s six-foot-one, he’s got red hair. Gem: Ask them if they have one of those “Do Not Disturb” signs. I’ll put it on the door next time we… do it. Impulse: Okay, I'ma go shower and wash all of the you off of me. Gem: Oh, maybe together we could— Impulse: NO. Gem: Just to save water— Impulse: No! You don’t even pay for the water! Gem: …Good point.

Bdubs: What do you call quantums of electromagnetic radiation that don’t get along? Ren: What did you just say- Bdubs: Foetons! *Laughs* Ren: Wh-what?

Grian, at an awards show: Well, first of all, I’d like to thank Scar, the love of my life, for telling me Mumbo was going to win so don’t bother to prepare a speech.

Cleo: Bdubs, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason. Bdubs, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.

BigB: What situation is not instantly improved by the addition of fishnets, I ask you. Scott: Being a fish. BigB: Well, shit.

Grian: I am an expert at identifying birds. Bdubs: Okay, what about those ones flying over there? Grian: Yeah, they're all birds.

Ren: I’m gonna die alone. Pearl: Ren, you’re not gonna die alone. Ren: Bdubs, was my safety net, okay? They got married and now I have to get a snake. Scar: Uh-huh. Why is that? Ren: If I’m gonna be an old lonely person, I’m gonna need a thing, you know? A hook. Like that guy in the subway who eats his own face. Ren: So I figured I’ll be “Crazy Man With A Snake”, you know? Crazy snake man. Ren: Then I’ll get more snakes, call them my babies. Kids won’t walk past my place, they will run! RUN AWAY FROM CRAZY SNAKE MAN!

Cleo, holding out a cookie for Lizzie: Look! This ones a heart, that’s how I feel about you! Lizzie: *Ugly crying* Cleo, holding out another cookie for Pearl: This ones like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you! Pearl, throwing their hands in the air: What does that mean?!

Grian: Did you wash the dishes? Mumbo: I thought you wanted to do that... Grian: *chuckles* You were WRONG.

Bdubs: Ren, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor. Ren: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?

BigB: Respect my trans homies or I’m gonna identify as a fucking problem.

Impulse: Everybody shut up, I'm thinking. Tango, patting them on the back: Well, don’t think too hard. I wouldn’t want you to hurt yourself.

Joel: What's with the new hat? Scott: Oh, this? It's nothing. Scar: It's the loudest nothing I ever saw. Cleo: Scott, you just can't mosey in here with a brand-new hat and act like you're not wearing a brand-new hat. Scott: Look, I'm trying something new, okay? Just take it easy. Etho: He's right, guys. Come on, let's not go down this path. It's ugly... Kinda like that hat– Scott: I got this from a nice store! Joel: What store? The one before you exit the Al Capone Museum? BigB, entering the room: What's up, Scott? Did you just finish Bling Ring-ing Bruno Mars' closet? Scott: I'm being brave, okay? You guys are sheep. You may want to take a long, hard look in the mirror. BigB: Better us than you. You look like a park ranger from a cartoon. Scott: Joel, do you think the hat looks bad? Joel: Oh, uh, me? Um, I... I wouldn't say it was bad. Like, I think it's just different, like something you would wear in Indiana... Jones and the Temple of Bad Hats.

BigB: Well Grian, I have to say, I'm really disappointed. Grian: Well, you didn't HAVE to say it. You could've just thought it.

“you’re not over the professionally taken twitchcon photos..?—“

NO IM NOT OVER THE PROFESSIONALLY TAKEN TWITCHCON PHOTOS???????? YOU SEEING THIS U GUYS?????? OHHH MYYYYY

Thought I'd take a crack at the Life Series In Your Style board (courtesy of @/xmaruu11)

Tell me which ones your favorite :)

I want you to know that my friend looked at the way you draw Jimmy for the large template and said “Shane Madej” :l

Yeah Okay.

A Ranch Set Ablaze.

Tango (of the Tek variety)

sketches of dungeon master tango, etho and a full drawing of demon ren :)

Tango in his astral library

Mayonnaise.

I love your Tango design! he's very shape and your lines are so crisp and satisfying. Though: for future fyi stuffs, Tango has said he's really uncomfortable with people portraying his character with horns. I'm not entirely sure if yours were horns or like... antennae? and it's a super cool design. but the horns thing is something that has to go around the fandom every couple of months to let folks know; it's one of the few specific boundaries any of the hermits have made known.

Thank you for sharing, and yes they were actually just folded-up antennae! (Will make that more obvious in future artworks, sorry bout that)

It's folded up and unfurled to catch signals of nearby Redstone projects, because I have no idea what I'm doing most of the time lmfao

Anyways a lil snippet of Tango doodles

tango trying to open a can behind the counter is something else, that’s for sure. so, as i promised, here’s the second compilation of this stream featuring the worst ever handshake, the almost smooch, rubbing spoons, raw pizza and the awful high-five

song: can can - offenbach

Is it a Genie luring the Minotaur back into the Maze?

Or is it just a Ghost, disguised as a Dungeon Maser, trying to bribe his friend into playing the bad guy in his dungeon?

Either way, it's Minotaur Impulse and Ghost Tango (or Tanghost) for the Hermit fanon swap!

Have a quick Rancher Tango sketch

I'll probably change his design a little more, this was just a quick warm-up sketch I did

The hair is inspired by some of my favorite Tango cosplays. I think the strands in front of the ears really fit Rancher Tango

gonna be treating this like power rangers yall im the red one

Hi... Please take my art. Thank you! [runs away]

[I also drew Dogwarts ponies as the elements of harmony :]

Hermitcraft lost au

There's the lost, the maker and the found, alongside with the damaged and fixed. The lost are the ones who thinks they know where they are and which year it is. They don't. hence the Lost. they can be the damaged or fixed. The maker are the ones who make the games, tasks, severs and so fourth. they can only be Fixed. The Found are the ones who found the truth. from them they can become the Maker. they too are either damaged or fixed.

The damaged are the ones who don't have a 'perfect' code. they have any disability ranging from loss of limbs to mental. The fixed are the perfect ones. they have nothing wrong. Most of them never have been Lost only been found.

the lost : Xisuma?, Grian?, Doc, Mumbo, Scar, K3r1l4is??, False, EX, Gem, Ethos, Tango, Impuls, Zed, biffa, 

the found: Ren, Iskall, Pearl, Cleo, Stress, Bdubs, Wels, Hels, Beef,

the Maker: W47ch3rs, Stress, Bdubs, Beef,

the damaged: Grian, Joe, Iskall, Doc, Tango, False, EX, Xisuma?, Cleo, Ethos, Wels, Hels, 

The fixed: Mumbo, Cub, k3r1l4is??, Stress, Pearl, Gem, Impuls, Zed, biffa, 

might add others (non-Hermit)