Bad Batch Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Lyni: Running on three hours of sleep that week, coffee, and the sense of duty, "You want to make love?"

Crosshair: Leaning against the doorway to the kitchen, "Definitely."

Lyni: Turns to the cupboards, "Do we have the ingredients for that?"

Crosshair: Picks her up bridal style, " I'll cook dinner, you need to sleep."

Lyni: Leans her face against his neck while hugging his shoulders, "Okay." Before she fell asleep, "I love you."

Crosshair: Hearing her breathing deepen, "I love you too cy'ere."

Lyni: Singing as she does the chores

Crosshair: Doing his share with her soundtrack.

Hunter: "Tech, record Lyni's singing so we can get Cross to do chores without her here."

Tech: Not looking up from his data pad, "Already on it."

Crosshair: Glaring at the wall in front of him and refusing to speak to or acknowledge anyone.

Echo: New to the Batch, "Why is he like this?"

Hunter: Sighs, "Lyni is working late today."

Echo: Looking at Hunter, "So he's extra grumpy when his girlfriend is not around."

Hunter: "Don't call her that around him, his still not admitting it but yes."

Echo: Putting his face in his remaining hand, "Not another one." Looking up at Hunters concern, "This is a Fett classic, but we'll survive."

Lyni: Comes out of the shower in her pajamas before giving a groan of pain/tiredness and face planting on the couch.

Crosshair: By her side in an instant, trying to find out what's wrong and ways he can help.

The Batch: Shaking their heads at how obvious he is. You are fooling no one buddy.

Shadow: To Hunter, "Where do babies come from?"

Hunter: "Good question kid." Points at Crosshair, "Ask your Uncle Cross."

Shadow: "Ok." Walks over to Crosshair, "Uncle Cross, where do babies come from?"

Crosshair: Living error screen.

Brutal: Shooting a water gun: "Die imperial scum!"

Lyni: Standing on the front porch and shaking her head before turning to Crosshair, "This is your doing."

Crosshair: So proud.

Lyni: Looking at the fireworks, sparklers and glow sticks Wrecker put on the table. A deep breath, "Wrecker, as cool as this is please put the fireworks somewhere the twins can't get them."

Wrecker: Seeing the problem, "Oh, right. Sorry Ly."

Hunter: Watching Wrecker put the fireworks away on the top shelf in his room. After a moment, "Be careful there bro."

Crosshair and Tech: Watching this all while recording.

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Happy 4th of July!

Crosshair: After hearing Lyni say exactly how she expected to be butchered and made into soup after she died, "Who hurt you?"

Lyni: Looking up from her cutting board, "Do you want a list?"

Crosshair: Reaching for his rifle, "Yes, I do."

Lyni: Standing in the doorway to a room with overturned chairs, a broken window and flour covering everything. Looking to Crosshair standing in the middle of the chaos, also covered in flour before crossing her arms, "Well."

Crosshair: Trying to get out of trouble, "I will tell you the top ten reasons why Crosshair is sorry, number three may surprise you."

Feral : "I need romantic advice."

Lyni : Looking up from the pot, "Just because I am married doesn't mean I know how it works for other people."

Crosshair to Lyni : "Have you ever been pre annoyed?"

Lyni looking up at him : "What's pre annoyed?"

Crosshair setting down what he was holding : "When someone comes in or opens their mouth and you know they are going to annoy you."

Lyni : "Cross, I have brothers. Of course I've been pre annoyed."

Wrecker: *Reading a letter*

Omega: Well, what does it say?

Wrecker: It’s a confession letter. It turns out Crosshair killed my pet rock.

Crosshair: “Struggle with depression” would seem to imply that I am bad at being depressed when I am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

Omega, reading a recipe: Beat three eggs?

Wrecker: It means like in hand-to-hand combat.

Omega: Ohhhh-

Hunter: Both of you get out of this kitchen.

Omega: Every zoo is a petting zoo. Unless you’re a coward.

Crosshair: I’m worried about you.

Omega: Are you going to sleep?

Tech: I can't. This is important.

Omega: What?

Tech: Someone is wrong on the holonet.

Omega: I want to grow up and be like Crosshair!

Crosshair: That is called Acquiring Depression.

Crosshair: I’m sad.

Omega: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is das.

Omega: And das not good.

Hunter: Are you free today?

Echo: *glares* No, I'm expensive every day.

*The Batch at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Hunter, Echo, and Crosshair: *spinning a little and talking*

Omega, Wrecker, and Tech: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*