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🚫MINORS DNI🚫
(if ur a minor and i interact with u it's unintentional, please block me!)
EDIT: I made an AO3 so my fics are now not on anon, but instead are here - ive_made_some_choices
anyways! i write sometimes and love silly block people. now that i have an anon tumblr i will be posting my bullshit (aka anon explicit works) here!
Fics (as of now 👀):
Gem/Impulse, CNC, ace!Gem (gotta love projection am i right-), first time, check link for additional tags: https://archiveofourown.org/works/53612407 edit: now with 2nd chapter: ImpulseSV dom drop
Gem/Etho, trans!Etho, sub!Etho, praise kink, worship, check link for additional tags: https://archiveofourown.org/works/54624913
enjoy! and of course, as always:
DL;DR
edit: made a side blog for saving fics n shit, so if u see this blog anywhere that's me I'm saving shit o7
I care about accessibility, which is why my mouth is always accessible for Mr goodtimeswithscar's dick
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i think more people need to be writing ace smut (especially in the h3rmitcraft & tr@fficsmp fandoms)
- an ace person who wants more ace smut
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
okay i did not get to them fucking in the written part BUT i wrote out the rest of the fic as a bullet point outline and they do fuck in there so hopefully i manage to finish it eventually
remembered "they fucked in that cactus ring" and ran with it (currently writing them fucking in that cactus ring) (well they arent quite fucking yet but they will be shortly (hopefully))
drunk thoughts:
ccj!mmy is kinda hot
i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.
i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.
i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.
my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.
i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.
i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.
charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him
i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.
or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg
i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.
bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me
also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-
i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy
i have such a praise kink im so sorry-
a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)
MORE DRUNK THOUGHTS BUT SLIGHTLY LESS DRUNK:
i stand by my "i need drag queen charlie slimesocil to step on me" but i wish to add: drag queen charlie but in thigh-highs because i just had tbis thoyght qnd its glorious. he can step on me with or without the thighhighs tho 🙏
honeatly he could step on me without the drag but it would be hotter if he did it in drag PUT THIS MAN IN A SLUTTY SEXY LITTLE OUTFIT I NEED HIM
i dunno why i want this man like this so much when im drunk but im sk real for it
cc!schlatt is hot as fuck and i hate it why is his face so good (rail me pls) (for him i will have a degredatkon kink.)
i love being able to say things on the internet fr fr
ldsjadowlady send tweet (lizzie i beg u let me be ur third)
i need to write stresskall fanfiction theres not enough (possibly none) fanfiction of her pegging him and that is a SHAME because she would 100%
• C H A R L I E S L I M E S I C L E
drunk thoughts:
ccj!mmy is kinda hot
i kinda want cc (or c tbh) niki nih@chu tostep on me in combat or pl a tfprm boots. Mommy.
i wrote too much sand into the d3sert duo fucking th that cactus ring fic. why. why did i mrntion the sand so much. why is it a main character.
i am aroace but it belike this sometimes. like comphet sorta.
my roommate said cc!ldsh@dowlady could degrade him qnd i raise u: i need cc!kristen minecraft to call me a good girl/boy.
i wouldnlet cccharlie sl!mical do whatever he wanted to me. hot man. banger arms. pretty. i need him to dress in drag and step on my neck in a heeled platorm boot.
i wagt to be his good girl i nedd him to manhandke me. j nsed this man to fuck me like impuls did in my gempulse fic. make me like it charlie, he could do it, fuck me til im not ace anymore, make me see god or gasl8ght me idc which. i need him.
charli olease lemme be a good girl for you need it Vicesraly he cqn put me on a leash and id barely even resist this man could walk me like a dog i need him
i want ren (c or cc). no more info. i just want him. hot. please eat me out.
or: lemme put c!ren on a leash i would buy a strap just to peg him i need to hear this man whimper and beg
i need skizzs fingers in my cunt i need him fucking me til i call him daddy on accident like im grian kin that one fic i read.
bqck tk charlie slimesiclr: i need this man to get me so drunk i stop being afraid kf sex (ace) and fuck me, id be praying while he fucked .y drjnk self thatv i woukd remember in the mornibtg, he woukd wreck me
also i want to suck their (ren and charlie)'s dicks pls lemme cock warm u i would be such a good little slut i would be ur good girl pls-
i need zombie cleo. cleo could do anything she wants to me. she coupd torture me and id say thank you mommy. and then when i did what she wanted shed praise me so good, i wanna be her good girl/boy
i have such a praise kink im so sorry-
a note from No Longer Drunk Me: ...guys this post Sure Is Something. (in my defense: i am very real for it.)
Although the dominant and submissive headcanons are fun, if we're being real most of the Hermits would be goofy as fuck during sex.
Like I can totally see them all laughing or telling jokes during sex
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having friends that r also degenerates and have the same fandoms as you is all fun and games until theres a mf staring you dead in the eyes agressively chanting "please please please please-" in an attempt to get u to write rpf smut of grumbo in the van
been melting my brain over the idea of grian smoking and getting high because he's hurt and it helps the pain and,,, he'd be relaxed in a nest all cozy, taking slow lazy drags off his blunt. half-hard but too comfortable to care. a hermit comes in to look after him and his voice
(it doesnt get deep properly, not a low rumble in his chest like doc, but lower, heavier, rich and weighted like expensive metals)
is sweet as honey when they walk in, a loving name on his lips. it's all affection when they pet his head and mindlessly coo at him, such a strong boy for dealing with this pain. he gets hard at the praise and careful touch, letting out a filthy groan when the hermit sets a hand over his cock. take him into their mouth and slowly sucks him off, in no rush. he threads his fingers in their hair, weakly thanking them. they rub little circles in his hips when he comes
hes only somewhat hard when they ride him but neither mind. even high and hurt and tired, he still wants them to feel good. softly praising them for helping him, jerking them off or rubbing their clit, leaning up to meet a kiss half way. a laugh with their noses touching, how silly it all feels.
more high comfort sex in this fandom please <3<3<3 :D
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