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Ulysses dies at dawn? What a fucking loser. Imagine dying.

"They were black, beautiful and had a pair of cold blue eyes that couldn’t hide the things they’d seen."
charcoal practice for class
I’m gonna do all the albums but since I’ve been listening to what I consider to be my favorite on repeat all day I’ll start here by asking,
What’s the Best Song (in your opinion) from “Ulysses Dies At Dawn”?
Bonus round before I polish it off with pain,
Alright punks and rebels, listen up,
Okay so there’s someone here (I don’t remember their username, if you know it or if it’s you, let me know lol) that wrote a fic where in Ulysses Dies At Dawn, Jonny is Cerberus. Like Ashes is Hades (duh), Tim is Persephone — but Jonny went by the name of Cerberus, which I honestly adopted into my head because it makes a lot of sense to me. So, I liked the fic, adopted it in, now it’s made it’s way into my personal headcannons.
And that has lead to something HILARIOUS.
In “Underworld Blues”, Hercules’s part is pretty much him telling Hades that his last task was to get their dog. For anyone unfamiliar with Greek mythology, Cerberus is “Hades’s dog”.
So my brain keeps supplying me with this image of Hercules looking left and right for this dog, having no idea where the fuck it is, cause he keeps running into this short murderous guy instead, where the fuck is this dog —
And since he can’t find it he takes too long and that’s how Ashes catches him.
Realistically I know that if this were the case he would probably know that Cerberus is just a very animalistic and violent man, and not a dog, but I choose to ignore that fact cause it’s funny to me.
TLDR: Jonny is Cerberus and Hercules has no idea where the fuck the dog he’s supposed to “seize” is, takes too long, and gets caught by Ashes in Underworld Blues — is a hilarious thought to me.
Weekly cosplay list:
Monday: Orpheus - UDAD TM
Tuesday: The Spine - SPG
Wednesday: The Toy Soldier - TM
Thursday: Rose Red w OUT(IS) TM
Friday: Persephone - Stray Gods
The piano baseline in Underworld Blues goes hard actually.
I woke up a few days ago and remembered i like the mechanisms
So now im obsessed again
Yay