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Robertsky, do you have another hobby asides from shoemaking? Something for fun?

Who's your best friends in the apartment complex? Is there anyone you dislike/hate?

Are you scared of doppelgangers?

And finally, what's your favorite fruit? Maybe... Peaches?

"oh, this is a good one!"

"I like to grow small things, like strawberries, succulents, tomatoes or flowers, it sounds silly I know, but, it's really relaxing to do this, I know it's outside the masculine canon, (reminder that it is the 55s) but I really like it a lot, it makes things a lot easier for me and dealing with stress, but it's not just that, I like baking and cooking, also reading, In fact, I'm in a book club in the building."

"and as for friendships, I'm in the group with Izaak, Francis, Steven, Angus and Henry, we're more of the type, drinking buddies, We really only go out to relax, however, the one who fills me with the most conflict is Mr. Afton, He gives me... a bad feeling, it's like he has something behind his hands, I know it's baseless but it really gives me a bad feeling when he's around, I don't want to be rude, so I'm still kind to you no matter what."

"But you know who I don't like? Albertsky, definitely Albertsky"

".........."

"HAHAHA"

"As for doppelgangers, gosh, who wouldn't be terrified? I had mishaps with one, In fact, it was almost a fight, it left a huge scar on my back, but don't worry, I have my ways of dealing with it.

As for the fruits, haha, so funny"

"But seriously, I don't really like peaches, I'm more into apples and red fruits, like pomegranates, blueberries and berries, blackberries (joke), but it's ok, I also love sweets, I just don't eat them often, I have to take care of my sugar and diet, diabetes is not a game guys"

So.... you are in a relationship with Izaack, right? how did you know him?

"First of all"

"Don't say that lightly, you can condemn someone to be imprisoned or worse, they are killed for having those preferences, be more careful later, However, I can tell how I met him, let's say it was thanks to Francis, then we became friends, since then we have gotten along well"

[Context, if you forget this detail

it is the 1955s, the end of the Second World War and the beginning of the Cold War with the USSR, so, They were very homophobic, the pink triangle was the way to identify homosexual prisoners, unfortunately; If he could and had the power and freedom, he would support love is love, and yes, it's just a ship, we try to be impartial, even so, if it were in the ship's canon, yes, they are and they are married, but only in the au when they are partners, here doesn't have something with someone]

HEADCANONS!!!

HEADCANONS!!

VOICE HEADCANONS!!

@psychicvoidtale

Do you enjoy your job as a shoemaker?

Are there ever annoying or rude customers, and if so how do you handle with them?

"oh golly!"

"Well, all work is good, of course, it has its pros and cons, since there can be good and bad points in everything, but the important thing is livelihood, besides, it's just Albert and me; In any case, there are times when it makes me doubt if it is really what I want to do all my life but then I remember that I am working with my brother and it motivates me a lot, since both opened the store from scratch, and about the costumer, ugh, yeah... Things have happened that you have no idea..."

"There was that time where a customer was rude to us, according to what his ex-wife had left an order for his daughter's ballet shoes, We didn't know anything and when we found out that we didn't have an order of that type"

"He apologized a lot, as he told it, he was very stressed, since his wife left him, took his daughter away and many other things, We helped him calm down, in the end he bought some nice shoes for his daughter, hoping that she would receive them, I hope he is okay."

Hey Robertsky! I hear you make shoes…but what if you made PEACH SHAPED SHOES!!! >:3

*Inhale*

"I hope...."

"I HOPE IT'S THIS TYPE OF SHOES OR I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BAN YOU FROM MY STORE, I SO TIRED OF THAT FUCKING JOKE"

Ese tipo de bromas lo sacan de quicio...

HUSBANDS

@psychicvoidtale

Pa levantarte el ánimo

(This is the same person who asked for the peach shoes) No no no! I meant Peach slippers! Like, you know, house slippers! But peaches instead!

"oh jeez"

"I didn't think it wasn't a joke, sorry for that really, I've had a long, bad day, I really wasn't feeling well, sorry for that really, as for that actually, There was an old request a long time ago for some slippers of that type, but since the person no longer wanted them, I kept them, and now I use them, eeeh, Sorry for being in my pajamas, I wanted to rest first, but I have time for even more questions!! Sure, if you want, I'll try to be calmer, uuuh, do you want some cheesecake?"

You love Izaack,i know that

"uuuuh, I thought I made all this clear, no we are not something, we are just friends, uuuh, are you the person who makes that image's over there?"

HEADCANONS VOICES PART 2

SHIP

Haha, it's just something silly, nothing big

Rob, Izaak y vel They're going to be really angry about it xd

@psychicvoidtale

PSY FORCES ME TO DO RULE 34 AT THESE TWO!!!

News shoes sex is real

Spiny Worm

Suggestive alert!!!

Don't see it

Don't

I say no

...

No...

Alright

If you want it

You are warned

Hehe

Fine

*Robbie(Loaf Robertsky) gives flowers to Robertsky and shoes that Robbie first time*

So apparently, these are called loafs... They are creatures from a different world called FPE and they look like the neighbors. Also very helpful to their counterparts like you Robertsky!

If hungry then just give them oreos.

"woooah, so cool"

"I'm sorry if I'm late, I was working a lot lately, there were some deliveries to make, Plus, I was signing the adoption papers and buying a necklace for Lil Robbie, I hope we can have it longer, lil Robbie loves being with me almost all the time, Even though I try to integrate other foods, I see that it only works with Oreos, He has helped me a lot with emotional issues lately, I am very happy but still, we all have problems, some stronger than others, Don't worry, I'm working it like a champ, But sometimes, Strong people need help, and him really is a big help, thanks for introducing me to lil Robbie, oh! by the way, we have a gift for you!, it will be in your mailbox soon!!"

With love, Robertsky and Lil Robbie

WAIT...Rob.If you say that Izaack is not your boyfriend... then why do you let him kiss you?

"Maybe you are confusing me with the Robertsky from another universe (Robersky from @psychicvoidtale), here we are not a couple, I am aware that I am confused, I must clarify, let me introduce myself

hello, I'm Bloom!Robersky (Robertsky from @bloomstudioart), I'm a different Robertsky among others, I'm more human, and, I have some special things, I'm not into ships or somethings, I'm more me, and the others are young, I am older, I am 34 years old, and yes, I'm still a shoemaker, but, i have depression, and I'm more big than others, and here, I show my life, not a ships, or something, so, please, be kind"

With love, Bloom!Robersky

Robertsky i really love you

"Are you sure that message is not for Bloom?"

"nah, that was for you bitch.... (Fucking lucky)"-Me

Fucking bastard...

Robertsky, would you ever consider getting a pet like a cat or a dog if it's allowed in the apartment?

Or even an exotic pet like a peacock? Or a sheep??

Well

"I live with a lil Robbie, and a demiromantic lamb who was defiled and seeks revenge Since the police didn't believe him, say hi bloom"

"I will burn everything for my justice"-me

What do you think about this

I drew you Mr. Peachman!! Do you like it?

"it's so beautiful, pumpkin pie!!, I put it in the freezer, I loved the drawing, you really have a future in it, I love when they do those things, that and the conspiracies, I love that they say and make theories about me, never stop doing it! los tkm!"

Things about Bloom!Robertsky

Part 1:

He is a strong chubby guy

He has purple eyes

He has freckles unlike other Robertsky's

He is 30 years old

He hates peaches

He loves the dogs and ferrets

He had a sweet tooth, but, he had to take care of his health now to prevent diabetes (Has a strict diet)

He loves plants, his favorite is yellow hibiscus

He measures 1.97

He's shy but loves talk

He's so strong, but, REALLY STRONG, be careful

His hugs are the best!

He can cook so well, but, he's a little bit lazy, But he will never allow his brother to cook either, his food could kill a hundred men just by smelling it.....

Even if he is a shoemaker, he would like to take care of people as a nurse, but there are not many resources for that... (And sexism exists)

He had depression :(

He's so kind, but, he has a short fuse...

He had something big

He likes rock but he's more chill, when he's mad he puts rock and haha, that works on him

He likes women but he isn't attracted to someone :1, and, If he had been born in a current era, perhaps he would take the opportunity with someone other than a woman, but, it would be unlikely, he is too lazy for a relationship, sorry

First day of class

Tha boy is James from @psychicvoidtale

They are so cute

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