This Made Me Laugh - Tumblr Posts
OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this
When you find a new fandom
MC: *staring longingly at Sebastian from across the Great Hall
MC: I can fix him.
Poppy: Girl, you are worse than him!
There's a new drug on the market called evil women comforting you like a traumatized deer
Liebgott: when you’ve been in easy company as long as I have you develop thick skin
Cobb: *walking past* navy blue’s not your colour
Liebgott: navy blue brINGS OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK
george luz is the mf at the function who takes 0.5s like it's his 9 to 5 corporate
AITA - being rude to my (20F) ex's (19F) new gf (4.8bF)?
hi so context is my ex girlfriend (she dumped me after i proposed but im #overit) was missing for a long time and i was like KIND OF looking for her kind of not. i ended up finding her but turns out her body (??) was being posessed by the ancient ghost of a dead planet that also happens to be my dad's ex wife (who my dad killed but like it was an accident. long story) who didn't like me. eventually me and my coworker managed to get my ex's soul back into her body.
this is where i might be the asshole but the next time i saw her was because her new gf (ny dad's ex wife the dead planet) was biting (???) her face and i called her (the new gf) a slut because like, what the fuck. but now my ex isn't returning my calls. AITA?
some of you really need to go outside and take a little nap in the sunlight so you can photosynthesize a lil common sense
i envy people who can go to sleep seconds after closing their eyes
it’s like nobody wants to dry hump and make out on the couch in the living room anymore
Get Pebs some ibuprofen too (from the looks of it he could also use it right about now)
Also can I give RB more band aids? He looks like he needs them
i think he has some kind of death wish against pebbles now.
such a meanie :(
I SUPPORT TED ABUSE!! Put him in a jar and have AM shake him around like the little creature he is :3
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