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dead to me / DSMP Fic [Hero AU - Tommy-centric] / Thoughts
The fic is now finished, I just read the last chapter.
HOly fucking shit ?????
And theres so many little details thatd probably make so much more sense by the second read- it catches you off guard (but excuse me holy shit that ending???) But then by the second read you just probably notice all these little details that make so much more sense and actually mean so much more then what it first seemed as
ALSO the first letters of every chapter spelling out the quote 'The Universal Language Is Violence' ????
holy shit
i just
theres so much going on here
and yes there are a LOT of likely triggering stuff in this fic (but there are TW warnings in the notes!)
its just
so Tommy used to be a hero. he.. 'quit'
he wants to take down the hero association.
im keeping it vague as fuck because i dont want to spoil your experience and i really think you should give it a read blind instead of me spoiling it sobs
all i have to say i 'holy shit'
youll understand what i mean when youre done
Scratched Warnings & Chipped Cards / DSMP Hero AU [Calamity Duo-centric] Fic
(A Disc and a Poker Chip walk into a bar..) <this is crossed out đ¸/đ¸ Tommy's a vigilante, who, like the dumbass he is, doesn't check his fucking messages. â¤.⤠(Quackity proceeds to break into his house through the window) <this is crossed out â -â Quackity's the big man who runs everything, and knowing that Tommy is a dumb fuck, comes after him to warn him in-person.
basically superhero au ig
uh.. calamity duo. i did this because i like calamity duo lmao-
this isnt that good lol its like a shitpost






literally there is so much wrong here but i am posting it anyways despite how i clearly gave up by bianca on the last panel,,,,,,,,
aNYWAY a little while ago kingburu and tinybro made a pjo superhero au where jason was a hero called tempest who lead a team of heroes by the name of spqr and these thumbnails have been sitting in my notebook forEVER, and the context is kinda vague but it was pretty fun to draw lmao⌠ ive always kinda imagined nicoâs shadow traveling to be less of like a slip into the shadows deal and more of a ânightcrawler from x menâ type deal haha
edit: hey here's part 2!!!






a continuation of THIS, you can read part 1 here!!! superhero pjo auÂ
apparently in this au nico doesnt like using his powers so much he actually has a bus passâŚâŚ public transportation isnt worth it nicoâŚ..
his phoneâs on vibrate because hazel keeps changing it to âhey mickeyâ and he has no idea how to change it back
i like putting canon character struggles into ausâŚâŚ feels good manâŚ. feels good⌠only i feel like jason is more sneaky in here than canon, piper and leo are bad influences lmao
once again this au doesnt belong to me kingburu and tinybro created it!!


LMAO REMEMBER THESE
i feel really bad bc i have all these parts ive finished but havent posted bc i wanted to upload all of them togetherâŚ.. maybe its time to let go of that pipe dream and just upload a few of them at a time hahaha⌠plus they just keep getting worse in quality its gonna be like, stick figures by the next one lmao
ANYWAYS a continuation of this first part and this second part of the superhero au !! jason is like⌠pretty easy to recognize, all he does is wear a domino mask, who does he think heâs fooling
itâs 3AM so obviously itâs time to babble about my headcanons for a pjo superhero AU
(not even gonna pretend that this isnât the most self-indulgent thing ever and also just a giant setup for more jasico)
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I HAS A QUESTION
okie, now that I have attention, I gotta ask.
What superpowers do you think Tommy, Gogy, Wilbur (Iâm thinkinâ siren related), Schlatt--any of those guys, what kind of super powers do you think theyâd have?
Tooooooooooooootally not asking cause of fan fic plans. What are you talking about? Me? Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeever.Â
Though please help me out. I have some ideas already, but those guys, I need help on.Â
Tape I: Sunset Masquerade
pairing: Hoseok x reader genre: smut, superhero!au, superpower!au, supervillain!hoseok words: 16.2k+ rating: nsfw! warning: smut: oral (receiving), masturbation, fingering, roughness, slight bondage (cuffs), exhibitionism- of multiple kinds, camera, dirty talk, cumplay, slight degradation, dom!hoseok, essentially pwp notes: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOBI!! In honour of our beloved Hope, and our Queen Hixtape, whenever she drops, I present to you the first of a three part smut series; The Tapes!
You finally trap your arch nemesis, the crimson-haired villain that went by the name Tempest, only to find out that really, the one trapped⌠was you.

Masterlist || Tape I - Tape II - Tape III
SCLS: Sunset City League of Superheroes. We fight, so you donât have to!
You couldnât help the grimace that slipped over your face as you stood before the large, wooden doors of meeting room 233 in the SCLS building. Apparently, despite asking for your advice on a slogan and receiving it, RM had decided to ignore it and go with the slogan he wanted. Truthfully, it didnât bother you that much, the slogan wasnât the worst thing youâd ever seen or heard, but there was still a certain part of you that was salty your advice had been ignored after being requested. It was stupid, and pointless, to simmer over it, and you knew you were really only thinking about it to justify in a roundabout way why youâd been standing outside the meeting room for seven minutes instead of just biting the bullet and going in.
Put simply, you didnât want to.
Every three weeks to a month, superheroes from cities across the region would meet up in a designated city and share progress, you could say. Report on how things were in their province, like the crime rate, citizen satisfaction, whether a new villain had risen up⌠the works. This time, it happened to be held in your very own city. Months ago, you would have been bursting eagerly into the room, pride evident in every step you took, and youâd boast the amount of criminals, and villains, youâd taken down. You were a prodigy, excellent at your job and skilled with your abilitiesâ you were revered by many and had built a spotless reputation for yourself as one of the most reliable, and capable, superheroes of the region. Everything was perfect.
And then he showed up.
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A super hero au of sorts where Emmaâs power is mild inconveniences.
Sounds stupid, right? âWhat does this mean?â I hear you asking.
Well:
The day after Emma discovers her power, Kaylee just so happens to make a particularly nasty comment when they cross paths in the hallway. For the rest of the day, Kaylee is constantly picking out an underwear wedgie that wonât go away.
Nick tries to trip her when she walks past him in English and later, when heâs walking in the cafeteria, his shoelaces come untied and he trips on them. Not enough to fall, but he does have to go back and buy a new chocolate milk.
Kevin knocks Emmaâs books out of her hands and laughs at her, he ends up getting a paper cut in Chemistry that same day. Itâs right on the knuckle, the perfect spot to make a bandaid practically pointless.
Shelby mocks her in the locker room, calls her out for staring even though she was facing the wall. During history, Shelby gets a random period cramp, it only lasts a couple seconds and isnât connected to her period at all, but Shelby doesnât carry tampons with her to school and is terrified for the rest of the day.
After a fight, Emmaâs feeling particularly petty. So during cheer practice, Alyssa keeps digging pebbles out of her shoes that seemingly appear from nowhere.
Greg decides to wake Emma up early with a pillow to the face, and he canât seem to put his shoes on the right feet for the entire day.
Teachers that turn a blind eye to the bullying find hairs in their food, misplace pens and markers so theyâre just a few too short during class, the vending machine doesnât drop their food when they try to snack while on break.
During the whole prom fiasco, Mrs. Greene is always late to meetings because she can never seem to find her keys when she needs them.
The day after the breakup, Alyssa is on edge the whole day, waiting to stub her toe on a desk or to realize she forgot an assignment at home the day it was due. But nothing happens. The day is as normal as any other, maybe a little less with the absence of Emma, but she leaves the building that day without incident.
Itâs not until after they get back together, and Alyssa asks about it, that Emma explains.
âYou were already going through a lot,â she said, âthe break was hard on both of us, I wasnât gonna make you suffer more.
âPlus,â she started smirking, âI figured dealing with your mom 24/7 was probably more that a minor inconvenience.â



"They think Iâm the least dangerous person in this car, do they? Well, theyâre about to learn very differently."
Decided to redraw a moment from On the Getaway Mile by Odaigahara on AO3/ @droidofmay !
This may have taken a ridiculous amount of hours condensed into a few days and I went through it drawing cars and car interiors, but this was an absolute blast to do :D I hope I've done the fic sort of justice.
Process shots and long comparison rambles under the cut!
Welcome to my secret lair!!
I spent roughly... 18 hours working on this, the majority during this week and over the past three days, so I need to share my toils with people <3


Character/car references and page thumbnails! Featuring an incorrect scene placement and bad camera position. I reread the scene and placed it properly in the actual page. I hate drawing cars!! I was actually the most worried about panel placement when I started thisâ I was a guy who only did non narrative/illustrative panel pages and layout-less comics, but it wasn't that bad with a script! I could separate beats into panels, note which panels should be emphasised/larger, and assembled that into a page.


If you compare the fic with this comic, you can see how much dialogue I edited and moments I cut out. I couldn't fit it all on without having to draw even more pages, I wish I could though! Poor Mumbo only gets one line here. I'm so sorry my darling man <3 I also gave him a slight cyborg design because his implants are really important for his character and I needed some way to visually show that, even if it's not canon/mentioned.
The colouring method for this was really fun! It's similar to my aggie rainbow painting method but with less steps, hence narrow value range. It looks pretty and gets the vibe across well though.
Rapid fire points!
I was planning to do 3 different fic comics! Not anymore!!!
This is absolutely for the hotguy comic zine applications. <3 "Can I try rizzing you up // PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE" /ref
I drew page 2 first, then 3, then 1. I think you can tell!
Mumbo is sitting on the wrong side and should have his seatbelt on. He's also not carrying the stolen laptop as described.
It's explicitly noted that Mumbo cannot scan Grian like he can with Scar. Whoops!
Transmissions from the Foundation are via Mumbo and Scar's implants, but I couldn't think of a good way to portray that.
Despite guns and weapons being mentioned, I somehow didn't get the opportunity to draw a single one.
I love hand lettering. I also hate it! I will continue to do it.
Here are the no colour pages as a thank you for scrolling <3





The Mother Spore
Son of the Wicked
Characters: Dee, Remus, Virgil, Roman, Patton, Logan
Prompt: @kaytikitty
Notes:Â Thank you to @a-black-pegasus for helping me write this! Iâm so glad we got to work together on this! I hope we can work together on more projects!
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Roman howled with anger and threw a glass at the wall, causing it to shatter. âGod Dammit! I canât believe they got away with him again!â
Patton and Logan both shared a look, sighing.
âRoman, there is no need to throw things. You know that this behavior is-â Logan cut off and jumped out of the way to avoid the dagger heading for him. â-immature.â
âShut up Logan! This is such a fuc-â
âLanguage!â Patton scolded, but he was ignored. He always was when the Brain and Brawn of the team started arguing.
â-king disaster! We had a chance to save him and we failed! We failed!â Roman hollered over Patton. âHe was right there! So close! And then..â his voice dropped away but in its place his hands clenched.
âI know Roman, I know, but we canât help this time. What we can do, is come up with a better plan.â Logan adjusted his glasses as Patton wheeled over the white board. âNow, any suggestions?â
âOh Oh!â
Logan glanced over to see Patton standing on his tip-toes, hand stretched high into the air.
âYes Patton?â he sighed.Â
He perked up at being called on for once. âWe could say please and talk to them!â
Logan pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath. Donât yell at him, donât yell, you will regret it later. âWe cannot do that Patton. They arenât good people. They are keeping the tiny child captive.â
âWe can storm their base and take them by surprise!â Roman declared, his eyes bright with a challenging aurora.
âNo.â
Roman let out a squawk, falling out of his chair. âWhat do you mean no!?â he demanded.
Logan sighed again, shaking his head. I work with idiots. âNo, we can not do that either, as we would be storming into their home, where they most likely have traps and defenses set up to get in our way.â
âOh~â Roman and Patton hummed, looking down.
âT-then what do we do? How are we gonna save the poor kiddo?â Patton asked, tears slowly filling his eyes.
Logan paused for a moment, running through a number of different calculations and scenarios through his head. âWellâŚ..We could wait until they go and cause havoc. Two of us go to stop them while the third moves in to retrieve the child.â
He watched both of them think it over, again cursing how incompatent these two were compared to his own intelligence. Finally Roman responded.
âLetâs do it!â
A few hours later Roman and Patton were busy fighting the villains Snake and Octo. It wasnât hard for Logan to sneak in and take the child. He ended up finding him in the villainâs own bedroom in a small box. Inside, was the small, slumbering child. An extremely tiny child.
The tiny child was laying in what appeared to be a small box. He was curled up on a big purple blanket, sleeping soundly. Poor child, I have to help him.
Logan carefully scooped up the child and he felt his heart break when the child curled into his hands. Poor baby, they were probably really mean to you, huh? Donât worry, Iâll protect you from now on.
He left quickly, making sure not to jostle the child or walk into any traps. Logan walked out of the dreaded tower, leaping into the air and flying home. He pulled his phone out of his pocket, calling Roman.
âWhat do you want Specs!?â Is what Roman answered with. âKinda busy right now!â
âI have the child, finish the battle and return to base.â He hung up before Roman could get a response in.
Logan arrived at home to see Patton and Roman covered in bruises, cuts and grime. âYou are both veryâŚ.disgusting.â
âItâs not my fault he decided to throw not oneâŚ..not twoâŚ.but seven fucking dumpsters at us!â Roman hissed, crossing his arms. âDid you get the child?â
Logan nodded, holding out his cupped hands.
âAww! He is so tiny!â Patton cooed, reaching out to touch the kid. He yelped and whimpered when Logan slapped his hands away.
He tsked, holding the child out of their reach. âShower first. Heaven knows what youâre covered in and I will not allow this precious youngling to get sick because of you two.â
When the child was moved he let out a small groan, slowly opening his eyes. âMama? Papa?â He questioned, blearily looking around.
âAww, baby,â Patton cooed, trying to touch the child and receiving another swat to the wrist. The second Patton let out a whine the child sniffled and started crying.
âMama! Papa!â He shrieked, tears raining down his cheeks. âMama!â
Logan cringed and tried to comfort the child. He would have given him over to Patton, but Patton was filthy and disgusting. âGo get clean,â He ordered, before cooing at the child. âItâs okay, itâs okay.â
Patton and Roman hesitated, before the tiny child let out an ear piercing shriek. The dove for the washroom, Roman making it inside first, meaning Patton would have to wait.
Logan cringed and rocked the child, which only caused them to cry louder. He didnât notice that there was a frantic knocking at their front door, as if they were trying to beat the door down.
Logan cringed and tried to pet the child, but he hissed when the child bit him. âMother-â
âFather!â Patton cried out, trying to save the childâs ears from hearing such a naughty word.
âMama!â the boy screamed, digging his teeth into Loganâs finger.
At that moment, a loud bang was heard and two people ran in. They were Snake and Octo, the wicked villains that kidnapped this child.
âGive him back you monsters!â Octo growled, raising his morning star up threateningly. âNow!â
âOver my dead Body!â Rom bellowed, running out of the shower with shorts on and a towel wrapped around his bare shoulders. His sword was in his hands and he went to charge Octo.
âWait! Donât fight in front of him!â Snake cried, his voice loud but very weak. Thatâs when Logan noticed that his cheeks were stained with tears.
Logan huffed, shaking his head. Disgusting monsters. Crying over their pet being taken...how pathetic. He covered the child with his hands, cringing when the boy started to scratch and claw at his fingers. He ignored it, focusing on keeping the child safe.
Roman went to stab Octo with his sword, but Octo was quicker and smacked Roman over the head, watching the prince drop to the ground. He didnât hesitate before he slammed his foot into Romanâs head, knocking Roman unconscious.
Snake was dealing with Patton, until Octo ran in between them, joining the battle and letting Snake flee over to Logan.
Patton struggled against Octo, his own powers struggling against the speed and outright disorderly attacks of the villain.
Logan went to run, before the child delivered a harsh bite to his thumb. He hissed and instinctively opened his hands, causing the child to jump off them. He went to grab the child, but he was shoved away by Snake.
Snake caught the boy, cupping the tiny child into his hands. âItâs okay, itâs okay baby,â he cooed, which caused all the heroes, minus the unconscious Roman, to freeze.
âB-Baby?â Patton squeaked out, staring in shock. âW-what?â
Ocot stopped his fight with Patton and walked over to Snake, hugging him. âItâs okay, itâs okay love, baby is here,â he hummed, reaching out and petting the child.
As if by magic, the child stopped crying, leaning into their touch. âMama, Papa,â he cooed, relaxing.
âY-Youâre Mama and Papa?â Logan asked, gulping. I just abducted their kid. They are so gonna kill me.
âYes we are,â Snake hissed, his eyes narrowing. âAnd you are lucky I donât kill you, But I donât want to get blood on my hands especially when Iâm holding little Vivi. My Son.â
âI will!â Octo growled, walking towards Logan.
Logan flinched and prepared for the hit, knowing he deserved it.
Snake reached out, grabbing âWait Re, stop.â
âThey stole our baby, Dee! They deserve to get my morning star up their ugly buttholes!â
âThey didnât know better, Remus. They were ignorant...but we can use them.â Dee looked over the heroes, then back at his son
âUse them? Love, how can we do that?â Remus gave Logan another glare and shoved him to the floor, returning to Snakeâs side. He reached out and plucked up the tiny child, cooing over him.
âThatâs easy, we let them be Virgilâs babysitters for the night and we go out to dinner. I believe this is a fitting punishment.â
âWait what?â Everyone echoed, staring at Dee in shock. Except Virgil, who was currently rolling around and playing with Remusâs fingers.
âWha?â Roman slurred, slowly regaining his consciousness. âBaby?â
âYay! Yay! I wanna babysit!â Patton squeaked, walking over Remus so he could see the child. He was roughly grabbed by the back of his shirt and flung into a wall.
âShower you disgusting mutt!â Dee snarled, hissing at Patton. âYou are NOT touching my baby with your filthy hands! Youâll get my baby sick!â
âDoggie fly! Doggie fly!â Virgil squeaked, giggling.
Patton let out a soft whine and went to the showers, pouting the entire way. He wasnât hurt, but he wanted to play with the child so badly!
Logan coughed, drawing the attention back to him. âAs much as we would love toâŚ..babysitâŚ.I want to know how you adopted the boy...Virgil?â
Dee winced, shaking his head. âThat is a story for another time. Did you want to babysit or not?â Dee asked, tapping his foot.
Roman sat up, grinning as if he just wasnât knocked unconscious for the past fifteen minutes. âOf course we will babysit! One one condition.â
âWhich is?â
âI get to be called Uncle Roman!â
Remus huffed, shaking his head. âOut of all things in the world, you just want to be called Uncle? Is that it?â
âI believe that can be arrangedâŚ...but I want to see how well you can handle him first. And he has to actually like you three,â Dee huffed, gently kissing Virgilâs head.
In the end, after Patton got out of the shower, all three of the heroes agreed to watch the tiny child. Dee gave them a list of rules that they had to follow, especially the no caffeine after eight oâclock rule.
Logan took a note of all the rules, while Roman and Patton were busy cooing over the boy. Dee and Remus stayed close to Virgil, making sure their little boy would be alright with the heroes.
Virgil was extremely nervous at first, but eventually he warmed up to the Doggy man. He was still wary and hesitant around the loud red man and the glasses man on the couch. He hoped that Glasses wasnât mad at him about being bitten and scratched.
Dee and Remus made sure that Virgil was comfortable before they allowed themselves to relax. âWe will be back around one or two tonight. I expect him to be in bed by ten. He likes grape juice, sugar cookies, and pretty much any fruit you have.âÂ
âThat seems acceptableâŚ.I hope you two enjoy your date,â Logan gave a small smile to Virgil, his smile sinking when Virgil cowered and hid behind Patton.
Logan escorted Dee and Remus out, repairing the door they broke down. If you would have asked him earlier if he thought his day would have turned him into a villainâs babysitter he would have said no, but he wouldnât have it any other way.
He was glad that Dee and Remus hadnât actually been that mad at them, surprised but happy all the same. He did not want his head smacked in by Remus, at all.
Patton and Roman were glad that they got to be babysitters for Virgil. He was a tiny child, which makes him extra adorable. They cooed and fawned over him as Virgil seemed to enjoy the attention.
What they didnât know, however, was what night they just signed themselves up for. Oh boy, was this going to be a night to remember for everyone, especially the heroes tasked with watching over the wickedâs son.
Oh yeah, I have an Ask Blog for an HB Superhero AU if anyone wants to check it out. Enjoy.






Hello there good people of and imps of tumblr! I have decided to open up one of those blog things, you all are so fond of in hopes to give you some insight into my daily life as a superhero! So please, ask away!
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OOC: Figured i'd finally complete the whole family now. So please enjoy the one and only Super Octavia! Her name might not be as alliterative as her parents' hero names, but she definitely would refuse being called "Soctavia" to keep the theme up......
So in an effort to truly dump as much as I can that has been spawned from A New Infection, here is a mostly complete list of all the alternate universes I have. Briar's characters feature in most of these, so go check out her descriptions and other universes linked at the end. Also! Any title in green only includes my characters, or at the very least, they're the main focus.( @pagesofcursive is Briar's blog, or you can click her name above)
- Family AU
Half our characters are toddlers! and are fostered by the other half. This alternate universe is almost purely fluff and fueled by chaos. The adults need help staying sane.
- Fusion AU
Follow all our characters through high school in a world that has laws from both universes; powerless people are the most populous, followed by elementals (Briar's universe) and vigilantes (my universe) at an even smaller population. There's fluff, plenty of angst, new relationships, and plenty of new, tragic backstories to discover. This alternate universe has the most polished stories, which we will be sure to post, as soon as someone is introduced.
- Game Show AU
Motivated by money, fame, friendship, or blackmail, our characters join a game show. There's betrayal, love, and old friendships being discovered, as everyone attempts to survive each weekly trial and not be eliminated before reaching the end.
- Hogwarts AU
We're both Harry Potter (not J.K Rowling) fans, so it was inevitable that we'd send everyone to Hogwarts. When a parent goes mad and threatens the wizarding world, it's up to our characters to reason with the twisted adult and save their community.
- Post-Apocalypse AU
This was created solely because of my indecisiveness; there are a few versions of ways the world would turn after being saved from the canon setting. The first short story I posted is set here, even though it's not explicitly stated. This is probably the least interesting AU, but possibly one of the more useful ones (for me at least)
- Royal AU
Scandals and servants, nobles and naughtiness; we put all our characters in a loosely fantastical medieval setting. Embodying various roles, two of our characters are neighboring princesses and employ the others. There are witches, demons, and mortal peril, and suffice to say, it's definitely an exciting time.
- Superhero AU
A New Infection characters live in a world of heroes, villains, and vigilantes. The characters are age curved, and they serve significant roles in their local metropolis. Living with gray morals, fraying patience unrecognised potential, Bella, Zach, and Freddie, masquerading under the names Scarlet Maiden, Bladed Officer, and Biohacker, strive to make their mark on the world.
- Survival AU
After being thrown in an arena and forced to battle by an unknown external source, the ten main characters plot and escape their prison and are now faced with surviving a winter wonderland and somehow finding their way home.
- The Perfect Family (TPF) AU
Freddie is officially adopted at a much younger age by Violetta and Aster. This alternate universe was formed by a selfish desire to write about more sapphic found families, balance out the angst, and give Freddie the childhood he needs.
So, yeah! These are all the AUs I've created (that I can currently remember) You can find Briar's post here since she and I wanted to create a list of all the universes we've come up with. Eventually, we may flesh out each concept, with character descriptions and roles exclusive to each universe. We'll also post stories set in many of these settings as we finish them, and we'll be sure to link to our respective master posts.
April Prompts Day 4 - easter egg
Featuring: Bella and Freddie
Freddie heard a faint whistling from the stairs, matched with a rhythmic tap of someone coming. He groaned, recognising the footsteps. Replacing a vial in its stand he wheeled back on his sleek office chair. To call it an office chair was an understatement. After establishing himself enough resources to be relatively independent he started putting funds to what someone affectionately called his supervillain chair. It had wide armrests for coffee, and a luxuriously tall back for dramatic reveals. It curved at the top, making half an egg and simultaneously a good place to hide when jammed against a wall.
The melody peaked with the footsteps and a slight figure stood shadowed in the doorway.
"So," the voice was melodic, dusty, and feminine, but the word was commanding and perfectly articulated, almost cocky. The lurker had power and they knew it. "You're still working today."
He scoffed, "Of course. Why wouldn't I be?"
"Because it's a holiday for most people, pipsqueak," they drawled.
"Don't call me that," he squawked. "And I don't need holidays. I have work to do. Villainous projects."
"You know, you're not as intimidating as you think you are," they teased.
"Neither are you," he shot back, "Scarlet Maiden."
Scarlet Maiden, also known as Anabella, frowned and stepped into the light. She wore a white graphic tee, embellished with a small galaxy on it and chunky black jeans, armed with at least half a dozen pockets. She made a small noise of disapproval, "Not with that name I'm not, pipsqueak." She ignored his protests. "The Crimson Programmer however, holds more power. Doesn't it make you shiver?"
He shrugged nonchalantly, "I think you're just a dork."
She swept an arm over his area cluttered with beakers, vials and containers. "Look who's talking! I could shut off 73% of your equipment right now," she threatened.
"And lose such a valuable flow of cash?"
"Please. I've been doing this for years, you're not my only client."
"Maybe, but I have to-"
"Look," Bella interrupted, "we could do this all day. But we both have things to attend to. So here, take this and I'll relieve you of my presence." She walked forward and placed something thumb-sized wrapped in cerulean foil.
"What is it?" He turned it over in his hand and held it up to the light.Â
Her eyes widened, "Are you serious? Did you even have a childhood?"
Freddie leveled a glare at her. She rolled her eyes in response.
"It's an Easter egg. Considering that's what the Christian world is celebrating up there. It's chocolate."
He wrinkled his nose, "Really? And the purpose of this isâŚ"
"Fun," Bella shrugged. "Kids look for them and then gorge themselves on them. Just enjoy it and don't think too hard about it." She ruffled his hair and strode out, once again ignoring his indignation.
He huffed and stuck out his tongue at her retreating combat boots. Curious, he unwrapped the foiled egg, depositing the foil scraps in a small waste basket. He popped it in his mouth. Average. It was nothing compared to the chocolate his mother used to buy on rare occasions. But then again, German chocolate was a hard standard to match. Still, it was a sweet gesture. He cringed at the unintentional pun, but let a smile grace his lips as he turned back to his work.
This is an absolutely amazing idea. And thus, I have started a short story inspired by it
I wonder if, in superhero universes, the villains ever get contacted by those âMake a Wish Foundationâ and similar people.
I mean, the heroes do, of course they do, kids who want to meet Spiderman or Superman or get to be carried by the Flash as he runs through Central City for just thirty seconds.
But surely there are also the kids, who - because they are kids and sometimes kids are just weird - decide that what they really, really want is to meet a supervillain. Because heâs scary or sheâs awesome or that freeze ray is just really, really cool, you know?
Damn girl the power of love and friendship arenât working :/ time to kill someone or whatever
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Honestly, it was kind of pathetic.Â
âWhat am I- who are you- where is-?â Manic Alchemist seemed to have retained none of his usual coherence. Bella supposed that made sense - it would probably be rather alarming waking up in a strange place chained to an angled table.Â
âHello, Manic Alchemist. Youâre awake sooner than expected.â
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