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i think more people need to be writing ace smut (especially in the h3rmitcraft & tr@fficsmp fandoms)
- an ace person who wants more ace smut
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
okay i did not get to them fucking in the written part BUT i wrote out the rest of the fic as a bullet point outline and they do fuck in there so hopefully i manage to finish it eventually
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
got drunknand said "wow i should write fanfic" but then instead started a bullet point list of atrociously dwn bad/ horny thoughts about mcyts (cc and c)
please i need to finish qriting then fjcking nasty in the cactus ring-
drunk thoughts:
ccj!mmy is kinda hot
i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.
i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.
i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.
my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.
i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.
i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.
charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him
i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.
or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg
i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.
bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me
also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-
i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy
i have such a praise kink im so sorry-
a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)
MORE DRUNK THOUGHTS BUT SLIGHTLY LESS DRUNK:
i stand by my "i need drag queen charlie slimesocil to step on me" but i wish to add: drag queen charlie but in thigh-highs because i just had tbis thoyght qnd its glorious. he can step on me with or without the thighhighs tho 🙏
honeatly he could step on me without the drag but it would be hotter if he did it in drag PUT THIS MAN IN A SLUTTY SEXY LITTLE OUTFIT I NEED HIM
i dunno why i want this man like this so much when im drunk but im sk real for it
cc!schlatt is hot as fuck and i hate it why is his face so good (rail me pls) (for him i will have a degredatkon kink.)
i love being able to say things on the internet fr fr
ldsjadowlady send tweet (lizzie i beg u let me be ur third)
i need to write stresskall fanfiction theres not enough (possibly none) fanfiction of her pegging him and that is a SHAME because she would 100%
• C H A R L I E S L I M E S I C L E
drunk thoughts:
ccj!mmy is kinda hot
i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.
i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.
i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.
my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.
i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.
i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.
charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him
i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.
or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg
i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.
bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me
also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-
i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy
i have such a praise kink im so sorry-
a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)
i feel like out of the parts ive written so far this line does the best job at summing up this fic
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
searched "murderous fucking" on spotify for this fic and actually got a useful playlist and i think thats great. shoutout to crazy mfs and their public spotify playlists about hatefucking.
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
why is writing filth so difficult??? wdym ive written like 2,000 words of them in the cactus ring without them fucking. ive written the entire beginning and end. the only incomplete part is the fucking. bruh.
being an adult is awesome actually because i can smoke weed late at night on a week night and write porn about minecraft men fucking nasty in a cactus ring instead of sleeping and nobody can stop me except me its great 🙏
IT HAS BEEN DONE THEY HAVE FUCKED IN THAT CACTUS RING I'VE COMPLETED THE FIC-
https://archiveofourown.org/works/57326806
have 2.6k words of grian and scar fucking NASTY nasty in the cactus ring and then murdering/getting murdered by the other