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no u cant say "so excited for the next part" and leave me in suspense šš
literally dying for this to continue lmao <3 @tapedispensr
hello lgbt community, a marauders texting fic, pt 1
enjoy homos (complimentary)
relationships: remus lupin/sirius black, lily evans/james potter, marlene mckinnon/dorcas meadowes, minor remus lupin/benjy fenwick
rating: teen+ (language, alcohol consumption)
summary: the start of my multi-part texting fic. au modern setting, no magic, theyāre all college students. theyāre also all gay. hoping to release new parts as often as possible, will be tagged #hellolgbtmarauders
check me out on ao3 <3










Just posted a new chapter for my KuzuHina fanfic The Broken Cup!
Feels a bit weird to post a chapter with nothing but text messages, but I'm having fun with the formatting. I hope you like it!
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Character: Blade, Aventurine
Warnings: N/A
Author Notes: Ignore me changing apps in between the headcannons, I was testing a few out










Ours
Summary: Whatās big, sunny, and in the countryside? Harry have to guess it. Wordcount: 700 Tags: texting fic, domestic drarry
For @textrovert-01 for encouraging me to write it, even if it wasnāt your intentionā¤ļø Thanks to mosroel for the betaā¤ļø
You can read it on AO3
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Today 10:35 AM
Hey, you there?
Yeah
did something happen?
I found it
You found what?
Today 10:40 AM
Draco??
What did you find!?
Guess
Something you lost? My old snitch? The T-shirt you said youāve lost but know for a fact you threw in the trash because you hated it?
I DID NOT HATE IT, YOU PRAT! I lost it!
Sure
It was orange
I love orange
Sure
I do
Anyway, thatās not the point! Guess what I found!
I honestly have no idea of what it could be
Youāre not fun at all
Iām pouting, by the way
You pouting isnāt going to make me guess what the hell you found
And btw Iām in a meeting, I shouldnāt be texting you right now
Oh, but you are!
Do you want to sext? Iād love to see you trying to keep a straight face there in front of McGonagall while I tell you what I want to do to you
OMG NO! Shut up!
Iām not answering you anymore if you do that
I want to touch your pine
My pine? You want to touch my pine?
penis*!!
So hot! Iāve always liked people touching my pine
People???
Are you going to be a dramatic git now over one word?
NO! Iām just jealous you let people touch your pine, but you make fun of me when I say it
Idiot
One hint! Itās big!
What?
Oh, weāre back at the guessing game
A dog?
No. We already have a wonderful and perfect dog
A fridge?
A fridge? Thatās what you think makes me so excited? A fridge? Merlin, Potter. Iām not at that stage of adulthood yet
You spent TWO HOURS yesterday talking about supermarkets
SAINSBURYāS HAVE BETTER ICE-CREAM THAN TESCO AND THATāS A FACT!
Easy there, supermarketās expert
Fuck
McG is looking funny at me. I think she suspects something
Say hi to Minerva for me when she rips your limbs apartā¤ļø
Today 11:05 AM
Did she kill you?
No, Iām still alive, but I had to hide the phone
I can text now, or talk if you want
Canāt. Iām at St Mungoās. Baby guard, must be silent shhhh
Howās Scorpius?
Beautiful
Youāre so cute when you talk about him
I know
SECOND HINT
Itās sunny
A beach?
Yes, Potter, I found a beach in ENGLAND that is sunny
Summer and climate change are things
Itās November, and itās fucking freezing
Woah! Are you supposed to speak like that in the baby guard??
They canāt read
Okay, youāre thicker than I thought. Third hint: itās in the countryside
Big, sunny, and countryside? A farm? But I donāt know why you of all people would be excited about a farm
Because Iām not. I donāt want to get dirty with pigs and cows and mud
You know what? I think youāre rubbish at giving hints
Wait, no
I KNOW youāre rubbish at it
THE TIME WE PLAYED THAT STUPID GAME AT GRANGERāS HAS BEEN WILDLY TWISTED!
Sure, love. Anyone could have guessed that small, weird, and disgusting were describing a pear
Exactly. And donāt you forget that
Today 11:25 AM
A field
A tree
A cow
A house
Sorry, I was saying goodbye to my perfect son
A cow??? A cow???
Since when are cows sunny??
So it isnāt a cow
Pity
Iāve always wanted one
Liar
Youāre scared of them
We agreed on not talking about that again!!!
You agreed on that. I took pictures of your scared arse running away from that little cow
It wasnāt little
It was tiny
COWS ARENāT TINY! THEYāRE GIANT BY DEFINITION!
That one had been alive for like 3 hours
And it was huge
You guessed it, by the way
What?? Which one was it??
A house???
You found us a house????
YES!
A big, sunny,Ā in the countryside house!
OMG, DRACO! Why didnāt you say so before??
Iām crying!
Iām so excited that Iām crying!
Donāt you want to see it first?
I trust you. I know itās perfect
And itāll be ours
Yes! Ours to spend the rest of our life in!
I love you
Donāt be such a sapā¤ļø