The Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Meanwhile Lyni is on Crosshair's back hissing at the water. Because Dathmarians give into cat instinct sometimes.

Hunter: Help! I’m drowning! 

Crosshair: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water.

Hunter: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL! 

Hunter: You get trapped in cuddle piles with Lyni and the twins.

Crosshair: Leave my wife and kids out of this.

Crosshair: I hate being touched. The only physical contact I would tolerate is punching someone in the face.

Hunter: Echo is literally hugging you right now.

Crosshair: This is completely different.

Yea, Mama Echo is entirely different Tech.

Crosshair: I don’t give a shit what people think about me. I literally do not care.

Tech: Crying so hard you nearly threw up when Echo said he was disappointed in you is a pretty interesting way of showing that.

They're brothers. It's always a competition on some level.

Summer of Bad Batch Week 1

Prompt: Water Gun Fight

Lyni - Screaming into the void at the Fett's county house.

Crosshair - To his flinching family, "That's her warcry."

Lyni to Phee as Tech and Crosshair argue, "Should we tell them they never turned the machine on?"

Phee, "No, I want to know how long it takes for them to realize."

Lyni, "Fair enough." And holds up the stop watch she had started when the argument begain, "Six minutes so far."

Bad Batch, panicking trying to find Crosshair who isn't answering anyone. Lyni walks in

Lyni: "Honey?"

Cross: Immediately pops out, "C'yre?"

Crosshair: "Who took my food? When I find that punk I..."

Lyni: Looks up startled in the midst of eating Crosshair's food.

Crosshair: "Give them more." Leaning on the table towards Lyni, "Do you need anything else cy'ere?"

Hunter: Outside of the kitchen, 'Hes so in love.'

Lyni: "Crosshair, what did you do?"

Crosshair: Trying to hide the pot that is smoking, "Why do you think I did something?"

Lyni: Running on three hours of sleep that week, coffee, and the sense of duty, "You want to make love?"

Crosshair: Leaning against the doorway to the kitchen, "Definitely."

Lyni: Turns to the cupboards, "Do we have the ingredients for that?"

Crosshair: Picks her up bridal style, " I'll cook dinner, you need to sleep."

Lyni: Leans her face against his neck while hugging his shoulders, "Okay." Before she fell asleep, "I love you."

Crosshair: Hearing her breathing deepen, "I love you too cy'ere."

Lyni: Singing as she does the chores

Crosshair: Doing his share with her soundtrack.

Hunter: "Tech, record Lyni's singing so we can get Cross to do chores without her here."

Tech: Not looking up from his data pad, "Already on it."

Crosshair: Glaring at the wall in front of him and refusing to speak to or acknowledge anyone.

Echo: New to the Batch, "Why is he like this?"

Hunter: Sighs, "Lyni is working late today."

Echo: Looking at Hunter, "So he's extra grumpy when his girlfriend is not around."

Hunter: "Don't call her that around him, his still not admitting it but yes."

Echo: Putting his face in his remaining hand, "Not another one." Looking up at Hunters concern, "This is a Fett classic, but we'll survive."

Lyni: Comes out of the shower in her pajamas before giving a groan of pain/tiredness and face planting on the couch.

Crosshair: By her side in an instant, trying to find out what's wrong and ways he can help.

The Batch: Shaking their heads at how obvious he is. You are fooling no one buddy.

Shadow: To Hunter, "Where do babies come from?"

Hunter: "Good question kid." Points at Crosshair, "Ask your Uncle Cross."

Shadow: "Ok." Walks over to Crosshair, "Uncle Cross, where do babies come from?"

Crosshair: Living error screen.

Brutal: Shooting a water gun: "Die imperial scum!"

Lyni: Standing on the front porch and shaking her head before turning to Crosshair, "This is your doing."

Crosshair: So proud.

Lyni: Looking at the fireworks, sparklers and glow sticks Wrecker put on the table. A deep breath, "Wrecker, as cool as this is please put the fireworks somewhere the twins can't get them."

Wrecker: Seeing the problem, "Oh, right. Sorry Ly."

Hunter: Watching Wrecker put the fireworks away on the top shelf in his room. After a moment, "Be careful there bro."

Crosshair and Tech: Watching this all while recording.

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Happy 4th of July!

Crosshair: After hearing Lyni say exactly how she expected to be butchered and made into soup after she died, "Who hurt you?"

Lyni: Looking up from her cutting board, "Do you want a list?"

Crosshair: Reaching for his rifle, "Yes, I do."

Lyni: Standing in the doorway to a room with overturned chairs, a broken window and flour covering everything. Looking to Crosshair standing in the middle of the chaos, also covered in flour before crossing her arms, "Well."

Crosshair: Trying to get out of trouble, "I will tell you the top ten reasons why Crosshair is sorry, number three may surprise you."

Feral : "I need romantic advice."

Lyni : Looking up from the pot, "Just because I am married doesn't mean I know how it works for other people."

Crosshair to Lyni : "Have you ever been pre annoyed?"

Lyni looking up at him : "What's pre annoyed?"

Crosshair setting down what he was holding : "When someone comes in or opens their mouth and you know they are going to annoy you."

Lyni : "Cross, I have brothers. Of course I've been pre annoyed."