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Fearne: I can only heal people I like
Ashton: If I murdered everyone here, would you heal me?
Fearne: … Yes
this is just taliesin jaffe's fucked up backstory #1 talking to taliesin jaffe's fucked up backstory #4 and they're both looking each other in the eye and going "i have such a fucked up backstory you would not even believe it"
Orym: So it’s really okay if I loose the coin?
FCG: Sure it’s fine
Orym: *Looses the coin*
FCG: 🙂
Orym, choking back tears: I’m so sorry please take all my money
God, imagine that you barely escape with your life after one of your robots tries to kill you and also kills all your other robots, and you think you're in the clear because it's been months, and then this robot, who has spells by the way, is now messaging you two days in a row insisting that they need to know where you are and how they can find you.
obsessed with how Imogen is unclear about HOW MANY of them went on the date with Pretty, so it looks like she's telling Gus and Olly that Pretty broke up with all seven of them
Ashton, emphatically, determined, with all their soul: NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND.
Literally everybody else: immediately falls off the airship.
Oh so when other people push back against price markups for basic necessities it's "direct action" but when I do it I'm "breaking and entering" and "a werewolf"
I think the funniest thing that came out of this episode is the casual lore drop that Ira has no fucking money and has to do odd jobs to fund his research projects and that he has been doing this for DECADES. Like this goddamn fey creature who looks like a nine foot tall Jack Skellington cosplayer stumbles into the material plane and even he’s affected by the job crisis.
Matt is having the best time playing the bitterest gay exes this campaign, huh?
Oh
My
Gods
THEM
Listen - sometimes I’m a professional.
Other times…. I‘m self indulgent.
I was feeling VERY self indulgent tonight.
Did it hurt me to realize that Vax is the only one that doesn’t have a close up shot of him getting up in the opening of the Legend of Vox Machina ? Of course
Sam paying the price for giving Ashley a ranged option
New Dice Tower came out nicely!
First roll was cursed
chat im losing my balls over here i NEED to go HOME and SEE my FAMILY.
not "oh i wanna go to [insert birthstate here]-" NO. i dont wanna go to another state. ok well technically home is in another state but shhh- i wanna go to MY UNIVERSE. TAKE ME TO MY STUPID LITTLE TOWN IN MY OWN PERSONAL REALITY WHERE I FUCKING HAIL FROM. simply interacting w source and whatever the fuck is not enough bro i nEed to see my fUCKING FAMILY!! i wanna see all my brothers alive an well. even fuckin. todd who i fuckin hate and whos head i want on a platter tom and jerry style. i need to see my classmates. my enemies. my friends. my CAT. and more importany: MY! BOYFRIEND! i dont care what i have to do bro. i swearrrrr to fuckin godtsune miku if i have to shift my whole ass system with me i WILL. I WANNA GO HOME. I WANNA GO TO MY STUPID LITTLE HOME IN MY STUPID LITTLE TOWN IN MY STUPID LITTLE STATE. NOTHING WILL FUCKING STOP ME. i AM going home even if its just for a second, and i WILL succeed. because literally NOTHING will fucking atop me from seeing who i need to see. also im making a shifting sideblog so i can fucking scream about this somewhere other than main.
edit: SIDEBLOG IS UP BITCHES! @nyoomyshift