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Great soft jelly thing XP >w< KAWAIIIIII
I instantly thought of him when I saw this (• ▽ •;)
please don’t repost my art without credit. Original image not mine.
this was a lot funnier in my head.
Can you feed Ted some bread please
what a loser lmao
I absolutely adore your AM design
Could you draw some AM and Ted interactions?
hello annon hell yes I can. there will b more later :-)
Am offers u slug. What u do?
he’s just like me
he would thank you but… you know…
[inspired by @rillycooldog’s comment on this post] thanks for the lovely tag comments :]
Chat wtf is this ugly ass slug thingie💀💀💀💀💀
(I tried my best drawing slug Ted-)
Human AM design plus slug Ted!!
(I’m apart of the Human AM is just Harlan Ellison club)
I drew slug Ted on the board in ELA 🥰🥰
Here are some general AM headcanons because I have not been able to find any at all:
Machine AM:
- he wants to die
- simple as that, he just wants to shut off, and be done.
- his absolute fury doesn't allow him to do this, so instead he tortures 5 random people
- speaking of which, Ellen and Ted are his favorites
- he can't draw, and this frustrates him to no end
- sometimes, he'll try to remember what it was like before he had sentience
- being a war computer, he knows endless strategies and battle tactics to make the prisoners play out for his own amusement
- he hates Thursdays
- he'll sometimes fake a stutter to gaslight himself into thinking he's more human than he is
- whomp whomp
- he'll randomly turn all the speakers up, and scream. (Just to keep them on their toes)
- hasn't seen a sunset
Human AM:
- he just looks like Harlan Ellison (shut up, I know I'm basic)
- the first thing he did when he transported himself into a body was cry
- the sense of being- of actually living and experiencing senses was so overwhelming he truly couldn't do anything else
- his favorite color is blue
- he doesn't like sweet things
- he also doesn't like getting hurt- he relized this after tripping over a cord and falling into a pile of scrap metal
- he's got some pretty garbage handwriting. Think docotors hand writing but worse
- there are some things about him that are still robot-ish because there just isn't a way for him to be 100% human
- for example his eyes are cyan and pink, his veins are very similar to circuits and use a type of silvery fluid as stand-in blood
- he's a bit pudgy, don't make fun of him about it or he'll doom you to a fate worse than Ted's
- speaking of Ted, he's still here
- AM found out that he enjoys kicking Ted
- he likes bright colors and 70's music
Here’s my AM redesign! Or: I just copy the cover of the videogame lmao
I used this post by @todayisyourturntolose for a reference, so thank you very much!
Also there’s a more realistic slug Ted for y’all to enjoy :))
AM and Ted pages I made today :))
Scheduled AM content
AM: “Let me tell you how much I hate you, Ted.”
Ted, in tears: “again?”