This Paraphrasing Reads Very Much Like An Exact Transcript Of TAZ Dialogue - Tumblr Posts

Matt : your neutral evil drow mage transported you to your tropical location of choice and it’s kind of bright for a drow’s eyes so.

Jester: I make him a cute little parasol to shade his sensitive eyes

Matt:…

Jester: cause he’s our friend and local hot boy and we love him

Matt.:

Matt: sigh… The evil drow takes the parasol and gives you the most genuinely touched adorable little smile. He’s your friend now. You have an evil friend.