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You're getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

I'm asexual which means I'm attracted to the exit.

Well...I mean...accurate?

I made some sketches based on the Cass Apocalyptic Series (which I absolutely love) @somerandomdudelmao idrk what to say im new here 😞

"Sometimes, why am i here? Being such a alien. A creature. Colourful"

Derica.

Whats happening? Why is he attacking us? He was one of us, isnt he? If not, who is he?...

Leon? Is that you?

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Wait no, I saw somebody else

Who is that? She look like my friend, my dear friend, mary. Her hair is short, Her clothes is ripped off

"Mary! MARY!"

"shh.. He's listening"

(part 1)

throws in an oc that I thought of when playing Dandy’s World

Clear ver:

It’s supposed to SORT OF replicate Dandy, but not fully as the colours and body shape is entirely different. Only think that shows? Him being a flower.

Also I freaking need a name for it raaaa

the crowd goes wild waiting for usher to enter the stage of the superbowl 2024 and play daddys home in memory of gojo... but instead of usher stepping out; it was the man with the bluest eyes ever... (get him brown contacts pls) it's... ITS GOJO OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Cringetober day 3; unnecessarily complex fit idk its just kind of a doodle today cuz i didnt feel well

🍾 spin the bottle. lee donghyuck.

PART ONE OF THE REPTITION SERIES 📢

SYNOPSIS. hyuck broke the number one rule he assigned to your friends with benefits deal—‘Do NOT Get Romantic Feelings For Each Other (that’s gross)’—and on top of that, the competition is about to start which means his friends will get a free ticket into your pussy any time soon. in order to let you go with no regrets, hyuck decides to fuck you so good you have no option but to reject his friends. let’s just hope you don’t realise he’s head over heels for you when he does..

PAIRING. haechan x fem/afab!reader

INCLUDES. fwb to..you will see haha, swearing, angst, fluff, two smut scenes, switch!haechan, grinding, penetrative sex, unprotected sex, oral (fem receiving), fingering, choking, degradation, use of the nickname “baby”

WORD COUNT. 11,935

NOTES. this took a little longer than expected sorry to those waiting, but here it finally is!

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Donghyuck never sweats. 

Other than whenever his body was pressed up against yours, buried eight inches inside of your tight hole, Donghyuck never sweats. He always prided himself for staying calm no matter what situation he was in, and he was known for never losing his cool either.

So you can imagine how confused he felt when he was sitting next to Jeno, and a drop of sweat was forming just above his brows. He was agitated. Shuffling in his seat, Donghyuck couldn’t keep his eyes off of his friend’s phone as Jeno continued to scroll through your Instagram account.

You had three thousand followers, which meant that three thousand people had access to those pictures of yours. Donghyuck was one of them, and he had never really paid attention to who else was. 

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minotaur costumes from the lion, the witch and the wardrobe

#caption this

hello Tumblr! It's been a hot minute, but I have drawn people in my classes for drawing practice!!! Yayyyyy!! (I'm not okay lol) Ignore the low quality i take these pics with my phone rip Literally did not improve AT ALL. They actually look like them irl, but some I just can't look at. I did y'all so dirty frr Anyways, I'll say this again, I'm open to asks and happy to take requests! ILY mwah!! :D

Kirs

Guys what if

Excuse me miss.

May I ask, What did Ando thoughts were about their relation with Andy?

Cause, come on! They even slept together, something had to be there.

Anyways, the comic was so cute (Most of it, cause the last part just increased my wishes of seeing that sheep served as lambchops) and I love Andy even more now, that dog deserves something better.

Love ur art, drink water.

I'm glad to know that, I've been working on that comic for weeks and I'm happy that a lot of people liked it (>u<)

And of course, I love questions (ouo)

Let's see...

According to Ando, Andy was his spouse.

Andy proposed marriage and he accepted. They celebrated the wedding. He fulfilled.

But on the other hand, Andy was, at best, a friend. A friendly face that managed to console him from his long and tedious crusades. A reliable companion to whom he could delegate difficult tasks such as gathering supplies or pleasantly integrating new followers.

Andy was a good support and a good listener. Loyal and obedient.

Andy was a good follower.

That's why Ando couldn't reject him.

Ando began the cult with a small mare and the intermittent assistance of Ratau. Thanks to him he learned to work in the large territory that the odious deity deigned to give him, but he was given nothing more than that.

With most of the Red Crown's power blocked and a mouth to feed, Ando was forced to go out, facing the hateful death that seemed to lurk around every corner. Bringing barely enough so that his only follower could survive.

Each journey was accompanied by the constant threat of low faith, disloyalty, and dissatisfaction with the few comforts Ando could barely provide.

Like a bed of leaves under the night sky and a kitchen whose only function paled in the absence of food.

The temple had barely begun its construction.

Ando needed help and support, but at the same time, he could not afford to bring more people.

The disappointment of the previous bearer made him know that he could not count on him either, beyond occasional help and some practical advice.

And Ando couldn't blame him. No.

If he had had the option... he too...

Anyway.

His cult was not in a position to accept more people.

At least, for a while.

His second follower was the first boss of the Chaos Bishop; things calmed down a bit, and Ando achieved enough stability within the cult to consider bringing in a new follower.

And he found Andy.

He saved him from being sacrificed by heretics, took him by the hand, and told him that everything would be okay. And Andy believed him, despite his tired look and his multiple wounds, and agreed to be sent to the cult.

He disappeared behind the teleportation portal, and when Ando returned, Andy was the first to greet him. With praise and happiness.

It was the best thing he had brought to the cult after all Ando had been dealing with.

Andy was a comfort.

But if Ando is honest, if he had the option to do things differently, he would have done so.

Because, despite his actions, Ando never intended to hurt Andy. Or anyone.

Except, of course… Narinder.

This doesn't justify it, but I hope I've given some context to your question (ouo)

There's a lot more I want to say about this, but I'll leave it at that for now.

¡Thanks for asking!

half of my tooth fell out and it hurts

would you eat dog if given the choice?

no i dont like dogs that much

i havent had a single drop of water today (-ice from soda) all ive had is three sodas and orange juice am i cooked

Jenson Button vs the Brownlees at the GSK Human Performance Lab | for @redpaint