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First Meeting Starters
Send “First meeting+a symbol” for a starter of our muses meeting for the first time.
🏥 Our muses meet at a hospital
🏘️ Our muses to meet as new roommates
🏣 Our muses to meet at a post office
🏢 Out muses to meet at a office
🏨 Our muses to meet at a hotel
🏩 Our muses to meet at a ‘special’ hotel (nsfw possibly)
🏪 Our muses to meet at a store
🏫 Our muses to meet at college
💒 Our muses to meet at a wedding
🏞️ Our muses to meet at a park
🏔️ Our muses to meet at a winter resort
⛩️ Our muses to meet at a festival
🎡 Our muses to meet at a carnival
🚉 Our muses to meet at a train station
🚆 Our muses to meet on a train
🚌 Our muses to meet on a bus
🚑 Our muses to meet on an ambulance
🚒 Our muses to meet at a fire station
🚓 Our muses to meet at a police station
🚕 Our muses to meet in a taxi
🚢 Our muses to meet on a ship
✈️ Our muses to meet on a plane
⛱️ Our muses to meet at a beach
🎭 Our muses to meet at a theater
🎪 Our muses to meet at a circus
🎨 Our muses to meet at an art show
🏆 Our muses to meet at an awards ceremony
🏅 Our muses to meet at a sports competition
⚽ Our muses to meet at a sporting event
🎮 Our muses to meet at a gaming event
🎼 Our muses to meet at a music store
🎤 Our muses to meet at a karaoke place
🎸 Our muses to meet at a concert
🎬 Our muses to meet at a set of a movie
🃏 Our muses to meet at a casino
🎦 Our muses to meet at a movie
🍽️ Our muses to meet at a restaurant
☕ Our muses to meet at a cafe
🐈 Our muses to meet at a pet store
🎂 Our muses to meet at a birthday party
🎃 Our muses to meet on Halloween
🕸️ Our muses to meet at a Halloween party
🦃 Our muses to meet on Thanksgiving
🍁 Our muses to meet at a fall festival
🎅 Our muses to meet at at a Christmas party
🎄 Our muses to meet on Christmas
🏮 Our muses to meet at a Chinese New Years party
🍾 Our muses to meet on New Years
🥂 Our muses to meet at a New Years party
💘 Our muses to meet on Valentine’s Day
💟 Our muses to meet at a Valentine’s party
🐰 Our muses to meet on Easter
🎆 Our muses to meet on the fourth of July
🎓 Our muses to meet at a graduation party
🎉 Our muses to meet at a party
🍼 Our muses to meet at a baby shower
💍 Our muses to meet at an engagement party
💞 Our muses to meet at a speed dating event
*: ･ﾟ✧ interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
nonverbal memes
add + to reverse who does the action
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention [ sleep ] for your muse to wake mine [ cover ] for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket [ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc. [ kiss ] for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning [ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair [ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair [ embrace ] for your muse to hold mine [ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room [ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer [ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger [ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s [ weep ] for your muse to catch mine crying [ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food [ hit ] for your muse to attack mine [ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance [ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine [ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap [ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring [ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually [ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support [ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm [ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand [ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did [ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine [ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap [ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down [ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away [ dream ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare [ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation [ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury [ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine [ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger [ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine [ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine
injury/hurt prompts bc reasons
feel free to specify who is receiving the actions [ sew ] for one muse to have to stitch up the other [ fix ] for one muse to mend a dislocated joint [ alone ] for one muse to find the other trying to treat themselves [ drugged ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re delirious [ bullet ] for one muse to help the other after they get shot [ lacerate ] for one muse to get stabbed while protecting/working with the other [ broken ] for one muse to have broken a bone(s) [ scream ] for one muse to wake up because the other is having a nightmare [ comfort ] for one muse to stay the night with the other after a hard day [ wake ] for one muse to wake up to the other at the side of their hospital bed [ sleep ] for one muse to sit by while the other is unconscious in a hospital [ nurse ] for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick [ appear ] for one muse to show up at the other’s doorstep injured
“ just let me help you. ” “ shut the fuck up and sit down. you’re bleeding. ” “ it’s fine— nothing i haven’t dealt with before. ” “ hey, you can talk to me. ” “ shh- lie back. you’re safe now. ” “ you need to stay still. ” “ how the hell did this happen? ” “ are you sure you’re okay? ” “ that isn’t ‘just a scratch’. ” “ stop being such a baby and let me finish cleaning you up. ” “ i need you to stay awake for me okay? keep your eyes open. ” “ if you die on me i’ll bring you back to life and kill you myself. ” “ for once in your goddamn life, let me take care of you before you make it worse. ” “ you’re hurt because of me. the least i can do is fix it. ” “ i’ll be okay. i promise. ” “ a little help? ” “ i just need a few stitches and i can’t exactly reach. ” “ i’m fine, i just need a moment. ” “ no hospitals. ” “ you need a fucking doctor. ” “ you need to slow down. ” “ you’ll be no help to anyone if you run yourself into the ground. ” “ you have to sleep eventually. ” “ stop fussing, i’ll be fine. ” “ shit, okay fuck that actually really fucking hurts. ” “ i’m scared. ” “ i feel so cold. ” “ i can’t feel my legs. ” “ i don’t…i don’t wanna go yet. ” “ what the fuck happened to you? ” “ who the fuck did this? ” “ you’re clearly not okay so stop bullshitting me. ” “ fucking hell. ” “ i need help. please. ” “ i swear to god i’ll kill whatever bastard did this. ” “ if i die, i’m gonna haunt your ass. ” “ it’s not that bad, chill the fuck out. ”
misc prompts for your feels
“ unique just means alone. ” “ i’m not afraid to die, just wish i could live a little first. ” “ i know i’m a monster, but you look at me like i’m a man. ” “ there’s nothing i wouldn’t do to keep you safe. ” “ we all have sins to pay penance for. ” “ don’t look at me like i’m a hero. you’ll only disappoint yourself. ” “ sometimes when you look at me it’s like…it’s like you’re staring straight past my flesh and into my soul. ” “ you make me want to live. ” “ i know i don’t deserve forgiveness, but i like the idea that some people think i might. ” “ i trust you with my life. ” “ you’re more like family to me than my own blood. ” “ i’ve never had any sort of family before. ” “ your life is far more precious than mine. ” “ i don’t care what happens to me. as long as you’re safe. ” “ i need you to live…cause if you’re gone then, i don’t know what the point of it all is anymore. ” “ i know i’m not the person you want, but i’m here. ” “ i love you, and i know you may never feel the same. but i’m okay with that. ” “ i couldn’t say no to you even if i wanted to. ” “ you’re worth more than this. ” “ why do you walk around as if you’re somehow less valuable than the rest of the world? ” “ please, let me help you. ” “ just let me do this for you. ” “ you do have something to live for. you have me. ” “ you’ll always have me. ” “ i see you. i know you feel so invisible all the time, but you’re not. not to me. ” “ it’s okay to be angry, you’re allowed to be upset about what happened to you. ” “ don’t you realize you deserve more than this? ” “ you’re not a machine or— or some thing. you’re a person, and i’m sorry anyone ever made you feel otherwise. ” “ please, just hold on a little longer. i can’t lose you too. ” “ this scar..what happened? ” “ if you won’t do it for yourself, then do it for me. ” “ you’re bleeding— how long have you been hiding this?! ” “ sometimes i realize one day i could die, i could just disappear and the world would be none the wiser. there’d be no one to miss me and that terrifies me more than death itself. ” “ i’m not sure i know who i’m supposed to be anymore. ” “ my mind is so loud and i’m afraid it’ll never be quiet again. ” “ when i’m in a crowd i just want to melt away and yet, when i’m alone it’s somehow worse. ” “ loneliness is a poison and i’ve been drinking it for so long, i don’t there there’s an anecdote to save my soul. ” “ i don’t care if the world knows my name, i just want you to remember me. ” “ you deserve more than i could ever give you. ” “ i love you. i know that’s not enough, but i do. ” “ you’re safe with me, you always will be. ” “ you make me feel safe. like i’m allowed to be anything i want. ” “ i’d do anything to be the person you love again. ” “ i’ve got you, you’re safe. ” “ just rest, i’m here. ” “ you can stay with me tonight. ”
First Meeting Starters
Send “First meeting+a symbol” for a starter of our muses meeting for the first time.
🏥 Our muses meet at a hospital
🏘️ Our muses to meet as new roommates
🏣 Our muses to meet at a post office
🏢 Out muses to meet at a office
🏨 Our muses to meet at a hotel
🏩 Our muses to meet at a ‘special’ hotel (nsfw possibly)
🏪 Our muses to meet at a store
🏫 Our muses to meet at college
💒 Our muses to meet at a wedding
🏞️ Our muses to meet at a park
🏔️ Our muses to meet at a winter resort
⛩️ Our muses to meet at a festival
🎡 Our muses to meet at a carnival
🚉 Our muses to meet at a train station
🚆 Our muses to meet on a train
🚌 Our muses to meet on a bus
🚑 Our muses to meet on an ambulance
🚒 Our muses to meet at a fire station
🚓 Our muses to meet at a police station
🚕 Our muses to meet in a taxi
🚢 Our muses to meet on a ship
✈️ Our muses to meet on a plane
⛱️ Our muses to meet at a beach
🎭 Our muses to meet at a theater
🎪 Our muses to meet at a circus
🎨 Our muses to meet at an art show
🏆 Our muses to meet at an awards ceremony
🏅 Our muses to meet at a sports competition
⚽ Our muses to meet at a sporting event
🎮 Our muses to meet at a gaming event
🎼 Our muses to meet at a music store
🎤 Our muses to meet at a karaoke place
🎸 Our muses to meet at a concert
🎬 Our muses to meet at a set of a movie
🃏 Our muses to meet at a casino
🎦 Our muses to meet at a movie
🍽️ Our muses to meet at a restaurant
☕ Our muses to meet at a cafe
🐈 Our muses to meet at a pet store
🎂 Our muses to meet at a birthday party
🎃 Our muses to meet on Halloween
🕸️ Our muses to meet at a Halloween party
🦃 Our muses to meet on Thanksgiving
🍁 Our muses to meet at a fall festival
🎅 Our muses to meet at at a Christmas party
🎄 Our muses to meet on Christmas
🏮 Our muses to meet at a Chinese New Years party
🍾 Our muses to meet on New Years
🥂 Our muses to meet at a New Years party
💘 Our muses to meet on Valentine’s Day
💟 Our muses to meet at a Valentine’s party
🐰 Our muses to meet on Easter
🎆 Our muses to meet on the fourth of July
🎓 Our muses to meet at a graduation party
🎉 Our muses to meet at a party
🍼 Our muses to meet at a baby shower
💍 Our muses to meet at an engagement party
💞 Our muses to meet at a speed dating event
*: ･ﾟ✧ interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse). tw for blood, death and physical violence mention.
‘ is it complete? ’
‘ who are you? ’
‘ who is this? ’
‘ why are you bleeding? ’
‘ what would i do without you? ’
‘ do you feel alright? ’
‘ what’s your name? ’
‘ why do you hate me? ’
‘ do you want something to eat? ’
‘ aren’t you supposed to be someone important? ’
‘ did you read it yet? ’
‘ can you help me? ’
‘ why do you act so weirdly? ’
‘ what do i do with someone like you? ’
‘ you awake? ’
‘ can’t you tell left from right? ’
‘ how dare you? ’
‘ can i have a word? ’
‘ why didn’t you fight back? ’
‘ can you stop interupting me? ’
‘ why are you here? ’
‘ what happened? ’
‘ haven’t you said enough? ’
‘ why are you still ___? ’
‘ why don’t you shut up and be quiet? ’
‘ what did you dream of? ’
‘ why are you yelling? ’
‘ how could you say that? ’
‘ is that mine? ’
‘ why did you turn out this way? ’
‘ are you talking to me? ’
‘ why won’t he date me? ’
‘ why did you hit him? ’
‘ why are you crying yourself to sleep? ’
‘ are you serious? ’
‘ who did this? ’
‘ will i regret this? ’
‘ do you promise? ’
‘ is that mine? ’
‘ am i dead? ’
‘ can you stop moving? ’
‘ is he looking at me? ’
‘ does it hurt? ’
‘ how did that happen? ’
‘ what’s the weather for tomorrow? ’
‘ are you in love with me yet? ’
‘ is it that important? ’
‘ want some? ’
‘ was that an accident? ’
‘ what’s the deal with you? ’
‘ who do you think you are? ’
‘ can i ask you something? ’
‘ why don’t you leave then? ’
‘ how could you? ’
‘ is this all you can do? ’
‘ why is this here? ’
‘ how did you get in here? ’
‘ is it freezing to you? ’
‘ what are you making tdday? ’
‘ are you lost? ’
‘ has it been that long? ’
‘ how could you? ’
𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇 𝐐𝐔𝐎𝐓𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
hi i love this show and i’m still mad at mattel. all quotes are taken from the show ever after high, feel free to change pronouns!
‘ i’m sorry , who’s telling this story ? ’
‘ peace and crackers ! ’
‘ oh , you can’t hear them . only i can . ’
‘ can i talk now ? ’
‘ i’m sick of everyone thinking i’m so “ evil ” because my mom was . ’
‘ it’s not fair ! ’
‘ would you stop with the worry - flurry ? ’
‘ everyone at school loves you ! ’
‘ why yes , this is a new dress . ’
‘ couldn’t go 20 seconds without talking , can you ? ’
‘ hey ___ , you look gort , i mean great ! i don’t even know what gort means . ’
‘ i could offer you a seat , but i’m “ evil ” . ’
‘ have to warn you , don’t stare at the teeth , just got it whitened . ’
‘ free food ! ’
‘ welcome home , roomie ! ’
‘ you are going to love rooming with me . ’
‘ i’m thoughtful , and beautiful , and i sing the most wonderful songs about woodland creatures . ’
‘ this is going to be a looong year . ’
‘ here’s this tiny manual full of completely reasonable school rules . ’
‘ really , ___ ? you wanna play that way ? ’
‘ that’s it ? that’s where you’re ending the story ? ’
‘ of course you’d start with ___ , always playing favourites . ’
‘ this year’s after party is going to be a page - ripper ! ’
‘ future queen ! we can’t let anyone post embarrassing photos of me ! ’
‘ if i’m going to be catching z’s for a hundred years , i better live it up now ! ’
‘ c’mon , no one’s going to post anything bad about you . everybody loves you . ’
‘ c-can i carry your books ? ’
‘ i don’t want to miss a single minute of our first day , hi everybody ! ’
‘ hey ___ , uh , why are you holding your hand over your mouth ? ’
‘ my eyes ! i can’t see ! ’
‘ this is highschool ! we got forever to get together . ’
‘ but you two are perfect ! not too this , not too that , you’re just right . ’
‘ c’mon , let’s go get some lunch . ’
‘ what future evil queen wouldn’t love an evil throne , an evil crown , and an evil haunted mirror ? ’
‘ when she poisons me , it changes everything ! ’
‘ i’ll go out the window ! i’ve never tried it before . ’
‘ man ! i am good looking ! ’
‘ catching damsels in distress , it’s kinda my thing . ’
‘ stay here , i’m going again ! ’
‘ i love my latte with a lot a lot a lot a lot of cream . ’
‘ wanna go on a nature hike later ? ’
‘ new shoes ? where ? ’
‘ i can’t wait for everyone to get a glimpse of the queen i am going to become . ’
‘ speaking of which , my dorm room , friday night , we’re going to blow the roof off this place ! ’
‘ i will be just like my old man , brave , good - looking , kind , good - looking , thoughtful , and … good - looking . ’
‘ must you always be so dramatic ? ’
‘ must you always ruin my ominous endings ? ’
‘ oh , rats . i forgot . ’
‘ what ? i’m not trouble ! ’
‘ you’re not supposed to apologise ! ’
‘ everyone . i set up a bungee jumping platform on the east turret . ’
‘ you didn’t tell me we were here to be - hassle her , you said we were going to have a tea party . ’
‘ yes , i lied . ’
‘ i don’t want to be a chicken man ! ’
‘ hey , ___ , could you , uh , not sing in the morning ? or ever ? ’
‘ greatest . mirror . ever . ’
‘ you never know if you need to look good on the go . ’
‘ well , uh , okay , let me do one quick check - a - roo . ’
‘ i don’t want to keep calling you the fairest ! ’
‘ stop breaking character ! ’
‘ she’s running unopposed , again . ’
‘ ow ! i’m mean , oh boy ! thanks a lot for the … pin . ow . ’
‘ you can’t test us from chapter 1 to 34 ! we’ve only studied up to chapter 2 . ’
‘ never under - estimate the power of a study party . ’
‘ blast , if only i possessed my poetic skills while in human form . ’
‘ giants are terrible dancers . ’
‘ AH ! MY EYES . ’
‘ shoo ! go ! fly away ! ’
‘ it seems like hearts and destiny don’t always move in the same direction . ’
‘ last time , they made me re - catalog the entire forbidden books section . ’
‘ thanks ___ , you are such a sweetheart . ’
‘ love never waits ! ’
‘ what are you going on about ? ’
‘ that holiday is dangerous ! ’
‘ you are not allowed to speak to anyone about this , understand ? ’
‘ i do throw the most excellent parties . ’
‘ um , you might not want to shout that , y’know , being a secret and all . ’
‘ stop that ! c’mon , they went this way . ’
‘ why do you even care ? ’
‘ i care cause it’s not fair ! ’
‘ ___ is breaking the rules , but she still gets her happily ever after but i don’t ! ’
‘ you got a plan ? it’s not like we’re just gonna find them in a romantic moment . ’
‘ what’s … going on … ? ’
‘ you two are totally busted ! ’
‘ i think the real question is what are you doing here ? ’
‘ we gotta find a better place to picnic . ’
‘ please ! you two can’t tell anyone . ’
‘ yeah , well , um , i’m gonna ! ’
‘ ___, this is going to knock you down the royal rankings . but don’t worry ! i’ll take your place . ’
‘ this is the part where i try to solve your romantic problems . ’
‘ whenever i’m around her , i get really tongue - tied . ’
‘ thanks , ___ , you’re the best bye . ’
‘ oh , sweetie , what’s wrong ? ’
‘ i’m not sure you’d understand . ’
‘ what ? is it … boy trouble ? ’
‘ oh , wow , hey . i am thirsty ! i’m going to go get us some lattes , extra foam , double apple caramel , right ? ’
‘ what’s this ? i-it’s a love poem . ’
‘ oh ! a secret note ! ’
‘ ladies . ’
‘ ___ ? i had no idea he felt this way . ’
‘ sup , brother ! ’
‘ love is … complicated . ’
‘ the path of love is never straight . ’
‘ what’s up with the urgent text message ? is everything okay ? ’
‘ shhhh , i’m not ___ , i’m uh , g__ . ’
‘ is this about you guy’s secret relationship ? ’
*: ･ﾟ✧ interrogation starters.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed.
CALM / QUESTIONING.
“ tell me, what happened?”
“ did you see anything?”
“ what do you remember?”
“ do you remember anything unusual?”
“ please, try to remember as much as you can.”
“ every detail is important.”
“ and what happened next?”
“ and what did you do when all this took place?”
“ what were you doing around __ am/pm?”
“ where were you around __ am/pm?”
“ can anyone verify that?”
“ was someone with you?”
“ and you had nothing to do with it?”
“ and you weren’t involved?”
“ did you see it happen?”
“ did you see who did it?”
“ did you see or hear anything? anything at all?”
CARING / UNDERSTANDING.
“ you seem scared… is that why you don’t want to talk?”
“ did someone hurt you?”
“ it’s okay. you can tell me.”
“ you were just trying to defend yourself, weren’t you?”
“ we can take a break, if you want.”
“ everything will be okay, i promise. but you need to talk to me.”
“ it’s okay if you don’t want to talk about it. but it really would help if you did.”
SUSPICIOUS.
“ there is something you’re not telling me.”
“ i think you’re lying.”
“ you looked away just now when you said that. are you sure you’re telling the truth?”
“ except what you’re telling me doesn’t align with what we already know.”
“ seems to me like you know more than you’re letting in on.”
“ what aren’t you telling me?”
“ who are you trying to protect?”
“ so you really don’t know what any of it means? no clue at all?”
“ they must’ve told you more than that.”
“ you have to have seen more than that.”
“ and you want me to believe you don’t remember?”
“ and you want me to believe you had nothing to do with it?”
“ an accident? is that what you’re going with?”
DEMANDING.
“ i need you to tell me the truth.”
“ i need you to tell me what happened.”
“ i know you’re not telling me the truth.”
“ that doesn’t line up with the evidence. so… you wanna try that again?”
“ stop lying. i already know that’s not what happened.”
MAKING A DEAL / ASKING FOR HELP / DEMANDING HELP.
“ what do you want in exchange for this information?”
“ i’m listening…”
“ you’re coming with me.”
“ since you’re the only one who knows how to find them, i don’t really have a choice but to take you with me.”
“ fine. i’ll take you with me, but if you try anything…”
“ i can’t give you that. you know that.”
“ if we’re going to make a deal, you’re gonna have to ask for something a little more rational than that.”
“ okay. we have a deal.”
“ sorry. no deal.”
𝐄𝐗𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒
feel free to change any pronouns or subjects (or reverse). tw for murder, emotionally manipulative language and mentions of death. mostly angst ( if not completely ).
‘ you killed her! ’
‘ i don’t deserve you! ’
‘ this is the end! ’
‘ i hate you! ’
‘ you left me! ’
‘ you can’t tell him! ’
‘ it’s too late! ’
‘ don’t hang up! ’
‘ you’re wasting my time! ’
‘ you’re a horrible person! ’
‘ you should’ve left me! ’
‘ don’t leave me! ’
‘ stay right there! ’
‘ i wish i’ve never met you! ’
‘ leave me alone! ’
‘ you’re the worst! ’
‘ there’s no where to run! ’
‘ i can’t believe you! ’
‘ you were my everything! ’
‘ i still love you! ’
‘ i can’t forgive you! ’
‘ i can’t love you! ’
‘ you forgot about me! ’
‘ you did this to me! ’
‘ you made me like this! ’
‘ don’t say that to me! ’
‘ he’s gone! ’
‘ shut up! ’
‘ you weren’t any better! ’
‘ you were all i had! ’
‘ this is all your fault! ’
‘ get out! ’
‘ i trusted you! ’
‘ enough! ’
‘ you’re not getting away with this! ’
‘ i swear i’m fine! ’
‘ you need me! ’
‘ i’m not good enough for you! ’
‘ you scared me! ’
‘ go on without me! ’
‘ you’re all i have! ’
‘ you’ll be okay! ’
‘ go away! ’
‘ i’m talking to you! ’
‘ i won’t fall here! ’
‘ i don’t ever want to see you! ’
‘ i’m sick of you! ’
‘ i was always your second choice! ’
‘ answer me! ’
‘ stand up! ’
‘ let me go! ’
‘ i can’t help it! ’
‘ don’t raise your voice at me! ’
‘ i don’t need you! ’
‘ this isn’t real! ’
‘ i don’t need anyone! ’
‘ listen to me! ’
‘ i should’ve left long ago! ’
‘ you took everything from me! ’
‘ leave! ’
‘ i’ll kill you! ’
‘ don’t ever come here ever again! ’
‘ go! ’
‘ you don’t understand! ’
‘ it was all a lie! ’
‘ i’ve seen enough! ’
‘ you’re so annoying! ’
‘ talk to me! ’
‘ listen to me! ’
‘ stop right there! ’
‘ get lost! ’
‘ just do it! ’
‘ i should’ve never trusted you! ’
‘ there was never anything! ’
‘ i can’t protect you! ’
‘ i’m a failure! ’
‘ kill me! kill me now! ’
‘ no! keep your eyes open! ’
‘ don’t make me come in there! ’
‘ you promised me! ’
‘ wake up! ’
‘ i just need some time to think! ’
‘ let me explain! ’
‘ i’m leaving! ’
‘ sit down! ’
‘ i need you! ’
‘ you’re a disappointment! ’
‘ stop running! ’
‘ we can’t fight any longer! ’
‘ you deserved it! ’
‘ we were perfect together! ’
‘ i can’t do this anymore! ’
‘ no more lies! ’
‘ move on! ’
‘ don’t look back! ’
‘ i can’t do this again! ’
‘ save her! ’
‘ i never loved you! ’
‘ be strong! ’
‘ i won’t cry! ’
‘ i won’t mourn you! ’
‘ you’re lying! ’
‘ not this way! ’
‘ hold on! ’
‘ wait! ’
‘ time’s up! ’
‘ there’s nothing to say! ’
‘ you were meant to be mine! ’
‘ i’ve been worried sick! ’
‘ i’m sorry! ’
‘ help me! ’
‘ say it, now! ’
Sentence Meme {Princess Bride}
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“Drop. Your. Sword.”
“Life is pain, _____. Anybody who says otherwise is selling something.”
“I am not left handed.”
“As you wish.”
“I wasn’t worried. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today.”
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
“Have you ever considered piracy?”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“Good night, _____. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you.”
“You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die.”
“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.”
“Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“You killed my love.”
“It’s possible. I kill a lot of people.”
“I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.”
“No one would surrender to the Dread Pirate _____.”
“I got married. I didn’t want to - it all happened so fast.”
“Then you’re not married. You didn’t say it; you didn’t do it.”
“Is this a kissing book?”
“A word, my lady/lord. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?”
“I’ve got my country’s 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife/husband to murder and _____ to frame for it; I’m swamped.”
“There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”
“There will be blood tonight!”
“That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?”
“Thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“She/He is alive, or was an hour ago. If she/he is otherwise when I find her/him I shall be very put out.”
“You can die too for all I care!”
“So I’m here till I die?”
“I can cope with torture.”
“I fight gangs for local charities and stuff.”
“That was a warning, _____. Next time my hand flies on its own. Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman/man lies.”
“I will never love again.”
“You mocked me once, never do it again! I died that day!”
“To the Pain means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.”
“Never go in against a ____ when death is on the line!”
“We are men of action. Lies do not become us.”
“They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.”
“I would as soon destroy a stained-glass window as an artist like yourself.”
“I just work for ____ to pay the bills.”
“It’s not my fault I’m the biggest and the strongest. I don’t even exercise.”
“I believe everything to be a trap. It’s the reason I’m still alive.”
“Stop saying that!”
first time meetings & icebreakers
starter sentences for breaking the ice and first time meetings! feel free to change pronouns/tenses/etc. as needed!
❝ you must be new! i didn’t catch your name! ❞
❝ hey there! i’m [name]. looks like we’re working together! ❞
❝ i’m supposed to meet [name] here. any chance that’s you? ❞
❝ i don’t think we’ve met. let’s fix that, shall we? i’m [name]! ❞
❝ i’m sorry to bother you! i’m new here, and… lost. can you help me? ❞
❝ you look lost, do you need help? ❞
❝ um, can you break this bill? i need coins for the vending machine. ❞
❝ hey i’ve got extra time on the dryer; you’re welcome to it. ❞
❝ excuse me, could you hand me that– ❞
❝ i’m sorry; do you mind if i sit here? ❞
❝ it’s your first time too, huh? ❞
❝ i know a new face when i see one. ❞
❝ you stick out like a sore thumb here. ❞
❝ usually this isn’t a place to meet new people, but here we are! ❞
❝ hey you! being a wallflower won’t gain you friends, come say hi! ❞
❝ kind of a loner too, huh? maybe we can stick together? ❞
❝ let’s stick together, yeah? i’m [name], how about you? ❞
❝ oh no! let me help you with that! ❞
❝ help! please?! ❞
❝ uh! a little help here?! ❞
❝ thanks! for a moment there i thought i was a goner! ❞
❝ well that’s one way to make an introduction! ❞
❝ oh no! i’m sorry! this is a horrible first impression! ❞
❝ i think we got off on the wrong foot. can we start over? ❞
❝ wait can we start over, i prefer to leave a good impression. ❞
First meeting sentence starters
1. “Hi. I’m _______, your new _______.”
2. “Oh! Sorry. I’m so sorry. I wasn’t watching where I was going.”
3. “Hey, could you help me? I’m lost.”
4. “Who are you and what the hell are you doing in my ______?”
5. “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m going to call an ambulance.”
6. “Mind if I sit here? All the other seats are taken.”
7. “Have I seen you somewhere before? You look familiar.”
8. “I’ve never seen you around here before. What’s your name?”
9. “You. You! You’re that jerk who pushed me into a garbage can as you ran past yesterday!”
10. “Do you always meet new people by literally running into them?”
11. “Hi. This line doesn’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, so I thought I’d introduce myself. I’m ______. Nice to meet you.”
12. “Here, let me help you with that.”
13. “Oh! Sorry. I didn’t realize there was already someone in here.”
14. “Are you here for ______ too?”
random sentence starters from the walking dead (part 4)
if you wanna go fast, go alone. if you wanna go far, go together.
people with nothing to hide don’t usually feel the need to say so.
all this time with the walkers, you forget what people do.
save the bullets for the real threat.
can’t do things without people anymore.
a bad person, someone truly evil, they’re light as a feather. they don’t feel a thing.
people kill people. they still have names.
being afraid is whats kept us breathing.
nobody ever mentioned how boring the end of the world was going to be.
we can still come back. we’re not too far gone. we can come back. we all could change.
you gotta save who you are, not who you were.
i know people. they’re just assholes i stay alive with.
you’re the butcher or you’re the cattle.
have you ever been covered in so much blood that you didn’t know if it was yours or your friends’?
nobody is evil. they just decide to forget who they are.
you live because they don’t get to.
the world is trying to die. we’re supposed to just let it.
my family’s dead. that’s not home, it’s just where i live.
if you’re still standing, it’s always on someone else’s back.
they said that pain would be useful someday.
you said to kill them with kindness.
i tried fitting in. i wanted to be like you.
i’m better here. i feel safe.
is there anything i can do? i’m kinda going crazy over here.
we’re all monsters now.
to injure an opponent is to injure yourself.
you play your cards right, maybe i’ll show you where we live.
if we get caught on the wrong side of this herd, we’ll be here ‘til morning.
either your heart is beating or it isn’t. either your loved ones’ hearts are beating or they aren’t.
i know everything is upside down right now, but i wasn’t wrong about this.
we can’t show up empty handed. social graces.
when you stay soft, people die.
can you tell the difference between a good guy and a bad guy?
we have to make sure what’s left is worth what we lost.
it’s like this siren has been going off in my head, and i can’t stop it.
i grew up on a farm. i know all about sheep and wolves.
being careful is staying here.
i didn’t try to kill them. they were in trouble, and i didn’t help. there’s a difference.
are we the good guys? we’re the villains of someone else’s story, a threat to their survival, so dangerous they threaten to wipe us all out. makes you wonder sometimes.
we’ve all been acting like this is normal, holding our breath for months. this isn’t normal.
are you insane? move.
boost me up.
you tried to kill my friends.
don’t be scared.
this place sure has gone to shit since the last time i was here.
tell my kids i didn’t die a coward.
you can’t lie for shit.
i want another chance, okay? i won’t do it again.
we have time. we can get that door open.
we don’t have enough ammo to clear them.
you go up there, you’re dead.
you don’t know anything about me.
i like rules. they bring order to the chaos.
it’s rusted shut.
they were scared, but they didn’t deserve to die that way, in the worst way imaginable.
i’ve been keeping my cool my whole life.
they were one of those people i thought would live forever.
people are dead. i was a part of that. i have to live with that.
i pulled you into this. you didn’t wanna fight.
would you do this for someone else? would you do this for anyone?
why should we give a shit about people who don’t give a shit about themselves?
you can’t save anyone because you don’t care about anyone.
words are a lot easier to deal with than actions.
none of this is real, and you are somebody who isn’t afraid, okay?
living sounds good to me.
i should be able to handle walkers like that. i always have before.
i could die. i used to think that if it happened, it happened.
i’m afraid, and that feeling isn’t going away.
we’re not as strong as we think we are.
i walk after my shifts. i’ve been doing it for a while. you’re the first one to notice.
why the shovel?
people died. we saw it.
we’re not kids.
there’s still people out here. people we can still help.
this is bullshit. it should be dead.
you don’t want to be out here, so go home.
i never knew my way.
you loved your family? then you know your way. it’s home.
you still have family, and you still have a home.
what’s stupid is you being out there when you don’t have to be.
i just want to turn my brain off for a moment.
do you want to tell me about your day?
we’re trying to build something. all of us.
we need food. we came all this way, we’re gonna get it.
circumstances change. we’re doing well now.
they just got a good story. boogeyman, he ain’t shit.
confrontation’s never been something we have trouble with.
forgiveness takes more strength than anger.
it’s going to be a fight.
we have to come for them before they come for us.
where there’s life, there’s possibility.
we’re not trapped in this.
you can do things that just terrify me.
it’s just, i love you. i just wanted to say it. you don’t have to say it back.
we’re two assholes who do whatever we have to do to keep going.
random sentence starters from the walking dead apocalyptic, survival, & found family themes
i can save lives. that’s reason enough to risk mine.
we don’t have to be friends. it just doesn’t have to be quiet.
i was good at it. it distracted me.
you can stay here and die with your friends.
you’re dehydrated.
being a hero takes a lot out of you.
i don’t believe in magic and luck.
i’m real close to shoving a gag in your mouth.
it’s time to get out of here.
what did you do for a living?
it’s obvious from the way they’re not looking at each other that they’re jonesing for it.
i remember things about people, you know?
i wasn’t going to leave her/him/them.
i have to stay.
i’m calling the shots because that’s how everyone voted.
i watched them die.
you’re leaving to fight ghosts?
we have to be here. we have to.
do you believe in this place?
i’m telling you, we gotta make this work.
my kid is here. i got skin in the game too.
i thought you were dead.
odds are, they’re dead. odds are, we will be too.
we’ve got six bullets left, and you’re still bleeding.
we get warnings, and the next time, it’s on us.
you’re being serious, right?
what are we doing? just tell me. it’s good either way.
if you’re trying to make me feel sorry for you, it’s not working.
we’re going to have to fight, and if we die, we die fighting for a place that means something.
i mean, i’m a piece of shit.
we should wait ‘til the fog clears. we need visibility.
i was waiting for you.
what the hell are we doing out here?
bad things happened ‘cause i was scared. they didn’t need to. i didn’t need to be afraid.
i thought to myself, “how long? the clock’s ticking. how long until everyone else is dead and i’m on my own?”
i was screwed up because i lost something. you seem screwed up because you found something.
i feel like i was asleep in there.
you were trying to forget. you can try.
sorry for what happened. how you holding up?
people die now. they do. there’s times like this when you can decide who and when.
those people, they care about you. that’s why you have to be there.
if you care about people, there are people to protect. there are people you will kill for. if you don’t want to kill, or if you can’t, then you have to get away from them.
everything in this life is worth a damn, that’s what i know.
out here on your own, you’ll die.
then let me die.
i wouldn’t kill you. i’d just send you away.
i know you’re following me, again. and you’re going the wrong way.
to be honest, you scare me.
people always die. you know that.
people like you are supposed to be dead.
what happened to you when you were out there?
it’s their world, we’re just living in it.
you’re afraid of me.
i’m sick of playing defense.
so, you’re just gonna take on all of them?
i had to. i don’t need your help.
haven’t they taken enough from us?
too nice a night to spend it dying slow, don’t you think?
you can’t help me. nobody can.
we’re the ones who live.
do you think we can do it?
doing something as big as that, that’s living.
if you care about anyone, there’s a price. i’ve paid it and i can’t anymore.
things don’t get better just because you want them to.
your way is going to destroy this place.
if you don’t fight, you die.
this is a suicide mission.
if we live, we live for them.
i don’t leave anybody behind. not ever.
you can be a farmer. you can’t just be a farmer.
it’s always been all of us.
what the bitch?
enemy close.
are we making our stand?
are we doing this?
he was someone who was with a whole lot of someones who didn’t listen.
we can make a deal, right here, right now.
there are plenty of ways to get where you’re going.
do you want to make today your last day on earth?
think about it. what if it’s the last day on earth for you, or someone you love?
these people, they won’t stop.
starters based on our Discord Greatest Hits shoutout to my friends for being so funny
26 starters
« you stole a baby?! »
« what is mine craft? »
« battery acid tastes fizzy! »
« i never cried in my entire life. »
« you were a meanie poopoohead. »
« what are you gonna do, stab me? »
« silence, child with too many bones. »
« they can be uhhhhh you know. assholes. yea. »
« boi i swear you better stop that heroic business. »
« hold on i was in the middle of reading some mango. »
« you guys don’t emotionally manipulate your minions? »
« i can’t hear you over the sound of your pretentious drivel. »
« stop. stop saying words. everything you just said was awful. »
« mom come pick me up they’re talking about my bones again. »
« when i find him, i will take an electric razor and shave him bald. »
« “why can’t we all be friends?” because some of these people suck. »
« i have so much pent up nervous energy i could snap someone in half. »
« you know what, my fault for trying to question the logistic of clown power. »
« most ghosts i met were nice anyway, so there’s no need to worry, i’m sure. »
« “my man is perfect” your man doesn’t know how to make a minecraft sword. »
« in case you couldn’t tell from the ee-mo-gee, that is me making a face of confusion. »
« i do not know who this shrek person is and such anecdotes are of little interest to me. »
« i swear to fucking god i will beat your ass so bad your partner will have nothing to clap. »
« if you don’t scream a little or forcefeed someone their dices during a DND session, it’s NOT a good DND session. »
« i’m in the middle of important matters and you’re “blowing up” my notifications on this “phone” that i “stole” for myself. »
« we are going over to my mom’s house for plum pie and PLEASE do not talk about you could, quote, do a “human centipede better” at the table. »
𝐓𝐔𝐌𝐁𝐋𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐗𝐓 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓 (a collection of prompts from text posts I saved. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“You’re such an idiot. I will literally kiss you on the mouth.”
“ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID???”
“Not evil anymore, I want to be loved now.”
“Babygirl, you are awkward and do not understand social cues.”
“Sorry about being mentally ill, the sex will be bomb though.”
“What if my best self is a cunt that can’t wake up before noon?”
“They’ve got something gay going on.”
“I’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person I know.”
“I couldn’t fix him. But I could fuck him.”
“I am a generator of hate, and my rage is a renewable resource, like sunshine.”
“If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not.“
“I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.”
“You’re talking mad shit for a guy within kissing distance.”
“I’m sorry I’m hot and funny. Are you mad at me?”
“You make a lot of threats for someone who is short and can’t even do a push-up.”
“My fear of abandonment is so strong, because if I could I would abandon myself too.”
“Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone.”
“My kink? Knowing all the information.”
“I think Aristotle said that.”
“The Universe has a sense of humor and I can respect the commitment to the bit but, girl, please.”
“Vulnerability is so hard. If I told you anything sappy know that I had a hand to hand combat with seven layers of embarrassment and repression.”
“Please don’t say mean things to me.”
“My hobbies include knowing and being right.”
“I told you a joke and you’re laughing. I love you.”
“I’m covered in blood for sexy reasons. Also I just got stabbed.”
“I don’t identify as “male” or “female”, I identify as a warning.”
“I’ve made a huge mistake.”
“First of all, I didn’t “miss” the red flags. I looked at them and thought: yeah, that’s sexy.”
“I could recognize him by tits alone.”
“I hate when people ask me what sign I am. Like, bitch, I am a sign from God. Start running.”
“Can someone please be proud of me? Like fuck, I’m trying.”
Hi, can I ask for some betrayal prompts?
“how could you?”
“why did you do it?”
“i can't believe it.”
“we were your family!”
“ no! ”
“i refuse to believe it.”
“he couldn’t have!”
“tell me, did you do it?”
“there’s no way...”
“you filthy liar!”
“i knew it!”
“look, i’d warned you to stay away from them, but you never listened, did you?”
“please tell me you didn't...”
“i trusted you... i loved you.”
“tell me where i went wrong!”
“was it my fault?”
“i knew you were a lying backstabber all along!”
“you are never going to change, are you?”
“i never loved you.”
“i was a fool to have fallen in love with you.”
“i was a fool to believe your lies.”
“you played me, didn't you.”
“something doesn't add up.”
“she's playing me.”
“i’m not a puppet.”
“not anymore.”
“low blow, [name].”
“you knew he was my Achilles’ heel, so you targeted him - to hurt me.”
“i’m not giving you another chance.”
“people like you never change.”
“you, so eager to betray, ask me of loyalty?”
“you really thought i wouldn’t figure it all out?”
𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐁𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts from the Pirates of The Caribbean movies, feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary)
“Why fight when you can negotiate?”
“If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.”
“I do that quite a lot yet people are always surprised.”
“This is either madness or brilliance.”
“The code is more what you’d call ‘guidelines’ than actual rules.”
“Crazy people don’t know they’re crazy. I know I’m crazy, therefore I’m not crazy, isn’t that crazy?”
“You lied to me by telling me the truth?”
“What a horrible way to live.”
“How did you get here?”
“Dying is the day worth living for.”
“Better mad with the rest of the world than sane alone.”
“Fortune has clearly brought us here.”
“I should have told you every day from the moment I met you. I love you.”
“[name], there is more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? And the eye does not go wanting.”
“This is madness.”
“You’re off the edge of the map, mate. Here, there are monsters.”
“Speak up! Or do you fancy a swim with Davy Jones?”
“This is barbaric!”
“Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!”
“What’s in your head, boy?”
“You cheated!”
“Do you fear death?”
“Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?”
“That’s very kind of you.”
“Think you can outrun the world?”
“How dare you do exactly what I would do if I were you.”
“I’m disinclined to acquiesce to your request.”
“You’d best start believing in ghost stories, Missie. You’re in one!”
“The world used to be a bigger place.”
“Did everyone see that? Because I will not be doing it again.”