This Isn't A Joke - Tumblr Posts
My mom was bleaching my hair and there was suddenly a weird giant bubble on her foot-
We just called 911 cause we're not sure what it is, so uh, we might be going to the hospital
So uh
I'll update you all on the situation soon-
Bro i was watching the ep and when the monster showed up i lit went "DOORS?!?? THE FUCK?!?"
I would like to tell ppl I named my cat tin can.
They think it’s cute
It is cute
They ask for the story
I now can lie
Or joke about my trauma
The lie
“Oh I liked the name and I mean look at them!”
The trauma
It would’ve been the last thing I texted my sister before I was shot at in my classroom.
Can you believe that that would have been the last thing
Like fucking tincan
But anyway tin can is a great name and if he ever gets a sibling
Their name is bean
me: alright so I have some important projects I should get started on so I really need to use my time wisely
my brain: you should write and script an entire puppet show
me: okay 👌
Sometimes I let the porn bots follow me, they make me feel loved
Not bigots trying to excuse a m*rder just because they don't like the victims religion
If you ever felt like an idiot then remember that this guy (Mohammad Zub*ir)
received an award for "Communal harmony" by M. K. St*lin and Udh*yanidhi St*lin (not even surprised)
Irony in this whole situation is that he was responsible for Brutal m*rd*r of Kanhaiya Lal (A tailor from Rajasthan in India)
And for Spreading fake news that CAA is against Muslims
And the givers of this award are the people who literally called Hinduism a "decease"
Him receiving this award is literally like Os*ma receiving award for "peace"
Don't just ignore this post if you have even a bit of emotions and reblog it to spread awareness
Some tags - @rhysaka @vindhyavasini @hindulivesmatter @tumhara-raghav @akshinayak
guys am having a very difficult time rn
I haven't talked to my friends in months but they know I'm okay bc I still post regularly on my OF
im such a menace in this fandom because every morning i wake up and search 'pelant' and then reblog every pelant post i see
I was inspired by those "emo bf" memes and the dobbi lover on Twitter.
THIS IS A JOKE, PLEASE DONT CANCEL ME DABI-NATION