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May 2014: Senator Bill Heffernan complains about the lack of metal detectors in parliament, tabling a pipe bomb he's brought with him as evidence
Me at 11:00 PM for no reason in particular: Hm, I wonder how many followers I h-

*Horrendous choking sounds*
Just Updated: Wormfic list!
SB:
Skittering Queen's Shadows of The Administrator's Storm (Worm/Diablo PS1/HOTS cross) - 298,781 words, 46,660 likes, 1140 followers.
Taylor Defeats Everyone (Worm) - 1,549,070 words, 255,389 likes, 8910 followers. 12 moderator notes. Omake list *here.*
Seattle Rain (Worm OC) - 45,120 words, 12 likes, 9 followers.
Viridescence (Worm/Exalted) - 290,773 words, 190,023 likes, 8600 followers. Author's Note: "I am coming back from my 8 year hiatus to say that I am discontinuing the story and..."
SV:
Same as SB list except there's an extra chapter of Seattle Rain that got cut from SB due to using the word "breasts" in reference to a teenager.
QQ:
The Sex Devil Went Down to Brockton Bay (Worm/CYOA) - 2,350 words, 190 likes, 55 followers. See *this* thread for choice voting.
AO3:
Toxic Doomed Yuri (Worm - Taylor/Amy) - 193,500 words, 4578 kudos, 235 comments, 25,478 views.
Taylor Fucks Old Men and Also Sophia In a Racist Way (Worm) - 67,908 words, 57 kudos, 2 comments, 59,457 views.
Howl At the Moon (Worm - Taylor/Rachel) - 4790 words, 50 kudos, 35 comments, 290 views.
I like to think of Steve relying on Eddie as his nerd interpreter when the conversation starts to get over his head. Instead of having to ask the kids what a lycanthrope is, he just kind of sidles over and gives a "???" look to Eddie who leans in and whispers a quick explanation without making him look dumb to everyone. This works great when the subjects under discussion are related to Eddie's hobbies and interests but sometimes they turn more academic, because these kids are science nerds as well as science fiction nerds, and when he "???"s at Eddie, Eddie whispers, "Super flattered you think I might know, but remember my grades are worse than yours." Then he takes the bullet for Steve by asking the dumb question out loud so he can hear the answer too.
On one occasion Lucas makes a sports analogy, Eddie looks baffled and doesn't even have time to look for Steve before he's whispering to him all excited because he can finally help him back.

omg guys i'm crying

guys i just hit 300 last month. i'm literally crying there's 400 of you who follow my little writing blog?? i honestly can't believe it 🥺😫
i love all of you so so much and just know you are literally my favorite people ever 🥹💕💕💕💕
new question being asked from the little bubble I live in! do y’all do “fend for yourself” nights in which there isn’t a meal cooked for the whole household so you have to look in the cabinets and make your own meal (or get takeout if you can) and as the title says, fend for yourself? my friend just informed me that a lady she mentioned doing this too seemed horrified and now I’m curious on like how common it is to have fend for yourself nights for everyone!
DC just started the popular couple poll on their offical youtube account and it looks like Raven & Beast Boy is winning! Go check it out!
WHAAAAT OMG REALLY? 😂😂😂