The Masculine Urge - Tumblr Posts
Ah the weird gender urge of wanting to be a young promising male detective, searching for the paranormal, and finding out more than I can handle, or to be The Sexy Vampire Lady with shadow hair and lure people in by inviting hem into my desolate manor and taking their blood.
I’m not dyslexic, but I swear I just had the biggest dyslexic moment of my life!
We have a cooler, like a Starbucks cooler in the house. Been there for years, I noticed that one of the trays are missing……
I sit there and I’m like: “I swear something is missing…..the platform? Stand? Thingy? White thingy??”
My dad in the corner: “What are you talking about?”
Me: “the thingy the things sit on?”
Me now noticing the missing tray, Dad: “you mean the counter top?”
Me: “YES, wait no, the thing!”
Dad: “the bar stool??”
Me: “YEESSss……wait? Noooo, it’s the, the, the thingy….the thingy!! *points aggressively at the tray sitting on the bar stool*”
Dad: “🤨 the Tray?”
Me: “YESSS THAT, the tray, that’s what I was trying to say!”
Dad: 🤨🙃😐