Tog Memes - Tumblr Posts - Page 2
Aelin: Hey, Dorian. These candies you gave me? They sucked.
Dorian: But you ate them all.
Aelin: I had to make sure they all sucked.
Lysandra: Aren’t you going to say 'have a nice day?'
Celaena: I don’t care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day.
Elide: Will Aelin be okay?
Aedion: She won’t be when I find her.
Rowan: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Celaena: Thanks, it's the trauma.
Emrys: You have a crush on Elentia, don’t you?
Rowan: I never said that! You may have heard it. I may have thought it. It may be true. But I NEVER said it.
Chaol: I can excuse slavery, but I draw the line at assassinations!
Literally Everyone: You can excuse slavery!?
Aelin: My latest theory? Maybe I’m a god. I’ve denied the signs for too long.
Lorcan, about Aelin: That girl is a hurricane.
Rowan: Hah, yeah, she sure is.
Lorcan: Hurricanes are bad, Whitethorn.
Rowan: You're cute, but selfish and narcissistic to a point of near-delusion. Rowan: *leaves*
Aelin: ... Aelin: He called me cute.
Aelin: Not much could ruin today.
Lorcan: Greetings.
Aelin: Oh, shoot. I forgot saying that summons him.
Rowan: Hey, Lorcan sneezes like a girl!
Lorcan: And how about I pound you like a boy--nope, that didn’t come out right.
(Aelin wheezing in the background)
Aelin: You don’t see me saying anything crazy about Chaol and Dorian's weird little relationship
Chaol and Dorian, in unison: She's just jealous.
Dorian: Rowan, I think you should play the role of my father.
Rowan: I don't want to be your father.
Dorian: That's perfect. You already know your lines.
Elide: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Lorcan: Several traffic violations.
Aelin: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Manon: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Aedion: Also, that’s not our car.
Dorian: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, Chaol!
Chaol: You can’t expect me to look into your eyes and be straight.
Celaena: *Kisses Rowan's cheek*
Rowan: What was that?
Celaena: Affection.
Rowan: Disgusting Rowan: Do it again.
Team ”let’s not tell our mates about this”
