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Any Dark Tower fan speak Russian? Made some art for someone's Russian fanfiction but I don't trust translate lol.
I can't help but imagine a scenario where Jake meets Pennywise. Instead of falling for It's tricks, he just straight up shoots the fucker in the head.
When I first read The Waste Lands, I literally had a dream about owning a Billy Bumbler.
Hold on, can you guys send me gifs/images of Randall Flagg? Either version is fine but I don't want any from the dark tower film, thanks.
Ok. So, I went ahead and did this earlier because I was bored. Don’t ask me why, it just happened 😅
It’s a texting story based off of that “who broke it” scene from Parks & Rec, but it’s The Dark Tower characters plus Pennywise for the hell of it XD. I’m not too accurate with their personalities, but whatever 😅😂😂
THE DARK TOWER (Dir: Nicolaj Arcel, 2017).
A kind of sci-fi/western/fantasy mashup based on Stephen King’s popular series of novels.
In alternate universe Mid-World, Gunslinger Roland (Idris Elba) battles bad guy Walter (Matthew McConaughey) for dominance over the Dark Tower, which Walter plans to use for evil means. After stumbling through a portal in abandoned house, troubled New York teenager Jake (Tom Tyler) teams up with the Gunslinger to assist him in his quest.
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MERLIN 15th ANNIVERSARY Favourite Scene: Apple pie cheese
ok so recently started reading the gunslinger by stephen king. so far today i have been jumpscared by at LEAST 4 sex scenes. send help this book is good but i dont wanna read abt a woman getting fucked but also getting a makeshift abortion with a gun anymore 🙁🙁
if you ever get hit on pull a movie roland and respond with "you have forgotten the face of your father". you'll most likely confuse them and get them to leave you alone!
how it feels wanting to be in the dark tower fandom but i havent consumed every last bit of media:
almost done reading the gunslinger, hopefully moving to book 2 soon!!
why are roland and the man in black so fruity.
roland why are you describing him as handsome. anything you wanna tell us.
the man in black is fruity in general tbh.. get back to the farmer's market fruit basket /lh
My favorite vague response to basically anything is “there will be water if ka wills it”
I think it’s really funny given the fact that I know exactly one (1) person who has read the dark tower series so whenever I say it people look at me like I’m crazy
“Hell’s coming with me” by Poor Man’s Poison is so Ka-tet 19 coded
I love thinking back on a book that I’ve read and loved and getting that nostalgic feeling that’s unique to that one specific book. it’s such a beautiful but melancholic feeling.