Tide Pods - Tumblr Posts
the real reason Manwë wants them
Personal headcanon: everyone wanted to eats the silmarils a little bit. They’re the ultimate forbidden magical gushers. Holy Tide Pods, if you will. Even the Valar have intrusive thoughts about chomping them.
I feel like modern witches would have much weirder spells and potions than the midevil witches. Like, back then you had eye of a newt and bat wings for potions, but now you'd have Ozzy Osborne's nail clippings, tide pods, and furry juice. For spells you had curses to make people act weird or say satanic things, but now you'd have curses to make people loose followers, eat a tide pod, and make social people socially awkward (vice versa too would be nice).
My mom and I were talking about all the stupid trends that were going around years ago like the cinnamon challenge and the tide pod challenge so i decided to say - “Tide pods are just gen z caviar” and she looked so disappointed 😂
