Spn Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Sam: Once when I was a kid, I asked my dad to close my closet ‘to keep the monsters inside’. He responded ‘what makes you think monsters can’t open doors?’
Sam: ...I haven’t slept since.
Dean: i don’t have the energy for this
Sam: For what?
Dean: *gestures vaguely*
Cas: I am an Angel of the Lord, suck it!
Dean: Even if you weren't an Angel of the Lord, I'd still suck it
Sam *putting down his uno cards*: aaaaand I'm out
Cas: why are you laying on the floor?
Dean: I'm depressed
Cas: okay
Dean: ...also I was stabbed
Cas: not okay
Sam: are you in love with Cas?
Dean: no
Sam: then why do you write D+C everywhere?
Dean: it stands for... death and coffee
Cas: don't try to do anything stupid
Dean: I don't need to try
Dean:
Dean: did I just roast myself?
*after Dean and Cas pull away from their first kiss*
Dean: I'm having an emotion, but I don't know what it is
Cas: happiness?
Dean: that's it! It's been so long I forgot what that was
Dean: You have to learn to love yourself
Cas: don't you hate yourself?
Dean: yes, but this is about you, stay focused
*after Dean and Cas pull away from their first kiss*
Dean: I'm having an emotion, but I don't know what it is
Cas: happiness?
Dean: that's it! It's been so long I forgot what that was
Sam: are you in love with Cas?
Dean: no
Sam: then why do you write D+C everywhere?
Dean: it stands for... death and coffee
*Dean and Cas staring at each other for the millionth time*
Sam: oh just kiss already
Cas:
Dean:
Dean: What!?
Sam *sarcastic*: oh no. Did I say that out loud?
Cas: why are you laying on the floor?
Dean: I'm depressed
Cas: okay
Dean: ...also I was stabbed
Cas: not okay
Cas *walks in wearing a slave Leia costume*: Dean, I don't understand why you wanted me to wear this
Dean: Cas, you were supposed to go to my room!
Sam: I knew it had to happen sooner or later, but I never expected this...
Cas: I am an Angel of the Lord, suck it!
Dean: Even if you weren't an Angel of the Lord, I'd still suck it
Sam *putting down his uno cards*: aaaaand I'm out
Sam (asking through the door): are you two decent?
Dean: Not morally, but we’re dressed if that's what you're asking.
Dean: I'm not gay
Cas: *exists*
Dean: I may be gayer than I originally thought
Dean: Roses are red, violets are blue
Dean: Why did you leave me, father? What did I do?
Dean: I like the strong quiet type
Cas: *quietly lifting a table*
Dean: listen here, I run a tight shipwreck
Dean: me and Cas slept together last night but it wasn't gay
Sam:
Sam: you know what, I'll take it. I'm just glad that there's no more sexual tension