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Of course! I would love to join the book club. Maybe I’ll have something to read on my missions! Sorry, I forgot you can’t have sugar! Next time, I’ll get sugar-free cookies for ya!
Robertsky! I have brought you…. A GIANT COOKIE!!!!
"awww, so lovely"
"I can't eat a lot of sugar, wouldn't you like some? Maybe we can have tea or coffee with this, oh!, I could invite others, I would love the book club this, haha, I hope you can join the club Steven, but I know, about the air force and so on, I know, but in any case, the club has its doors open, whenever you want Steven"
HI WELCOME TO MY BLOG!!
Umm, idk, i speak spanish but i know this never be see for someone, so, meh, let's Talk in english, well, I'm just a fan and, I'm just did a fan arts and fancharacter, so, mmm, i would Happy if you like It, strager of internet and tumblr
We had memes, we had serious moments, idk
I'm in milti-fandom
That's not my neighbour, harry potter, Minecraft, etc.
But please, be kind, all those things are jokes or topics that are not everyone's cup of tea, like lgbt, so please, if you don't like that, I kindly ask you not to leave your hate messages, thank you, I love you very much!
Little art:
Now I have a new Tumblr for original art outside of fandom content, I don't care if they close that Tumblr for nsfw content (not ñaca ñaca, just gore and strong themes), there I will make drawings of original characters and stories if anyone is interested, muak:
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The Peachman Brothers
"How come you're kissing the damn transvestite?!!" (QUÉ HACES BESANDO A LA LISIADA?!!!)
"sorry bro, it was a accident" -Robertsky
"ACCIDENT?!!, I EVEN SAW A FUCKING TONGUE!!, that's enough!, I'm going to kill Velvety!!" -Albertsky
"Albert!, no!! (ʘ言ʘ)" -Robertsky
Hola, I come to be heckle or funado :D (idk how say that in English sorry) *crys in mexican*
Edit: wtf!, de dónde vino tanta pinche gente vato?!, I fell asleep and out of nowhere a bunch of people react, I don't know whether to feel proud or impressed
My tier list who's no one's ask to me haha
There it says:
- I made you an altar
- you're great
- I accept you
- fucking damm It, If it weren't because it's illegal to hate you...
- WHY THE FANDOM LOVES YOU?!!
I'm so lazy right now for put all the names....
Hewoo, These are the ways Robertsky would ask out
"I was thinking so much and..... I.... I feel something.... I know, I'm just a shoemaker... But... I really feels like you are so the only person I could have a stronger heart beat... And.... I want to ask you If.... Could.... Umm.... Be together?" -Robertsky
Y como Roberto pediría a salir (mexican mode)
"do you want to be my girlfriend?" -The banner says
*Velvety doesn't know how to react, but in the end he said yes*
(I will explain the joke for the Anglo speakers, in Latam we had this joke, someone did that banner and we make memes for that)
"At least he didn't leave me as a ranch girl, dressed up and fussy"
(in Mexico we had the joke about "Steal the ranch girl in exchange for a cow")
Grande Robertsky, siento un buen mexicano, mojando el churro robando al travesti xd
Shoes Brothers
"why are so tiny?"-Robertsky
"haha, so funny"-Albertsky
"haha, come on, hmm, coffee?"- Robertsky
"and pie?"-Albertsky
"two pies and one of them is of the cheese"-Robertsky
"deal!"-Albertsky
*And then, they come back to the apartment for money and They went to a café for that coffee and pie, there they met someone special..... Life is good*
"I'M SO MOTHERFUCKER TIRED ALBERTSKY, WHERE IS THAT FUCKING PEACHES PEACHES?!!" -Robertsky
"WHERE'S IS THE SHOES MADAME?!!"-Robertsky
"I'M NOT THE DOPPELGANGER, LET ME IIIIIIIIIIN!!!!"-Robertsky
"I ALREADY SAID IT, I DON'T LIKE PEACHES, I'M TIRED OF THAT FUCKING JOKE."-Robertsky (the peachman)
"I'M NOT GAAAAAAAAAAY"-Robertsky
"I'M NOT STRAAAAAAAAAIGHT"-Robertsky
"WHERE'S IS MY BURGEEEEEEEEER?!!!"-Robertsky
🗣️: draw Robertsky canonically!
okay.😭
Yo viendo todo el desmadre que voy a crear al hacer a esos tres pareja y la puta dinámica entre ellos que debo sacarme del culo....
Let's dance✨
I wanted to do something well done but I beat myself up, I swear and perjure that the last drawing is mine, I have a fucking lot of drawing styles sorry haha
News shoes
"Aaaaah, yes, my husband Robertsky, and his Italian/German boyfriend who works in the building and have autism..."-Izaak
Voy a llamar al ship de velvety y Robertsky uuuuuh Pastel shoes xd, no se, ahí veo que pedo
@psychicvoidtale
Well, some interactions ✨
@psychicvoidtale
Mis favoritos:
Xd
*Gives an sly smile epically*
Hehe
@psychicvoidtale
A big problem...
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry Albert.... I'm so weak..."- Mia
"so, don't think about that thing AND that guy, Okey?"-Afton
"Okey, Okey, w-"-Albertsky
"say my nickname"-Afton
"ho-ho-" -Albertsky
"SAY IT!!"-Afton
Something silly
Idk, no se dibujar chapes ;3;
Idk, I'm running out of ideas about the two of them, it's not so fun when it's just something simple, I want blood!!!, I want tears!!, ugh, I will see what could i do
@psychicvoidtale ira, geis
"why is this so familiar?...."
Robertsky,That's my son, treat him well, please
Robertsky gave him tiny pieces of apple and peaches, he had to find Velvety to create a crib for Henry, but, they managed to make everything go well, even if he almost scared Izaaak to death because he thought it was a rat...
guess what Robertsky, your pregnancy test turned out positive !🥳
"Congratulations neighbor, I hope that you and your husband have a healthy and strong baby. Have you already chosen your baby's name? What does your husband do? oh my, this is wonderful, it will be the second baby in the building like it was with Anastacha-, wait, my pregnancy test?, sorry miss, I'm not a woman, and, That is not possible"
His contraceptive method is being gay xd, Fun fact, if a man does that and tests positive, he may have a prostate problem if I remember correctly.
Edit: I already searched and yes, it could be prostate or testicular cancer.
"awwww, it's a cute photo!, do you remember that, Izaak?"
"oh yeah, that day was so sweet, hmm, wait, Who took the picture?"
"....... I..... I can't.....remember.."
"I'm dead?... Is this what death feels like? Everything is so dark and so cold here.... Where am I? If this is life after death.... Why is there no one else here?.... Or is this purgatory?...."
"This is depressing.... My family... My friends... Everyone is in the building.... I.... I left early.... My son.... My lovers ....I left them alone.... Oh.... Io non ho fatto niente importante per la mia vita...(I didn't do anything important in my life...).... Oh... Everything is gone... And I can't do something for stop that.... I lost everything.... Everything I could love.... Broken.... They.... Will they remember me? Did I make it so that at least someone can think about me now dead?.... No .... I didn't do it.... I failed... Now I don't know where to go.... This is my punishment.... I didn't do anything useful in my life..."
"eh?, what is this?, hello?, can you hear me?... Please.... I'm lost..... Can you help me?...... I think I can touch something...."
"for the last time airhead, you must go hunt more humans, his majesty Yuang Luo needs more souls and many of us are hungry!!, so, grab your damn ax and go get something!!"-Xezbet
"I heard you old man!!, I will go, but when I feel like going, not when you are telling me, don't you have anything better to do? Leave me alone and better go to worship and praise Drugia!"-Barbatos
"you little-"-Xezbet
LOST
Part 1-
"Izaak, Don't you feel like something is missing?, Like something doesn't fitIt's weird but it's like everything around me isn't real and feels different."
"Now that you mention it, yes, I even feel an emptiness, as if..."
"something or someone is missing..."
"yeah, I feel like that's more accurate"
"We're going to ask if they saw or feels anything different."
"unfortunately...."
"exactly, It feels like we're in mourning or like something important has been ripped away from us, but that's impossible, no one has died in our family, I don't know, I don't understand why Roman and I feel like something is missing."
"like if Someone disappeared, I know, but that's how it feels."-Francis
"I don't understand, we are all here, why is there that feeling that something is missing?, so confusing... If you know anything, please tell us"-Nacha
"hmm...."-Ana
"I even spoke with Angus and the others to find out why everything feels different, but, even knowing that no one is missing, there it is, it is as if something existed and out of nowhere, it is no longer there."-Steven
"Please, I hope it is not something collective or that it has a risk for everyone, I hope that this is resolved, if you need help, if someone really disappeared, let me know, I will help in every way possible"-Mclooy
"disappeared?... Yeah, I feel that.... Ummm, maybe.... Maybe.... Ugh, I promised not to say anything.... But I can't take it anymore!, I know what happened!, but, please!, I will tell you everything but, please, help m-"-Mia
"hello, sorry for the behavior of my fiance, She's taking strong pregnancy medication, so she's a little... disoriented, Come into the house darling"-Afton
"seeh.. We don't know what's happening, it's a shame, however, if you need something, call the D.D.D., don't look for help where you shouldn't, if you'll excuse us, we have things to do, have a good day gentlemen"-Afton
"ugh... And as always, Afton has that mysterious guy facade, who is only in the shadows, It's obvious he won't say anything."-Izaak
"wait hon, what is that?"-Robertsky
".....velvet..."
"Who is Velvet?.."
....
WE OPEN
Ask to Robertsky and another's of the building!!
This is the rules:
Nothing explicit, it can be suggestive, but nothing that shows much
Nothing to do with harming children.
There will only be censored blood
Yes, there may be ships but nothing canon
Everything will be completely like a role play, they will try to take the neighbors as reactionary
And finally:
Be kind and enjoy!!
Send your question!!
Ay so Robertsky... um.. I found this at outside your apartment.
"oh woaw"
"It's so adorable, he looks like me!, it's so cute, ok little friend, you will stay with me, I hope you like sweet things a lot, I will call you little Robbie"
I'm sorry for the poor quality of the image, I lost my camera (adapter of tablet graphics) and tomorrow they will bring me a new one, so, traditional answers will be, (the image was made with another cell phone but it is old and not The battery lasts), so I'll have to temporarily respond this way, we love you
- Rob y Erick (The account owner)
Robertsky, do you have another hobby asides from shoemaking? Something for fun?
Who's your best friends in the apartment complex? Is there anyone you dislike/hate?
Are you scared of doppelgangers?
And finally, what's your favorite fruit? Maybe... Peaches?
"oh, this is a good one!"
"I like to grow small things, like strawberries, succulents, tomatoes or flowers, it sounds silly I know, but, it's really relaxing to do this, I know it's outside the masculine canon, (reminder that it is the 55s) but I really like it a lot, it makes things a lot easier for me and dealing with stress, but it's not just that, I like baking and cooking, also reading, In fact, I'm in a book club in the building."
"and as for friendships, I'm in the group with Izaak, Francis, Steven, Angus and Henry, we're more of the type, drinking buddies, We really only go out to relax, however, the one who fills me with the most conflict is Mr. Afton, He gives me... a bad feeling, it's like he has something behind his hands, I know it's baseless but it really gives me a bad feeling when he's around, I don't want to be rude, so I'm still kind to you no matter what."
"But you know who I don't like? Albertsky, definitely Albertsky"
".........."
"HAHAHA"
"As for doppelgangers, gosh, who wouldn't be terrified? I had mishaps with one, In fact, it was almost a fight, it left a huge scar on my back, but don't worry, I have my ways of dealing with it.
As for the fruits, haha, so funny"
"But seriously, I don't really like peaches, I'm more into apples and red fruits, like pomegranates, blueberries and berries, blackberries (joke), but it's ok, I also love sweets, I just don't eat them often, I have to take care of my sugar and diet, diabetes is not a game guys"
So.... you are in a relationship with Izaack, right? how did you know him?
"First of all"
"Don't say that lightly, you can condemn someone to be imprisoned or worse, they are killed for having those preferences, be more careful later, However, I can tell how I met him, let's say it was thanks to Francis, then we became friends, since then we have gotten along well"
[Context, if you forget this detail
it is the 1955s, the end of the Second World War and the beginning of the Cold War with the USSR, so, They were very homophobic, the pink triangle was the way to identify homosexual prisoners, unfortunately; If he could and had the power and freedom, he would support love is love, and yes, it's just a ship, we try to be impartial, even so, if it were in the ship's canon, yes, they are and they are married, but only in the au when they are partners, here doesn't have something with someone]
Do you enjoy your job as a shoemaker?
Are there ever annoying or rude customers, and if so how do you handle with them?
"oh golly!"
"Well, all work is good, of course, it has its pros and cons, since there can be good and bad points in everything, but the important thing is livelihood, besides, it's just Albert and me; In any case, there are times when it makes me doubt if it is really what I want to do all my life but then I remember that I am working with my brother and it motivates me a lot, since both opened the store from scratch, and about the costumer, ugh, yeah... Things have happened that you have no idea..."
"There was that time where a customer was rude to us, according to what his ex-wife had left an order for his daughter's ballet shoes, We didn't know anything and when we found out that we didn't have an order of that type"
"He apologized a lot, as he told it, he was very stressed, since his wife left him, took his daughter away and many other things, We helped him calm down, in the end he bought some nice shoes for his daughter, hoping that she would receive them, I hope he is okay."
Hey Robertsky! I hear you make shoes…but what if you made PEACH SHAPED SHOES!!! >:3
*Inhale*
"I hope...."
"I HOPE IT'S THIS TYPE OF SHOES OR I SWEAR I'M GOING TO BAN YOU FROM MY STORE, I SO TIRED OF THAT FUCKING JOKE"
Ese tipo de bromas lo sacan de quicio...