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Dustin: Stop staring at my mom’s ass. (Referring to Steve)
Eddie: Nuh-uh
Dustin: Yuh-huh
Eddie: Nuh-uh
Dustin: Yuh-huh
Eddie: NUH-UHHH
Dustin: YUH-HUUUUH
(This continues for another half hour)
Robin: What in the world are those two doing?
Steve: It’s called the “Agree to disagree game” where they keep saying “Nuh-uh” and “Yuh-huh” until either one of them gives up or someone stops them.
Robin: And you don’t stop them because why?
Steve: It’s funny.
STEVE AND ROBIN, CHANGE MY MF MIND.
Dean and Charlie walked so Robin and Steve could run
Full disclosure I made this post while stoned
Dean and Charlie walked so Robin and Steve could run
*Robin hands Eddie a Slurpee*
Eddie: For me?
Robin: Yeah.
Eddie: What’d you get me?
Robin: Drink it and see.
Eddie, taking a sip: Half cherry, half coke. Your specialty. Nice.
Robin: Yeah.
Steve: Where’s mine?
Robin: You always say they’re too sugary.
Steve: Well, I’m thirsty, so too bad. *takes a sip of Robin’s Slurpee* Mm. It’s too sugary.
Robin: *laughs*
Steve: You love the pink ones.
Robin: I love the color pink. But I like the chocolate macarons. Steveee! I've already said I wanted these two.
Steve: No. You can't have two.
Robin: But I said...
Steve: You had three this morning.
Robin: I have not!
Steve: Downstairs. I saw you.
Robin: I've had one!
Steve: Not true. Eddie saw you. You’re lying. Why are you lying?
Robin: I am not lying. You are. Eddie!
Eddie: What? I like the chocolate ones as well. I have not had...
Robin: I wanted them!
Steve: I have the solution.
Nancy: Put them back. Stop.
Eddie: Why are you getting involved?
Nancy: Can you not just divide them?
Steve: ...three chocolate this morning!
Robin: I have not! I haven't had...
Nancy: Three banana macarons for the one chocolate.
Robin: Not a chance.
Eddie: That is devious.
Steve: That's very unreasonable.
Eddie: Please!
Steve: Why not? Eddie, you cannot... Why are you getting involved?
if my friend told me they believed they were stuck in a time loop i would simply believe them
Buddy comedy. The protagonists are a man and a woman. They are best friends. They're not romantically involved with each other, she's gay and he's straight. They get into hijinks doing stupid shit for the sake of a mutual goal: Trying to impress girls. It doesn't work. Whatever they're doing, they both look fucking stupid doing it. At some point they get separated, and both happen to encounter a really cool girl and fail to impress her by doing something stupid. The girl is flattered, and thinks the dumbshitteryis actually quite endearing, but is unfortunately not romantically compatible. In two simultaneous, alternating scenes happening at the same time in different places, the protagonists both respond to the girl they were talking to, in identical gestures. A wide grin, raising a finger like "wait hold on I've got something awesome for you", pull out their phones, and text each other
"hey idiot I found you a girl she loves morons"
Robin and Steve are like two cats bonded from the streets who can’t be adopted separately and I so desperately want what they have. I love them and their platonic chaos. It’s so beautiful. And it’s madness and it’s awesome and I need it. I need it.
I've decided the perfect Stobin au is a psych au/fusion. I don't know if I'll ever clear my plate enough to write it so let me share some world building highlights I dreamt of last night:
Steve, with his people reading skills and his ADHD brain that holds on to strange bits of information forever, accidentally convinces the Hawkins police force that he's psychic.
Robin plays his (thematic) straight man. Trading off antics and helping to fill in the gaps in Steve's knowledge base/memory
This only even happens because the temp agency placed Robin at a separate job from Steve, tragic, and he had too much time on his hands to get a crush on the local dinner guy
The local dinner guy who gets framed for a crime he didn't commit, and when Steve goes in just to provide a character witness he gets accused of being an accomplice. Somehow between this point and being released Steve convinces them he's psychic -- it's important to note even Steve is unclear on how this happens
When Robin finds out Steve has already decided they can solve this. And self employment is pretty much the only way to make sure they can work together forever and no one can separate them
Through the power of gossip, audacity, and actually doing some investigative work. Stobin do of course solve the crime
More general lore thoughts: this is an aged up au so that Steve wouldn't have to have a strained tough love relationship with his dad ala actual psych sure you could use Hopper in place of Henry but I think it's more fun to shove a newly graduated Dustin into just some kind of generic science lab. Who needs a dad for advice when you have six kids?
Every eligible lady in Hawkins is obsessed with Robin and her private eye drip, can an au that doesn't exist have a running gag?
Most crucially, regardless of any boy or girl crushes, this is an au about stobin getting into antics. Steve tapping in to his inner theater kid while Robin nods sagely in the back. Robin asking the most uncomfortable question a person has ever asked another human while Steve smiles and gaslights them into believing its acceptable. Steve and Robin paying themselves to hang out all day and yeah maybe along the way they solve a murder if they're up to it, who knows they've got a lot planned
the irony of me making fun of my friend's romantic yearing only to turn around and crave the exact flavor of friendship that steve and robin has is not lost on me i wear that badge with pride
platonic stobin is what fuels me. platonic stobin is what wraps me up in a blanket and tucks me into bed when my day was too much, grabs a bowl of dry cereal, and sets the volume to just the right number. platonic stobin is what i crave and what i need and i will fight anyone who says anything otherwise
steve & robin post starcourt
I LOVE IT SO MUCH ❤️❤️❤️
y'all need to get on this and read it 🫶🫶
it is seven in the fucking morning.
steve needs help with his eddie munson centric gay crisis. robin, apparently, missed the 'steve is bisexual now' memo.
“Why doesn’t Eddie want to kiss me?” Robin, behind the counter at Family Video, stares at Steve like he’s fucking crazy.
their friendship is better than anything
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*Eddie receiving nudes from Steve*
Eddie: these are high quality tf?? Ain't no way your phone took these pictures did you get a photoshoot done??
Steve: Robin helped
Eddie: fuck you mean "Robin helped"??????
Best buddies ever!
#We all need a platonic soulmate like Steve
