Incorrect Spn Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Jack: is this thing between Dean and Cas supposed to be a secret?

Sam: hardly. The only people who don't know Dean and Cas love eachother are Dean and Cas

Cas: you should show me some respect. I dragged you out of hell, I can throw you back in

Dean, internally: enemies to lovers, slow burn, fluff, smut, sexual tension, 100k+ words, happy ending

Cas: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like five years now. No response

Dean, jealous: wow. He sounds stupid

Cas: he’s not that stupid. Just dense

Dean: maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know... "Hey! I love you!"

Cas: I guess you're right. Hey Dean, I love you

Dean: see, just say that

Cas: holy fucking shit

Dean: If that flies over his head then, sorry Cas, but he’s too dumb for you

Cas: Dean

Dean: do you like me or like like me?

Cas, proposing: take a guess

Dean: Hey do you know Cas' type

Sam: You

Dean: Huh, too bad I'm not a girl

Sam: Once when I was a kid, I asked my dad to close my closet ‘to keep the monsters inside’. He responded ‘what makes you think monsters can’t open doors?’

Sam: ...I haven’t slept since.

Dean: i don’t have the energy for this

Sam: For what?

Dean: *gestures vaguely*

Dean: *pulls out a box*

Dean: We're going to put things that we love in the box

Sam: Can I put Jack in the box?

Dean: No

Castiel: Can I put Jack in the box?

Dean: No

Rowena: Can I -

Dean: NO ONE IS PUTTING JACK IN THE BOX!

Jack, already in the box: ???

*2 AM*

dean: *wakes up in the middle of the night* cas? what are you doing?

cas: *sitting in the dark, squinting his eyes at his laptop* dean. this device is preposterous. it keeps hinting at a certain thing i should have done with some cookies? what cookies?

dean: *snorts*

cas: this is not funny, dean. i am deeply concerned about the functionality of today’s technology. do i need to bake cookies in order for this machine to be of service?

dean: …

dean: cas, dear, my other half, love of my life, you do not have to bake cookies if you want access to a website. you just have to accept them.

cas: but i am in no mood for cookies.

dean: oh boy, this is gonna be a long night…

so.

Another scene from Dead in the Water with captions for the wincest-impaired

One scene from Wendigo with captions for the Wincest-impaired (with many thanks to Kat for coming up with broners = brotherly boners.)

I had to do this scene by itself, because it wouldn’t fit into one panel. I’m doing an edit of the whole episode probably tomorrow. Suggested by Sarah (patchworkgirlfriend).

Other caption edits here.